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**Sound issues are currently being investigated-apologies in advance!** We’re geeking out over the upcoming season of Seeking Sister Wife! Does Garrick still “Miss.Bert.”? Will we see Colton spice things up with another angel food cake? We have summaries of the first few episodes and names of the five families on this season, and it all sounds real GUD. Plus, we say farewell to a few SNL cast members and react to the outing of the women behind Deuxmoi. 90 Day Fiance is always da belle of da ball. Bilal and Mahala are tied for Garbage Person this week, while Mohamed is on deck with bases loaded. Not sure if that analogy works, but at least WE TRIED which is more than Mohamed & his bidet can say. Please leave a 5-Star Review! Shop our new Merch Store! Coyote Pass! So Tiny So Cold! Join our closed/private Facebook Group Follow us on Instagram & Twitter WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: Teen Mom 2 & Real Housewives of Beverly Hills  *Tiers 2+: Teen Mom 2, RHOBH and Sister Wives TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: That 70s Show *Tier 2: ABC Afterschool Special “No Touch” (1985) link.chtbl.com/wlthe www.lovetohatepod.com

Amanda was Da Belle of Da Ball this weekend when she attended a theatrical masterpiece. Move over Broadway, Calgary has the very model of a modern Major General. There’s hot topics galore this week with the Heard vs Depp Trial (shout out to the awesome Emily D. Baker), Pete Davidson skipping out on SNL, the crazy metric system causing trouble again, and more! In the second half of this mega-sode, we’re talking about the monsters on 90 Day Fiance. We need your boots on the ground to figure out what was in Bilal’s basement. His personality itself is a torture device, but we think he’s got another down there. There’s so much more to discuss between Mohamed’s baby voice, Ariella’s busted braid, and Emily’s boobs, so have a listen and then…Please leave a 5-Star Review! Shop our new Merch Store! Coyote Pass! So Tiny So Cold! Join our closed/private Facebook Group Follow us on Instagram & Twitter WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: Teen Mom 2 & Real Housewives of Beverly Hills  *Tiers 2+: Teen Mom 2, RHOBH and Sister Wives TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: Alaskan Bush People *Tier 2: The Girl from Plainville link.chtbl.com/wlthe www.lovetohatepod.com

Hot off the press, Casey White & Vicky white were found in Indiana. They weren’t close enough to taste Gary’s tomatoes, but did Jodie see them at her Aldi? While you’re holding onto your quarter, start saving for Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza. It’s back baby, and Dolly Parton is staring in a TikTok exclusive musical! For real. That is actually happening. We also run down the latest on Britney’s IG, as well as Fred Savage being not that innocent himself.  Diving into 90 Day Fiance this week like Koban into Emily’s left breast, Jibri’s parents can go suck a big bag of Chicken Alfredo. How is Miona looking like a Disney Princess all of a sudden (love you, PAIsaac!)? Every American this season is annoying and embarrassing, and Bilal is just certified garbage. Speaking of BEing Grateful… Please leave a 5-Star Review! Shop our new Merch Store! Coyote Pass! So Tiny So Cold! Join our closed/private Facebook Group Follow us on Instagram & Twitter WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: Teen Mom 2 *Tiers 2+: Teen Mom 2 & Sister S2E5 TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: Anne with an E *Tier 2: Real Housewives of Atlanta link.chtbl.com/wlthe www.lovetohatepod.com

Amanda is quite literally high off of a surprise Cameo she received for her (belated) birthday. While her shock and delight wears off, we weigh in on the lewks from the Met Gala and share our thoughts on the Kardashians moving in on the Kennedys. After rolling our eyes over Lea Michele’s thirsty vagina, we get into a true crime & punishment hole. Blanc Chyna, Jen Shah, and Erika Jayne are not having a good week in court, while a corrections officer and her prisoner-turned-lover are on the run! We saved the best update for last: John Ramsey is asking for an independent investigation into JonBenet’s murder. Is this a distraction tactic for that theory involving a flashlight? On 90 Day Fiance, we meet Mohamed. He’s an adult baby who wants his fiancé to keep his bum bum clean, just like his mommy. Bilal wants his woman to “Be Grateful” for the kitchen that lacks running water, and Emily just wants to get some D before dinner. Leave a 5-Star Review, please & thank you… Shop our new Merch Store! Coyote Pass! So Tiny So Cold! Join our closed/private Facebook Group Follow us on Instagram & Twitter WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: Teen Mom 2 *Tiers 2+: Teen Mom 2 & Sister S2E4 TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: How I Met Your Mother  *Tier 2: Anne With An “E” www.lovetohatepod.com

