This is the very first episode of our radio show Monobrow After Midnight.Three comedians: Martin Henchion, Samwise Hemmings and Stu Macpherson, tackle the small issues. Other shows might concentrate on the big issues, but we firmly believe in issue equity and don't want the small ones to feel excluded.Tonight we cover cows travelling at the speed of light in a fishbowl, disconnected ants, and a man getting shot in a river. There's also a review of one of Stu's favourite kids' stories.Jump on board. If you love it, that's fantastic. If you don't, it'll probably get better.