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We review episodes 1 & 2 of Fuck Humans by Chelsea Chelsey. The story this week is an audio drama created by one of our listeners! It’s a really fun time, and we hope you’ll all give it a listen. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/fnfpod

We review By The Horns (gay monster erotica) by Eli Ellsworth. Nise didn’t steal the apple, but he did steal our hearts! This one was legit very charming. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/fnfpod

We review Snakeskin – A Monster Girl Erotica, by Misty Vixen. This one was so boring, we just started looking up actual snake facts to entertain ourselves. And snake facts are bad. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/fnfpod

CW: Kink, discussion of consensual non consent. We Review Runt and Giant by NRMathis. One of us had a big appreciation for this werewolf sex, and one of us had a considerably smaller appreciation. So it’s thematic kinda. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/fnfpod

We Review Monstrous Lust: Cathouse Desires by E.M. Beastly. Well, it’s got a house full of cats in it… or does it????? Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/fnfpod

CW: This one is mildly spidery, for anyone with arachnophobia. We review Monstergirl Harems: The Spidergirls by Teagan Mori. For a book about spiders, this one really failed to creepy our crawlies. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/fnfpod

We review Cuckolded by a Gryphon: Watching him seed my wife by Alis Mitsy. We kinda forgot how to make this show, but don’t worry, we figure it out eventually. Also, this book is actually good? Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/fnfpod

We review Baphomet’s Playground: Satan’s Scribe by Robert Negley.  We used our safe words early on this one, and stopped reading, like, 8% of the way through. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/fnfpod, to get bonus content, or even recommend a story for us to review!

We review Phantom Touch #1 (Ghost Paranormal Romance) by Mac Flynn.  It’s a ghost erotica with barely any ghost and absolutely no erotica, soooo… it’s bad. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/fnfpod, to get bonus content, or even recommend a story for us to review!

We read Sandwiched by Slimes by M.E. Hydra. This RPG-inspired tale ended up being… a bit of a grind. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/fnfpod

We review Doing the Dragon from Doing the Dragon Anthology: An Anthology of 10 Dragon Erotica Stories by Alara Branwen and Christie Sims. More like Don’ting the Dragon, amirite? Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/fnfpod

We review I Turned Frankenstein’s Monster GAY! (Gay Monster Seeding) (I Turned Them All GAY! Book 1) by V.L. Vance. Our reactions range from vehement rage to lukewarm distaste, but we both agree that there’s no spark in this Fronkensteen. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/fnfpod

We review Beast Me: The Jersey Devil, from the collection Monster Erotica Unlimited, by Sable Collins. Listen, there are better ways to get your friends to cuddle with you. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/fnfpod

We review Taken by the Gargoyle King, by Vanessa Cox. To be honest, abrasion is the least of our concerns. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/fnfpod

In this episode, we review Mastered by Minotaurs, by Carie Hines, and discuss both the surprising restraint and irrelevant restraints. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/fnfpod