Look at us, throwing in some French words and references! It’s too bad that we found them in the sordid lives of Macron, Letourneau, and Depardieu. Je suis désolé (thanks, GoogleTranslate). But wait, there’s amour!Puns aside, we’re back to being the cynical bitches we are by narrowing in on the inconsistencies with J.Lo & Ben and Pete & Kim. It doesn’t add up and at least one of us is down for some undercover work!  90 Day Fiance gave us our first villain of the season with Bilal. Self-proclaimed “Mr. OCD” is shocked that his bride-to-be doesn’t feel lucky to sleep under a moldy collapsing ceiling and eating sad spaghetti. You know who else was shocked? Jodie. She’s convinced TLC found a man with the strongest LP Gene Carrier profile the franchise has ever seen. Even Amanda could see it…wearing her classic aviator sunglasses, naturally. Leave a 5-Star Review, please & thank you… Shop our new Merch Store! Coyote Pass! So Tiny So Cold! Join our closed/private Facebook Group Follow us on Instagram & Twitter WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: Teen Mom 2 *Tiers 2+: Teen Mom 2 & Sister S2E3 TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: 7th Heaven S2E4 Who Knew? *Tier 2: Dawson’s Creek S6E13 Rock Bottom

Jodie is coming in hot from reading celebrity gossip rags and has the latest on the downfall of Netflix and RHOP Ashley Darby’s divorce. Did Depp do the doo doo or did Amber Heard love bomb him with her love of literature and boots? Plus, we have the latest buzz around the next Aussie Bachelorette. Crikeys! Of course, we have to talk about the new couples on 90 Day Fiance. Bilal’s real prank is on us! He’s clearly living a real-life Arrested Development in a model home, right? Kara wants to be a mom so she’s picking up her new son from school in the DR, and Emily hasn’t a single clue. Her parents have to share a shitter with 3 other adults, and all they got was a grandson whose name sounds like COVID.  Leave a 5-Star Review, please & thank you… Shop our new Merch Store! Coyote Pass! So Tiny So Cold! Follow us on Instagram & Twitter WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: Teen Mom 2 *Tiers 2+: Teen Mom 2 & Sister S2E2 TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: We’re Here S2E4 *Tier 2: Rescue 911 

We’re gearing up for our 2nd Annual 420 episode, and we’re positive it’ll be awesome! But first, it’s a week of finales and reunions, starting off with Netflix’s The Ultimatum. Is there a way to incorporate Survivor elements into this series? The tribe has spoken and we vote Vanessa Lachey off the island first. The 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days cast found itself on the wrong side of history this week. Little Mikey was afraid so he had everyone gang up on Ximena while he yelled at his friend’s wife to shut up and leave. But he’s such a mild-mannered victim! Time to say BYE BYE and get ready for next week’s all new season of 90 Day Fiance! Leave us a 5-Star Review, please & thank you… Shop our new Merch Store! Coyote Pass! So Tiny So Cold! Follow us on Instagram & Twitter WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: Teen Mom 2 *Tiers 2+: Teen Mom 2 & Sister S2E1 TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: Workaholics S4E7 We Be Clownin’ *Tier 2: RHONJ S12E1

Jodie surprises Amanda with her recent binge of the new Netflix series, “The Ultimatum”. Vanessa Lachey is obviously the worst part of the show, but if you’re watching (which you MUST), get in here and let’s talk about it! SPOILERS FOR EPS 1-3 (skip to 30:00min if you don’t want to know). We dive into the 90 Day Fiance Finale & Tell All Part 1 (30:00min), and it did not disappoint! Gino is dressed like it’s Pre-K Picture Day, while Mike yuks it up for the camera as if he’s America’s Sweetheart. Big Boobies Memphis and Sexy Baby seem to be happy as can be, but Instagram reports otherwise. We hope Hamza not sad. Sad Hamza no make our hearts smile. Leave us a 5-Star Review, please & thank you… Shop our new Merch Store! Coyote Pass! So Tiny So Cold! Follow us on Instagram & Twitter WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: Teen Mom 2 *Tiers 2+: Teen Mom 2 & Sister S1 Wives Honeymoon Special TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: Golden Girls S2E2 *Tier 2: Pig Royalty S2E1

Move over Real World Seattle, Will Smith’s slap got everyone talking about The Oscars this week. Was it staged? Did Chris Rock go too far? Was the bow placement on Amy Schumer’s dress to blame? Well, there’s plenty of blame to go around on 90 Day Fiance. Ben is mucho confuso over Mahogany’s acting chops, and Mike thinks he owns Ximena’s Lightning McQueen bedroom set. Both men subscribe to the “stalking = love” school of flirting, just as Kimbaaly graduates as its Valedictorian. Hamza finds out he’s not the only baby on board, and Jasmine ensures her rent will be paid for kingdom come. Leave us a 5-Star Review, please & thank you… Shop our new Merch Store! Coyote Pass! So Tiny, So Cold! Follow us on Instagram & Twitter WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: Teen Mom 2 *Tiers 2+: Teen Mom 2 & Sister Wives S1E8 TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: Bethenny Ever After S2E6 *Tier 2: Queen of Versailles Reigns Again S1E1

Happy Birthday, Amanda! It’s time to open some nifty gifties and share the news of your new obsession: the Real Housewives of Orange County! Bebe’s caught up to speed on the Dubrows, Shannon’s wacky Spanx bit, and the disastrous past, present, and future of Noella. Let us know where you fall on Napkin-Gate, mmkay? We gotta talk about this week’s “private concert” on 90 Day Fiance. Little did we know that all one needs to have a singing career was royalty-free beats on Voice Memos. We’re gold, Jerry, GOLD! Speaking of gold…sent from Baby Jesus… Ben did not get God’s GPS alert that Mahogany left his ass at The Rosebud Motel & Oasis. How could she do that without dancing with him first?! Of course, we round things out with DA BELLES OF DA BALL, Little Mike and Ximena. You thought she changed the Terms of Purchase because you made some noodles and ate a protein bar? Run. Run indeed. Far far away from aqui. Leave us a 5-Star Review, please & thank you… Shop our new Merch Store! Coyote Pass! So Tiny So Cold! Follow us on Instagram & Twitter WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: Teen Mom 2 *Tiers 2+: Teen Mom 2 & Sister Wives S1E8 TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: Bring It! S2E12 *Tier 2: Euphoria S1E4

First up, we’re heading to Harold’s room where Mike and Ximena planted the seeds of years of therapy, not to mention Mike’s own se- well, you get the hint. Unlike Mike. 90 Day Fiance surely balanced things out with a wholesome love story, however. God brings elder man to oasis in the desert with barely-legal woman child. Man implores God to speak to her through prayer, prose, and paragraphs of text messages. Tale as old as time! Speaking of time, Memphis has none left of it so she has to work some LegalZoom magic on Hamza’s remaining dignity. Poor Sexy Baby. Did we say sexy? Because Surviving Sister Wives Podcast's Corey and Carly join us to recap a throwback episode of Sister Wives! First Wife’s 20th Anniversary (S1E5) is a glimpse back in time to when Kody still shared a bed-oops- French Onion soup with Meri, and their sex life was as hot as the Roman candle on their dessert. Robyn could be found just sittin’ there, playing Chess without any pieces… because we didn’t know she had stolen them all, along with Janelle’s 401k and credit score. Ahh, the good ole days! Leave us a 5-Star Review, please & thank you… Follow us on Instagram & Twitter Shop our new Merch Store! WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: Teen Mom 2 *Tiers 2+: Teen Mom 2, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City & Sister Wives Season 1 TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: The Girls Next Door *Tier 2: Real Housewives of Orange County S12E1

It’s a potpourri of TV this week! Amanda sings the praises of Netflix’s The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window and convinces Jodie to give it a binge this weekend. Even though we don’t manage to come up with a stellar sales pitch, HBO’s Somebody, Somewhere hit us in the heart strings. Bridget Everett is a goddess who knocks it out of the park as a relatable gal who’s just figuring it out as she goes like the rest of us. Speaking of the rest, the cast of Love is Blind is messy AF on social media these days. Are we still thirsty for it? Of course, because we love to hate Shake and Kyle’s nose ring. Oh! You know who else we hate? Pretty much all the Americans on 90 Day Fiance. Ximena tells Mike “No Te Amo” no less than 37 times, but he’s still confused why he has to sleep in Harold’s race car bed. Meanwhile Memphis destroys Hamza’s future and family, all whilst wearing Bozo pants and Urkel glasses.  Leave us a 5-Star Review, please & thank you… Follow us on Instagram & Twitter Shop our new Merch Store! WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: Teen Mom 2 *Tiers 2+: Teen Mom 2, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City & Sister Wives Season 16 TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: King of Queens *Tier 2: Last One Laughing Canada

The finale of Netflix’s Love is Blind did not disappoint. SPOILERS INCLUDED so make sure you’re caught up before listening! Next week is the Reunion, and we can’t wait to see some updates. Over on 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days, Gino and Jasmine can get a room FAR AWAY from the rest of the planet as far as we’re concerned. After all that screaming and yelling, she took him back and now we have to keep hearing about it. BYE BYE! On the other hand, we’re living for the shitty shoes smelled ‘round the world. Does Mike have the worst luck ever, or does he just need to stay in his own zip code and get a clue? Or more quarters to collect? Ximena provided more than her share of milk to talk about, too, so she’s not getting a pass either. Leave us a 5-Star Review, please & thank you… Follow us on Instagram & Twitter Shop our new Merch Store! WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: Adults Adopting Adults Eps 2-3 *Tiers 2+: RHOSLC & Sister Wives Season 16 Tell All Part 3 TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: Glee S1E1 Pilot *Tier 2: Gilmore Girls S3 Deep-Fried Korean Thanksgiving

We are pumped to have Jen from Real Housewives Recaps join us today! She’s basically an encyclopedia for all things Sex and The City and And Just Like That, so we go deep into the contrast of these series. Would you rather drink cherries in your tea with wee little Aleksander, or be stuck in a room writing sketch comedy with Che? What if poetry and a dance in the park were involved? ..shiver… *SPOILER ALERT* Because we’re all hooked on Netflix’s Love is Blind, we had to get into this season’s worst couple. Oh wait, they’re ALL train wrecks! Between Gary Busey about to snap a bat over his knee at Wrigley and Danielle’s mom about to hulk out on a box of Pinot, we’re putting in a rush order for tranquilizer-dose downers. If you aren’t watching, skip Episode 1, and then binge the shit out of it! Leave us a 5-Star Review, please & thank you… Follow us on Instagram & Twitter Shop our new Merch Store! WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: Adults Adopting Adults Ep1 *Tiers 2+: Sister Wives S1E2 TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: Pam & Tommy Ep2 *Tier 2: Sing On! 

A huge thank you to Jen at Real Housewives Recaps on YouTube for shouting us out and filling in the gaps on And Just Like That! We hope our Oscar Nomination predictions are just as entertaining for you because we’re clearly insiders with some hot takes. Speaking of HOT, how about that Netflix Tinder Swindler? Just kidding, he’s a little man who’s clearly compensating because little. Twee. Slight. Not to deRAIL the conversation, but 90 Day Fiance is back with its resident poet laureate. Vamos a bailar? Or would you like some hangar steak first? Leave us a 5-Star Review, please & thank you… Follow us on Instagram & Twitter Shop our new Merch Store! WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: MTV Loveline (1999) *Tiers 2+: Loveline, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City & Sister Wives Season 16 TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: Baywatch *Tier 2: Sex and The City

We’re starting with a bang this week as some breaking news comes in for a few of our Housewives. It’s not looking good for Erika Girardi or Jen Shah, but Mary surprises us all with her employment status. Speaking of people hiding things (allegedly!), Gino is in deep trouble on 90 Day Fiance. We have the receipts and “the text" in case you missed all the hot goss spreading as quickly as Kimberly’s legs. Was that too much? Or was Kim’s Harvey Weinstein reenactment worse?  Switching gears to even MORE cringe…And Just Like That aired its season finale. Rock needs a trip to Jodie’s Bootcamp for Teen Mom Kids ASAP, and thankfully, we have special guests Colin Drucker & Justine Elizabeth backing us up with their mutual frustration. What’s the future for Miranda? How did Carrie pack those ashes? Will we see Harry’s peen again? And someone find Steve! Leave us a 5-Star Review, please & thank you… Find Colin at Best Supporting Podcast & In the Details Listen to Justine at The Shore Store Follow us on Instagram & Twitter Shop our new Merch Store! WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: MTV Sex in the 90s What He Wants (1995) *Tiers 2+: True Life, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City & Sister Wives Season 16 TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: Heaven’s Gate Cult  *Tier 2: The Ashlee Simpson Show

Happy Friday! It’s been a long week, and we’re thrilled to kick back and shoot the sh!t about our favorite shows right now. HBO’s The Other Two is at the top of the list, while Yellowjackets is at a close second. Or is it? Just please don’t make us remember to press the button in the hatch and worry about Walt’s Golden Retriever.  To be clear, And Just Like That doesn’t make the cut (again) this week. What’s with Miranda’s teeth? Why is Carrie wearing heels? And how exactly DOES menstruation work? We’ve got the Google answers for you, AND our thoughts on 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days! Leave us a 5-Star Review, please & thank you… Follow us on Instagram & Twitter Shop our new Merch Store! WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: MTV True Life: I Have Embarrassing Parents 2 *Tiers 2+: True Life, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City & Sister Wives Season 16 TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: You S2 Finale *Tier 2: Da Ali G Show S3E1 Respek

Jodie is buzzing over the season finale of Yellowjackets, while Amanda is steaming over the previews of next week’s Sister Wives. Perhaps we can ask Lottie to take a walk with Robyn and Kody? Or is that against THE PROTOCOLS? We had to check in with And Just Like That because apparently we like making ourselves miserable; not as miserable as Steve, though. What a loser, being happy with his life and all! You know who’s not happy this week? Jennie from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Turns out she’s a huge racist in disguise, while similarly, Mary goes disguised as her mom in a Youtube interview (allegedly) Don’t think we didn’t touch down with 90 Day Fiance Before the 90 Days. Is it possible Garrick from Seeking Sister Wife and Kody Brown had a love child named Ben? We must have missed that scripture in the Bible where it says older men must find sexy 20-somethings who love Jesus and emojis. Oh speaking of finding things, we hope Ximena’s Narcos Novio doesn’t find TLC OnDemand! Leave us a 5-Star Review, please & thank you! Follow us on Instagram & Twitter Shop our new Merch Store! WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: MTV True Life: I’m Married to a Stranger *Tiers 2+: True Life, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City & Sister Wives Season 16 TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: Sex Magic (documentary) *Tier 2: Reno 911 S2E2 Wiegle’s New Boyfriend

Let’s discuss the finger in the room, mmkay? And Just Like That continues to show-not-tell yet again, but are we still watching Steve be dumbed down over pickles? Yes. Do we allow Miranda to act out our middle school diaries?  Of course. Do we like Che Diaz now? Never. You know what we DO like, though? 90 Day Fiance! Before the 90 Days is the breath of fresh the franchise desperately needed. It’s filled with terrible humans and producer-driven drama that we’ve come to rely and depend on. Get ready for a FACT bomb of the Sexy Baby variety, so don’t get your undies in a bunch cause you know it’s true. Bloop! Leave us a 5-Star Review, please & thank you! Follow us on Instagram & Twitter Shop our new Merch Store! WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: MTV True Life: I Had My Cousin’s Baby *Tiers 2+: True Life, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City & Sister Wives Season 16 TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: Hoarders S8E1 Judy *Tier 2: And Just Like That S1E6 Diwali

And Just Like That, we’re back! Amanda has been doing extensive research in the field of 90 Day Fiance Studies. Is Danielle a protagonist or antagonist? Does Mohammed deserve to punished more than Tom in the tweet Jodie made? Will we ever see Big PrED get cancelled? Only time will tell, but in the meantime, we’re talking about the couples in the latest Before the 90 Days. Leave us a 5-Star Review, please & thank you! Follow us on Instagram & Twitter Shop our new Merch Store! WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: MTV True Life: I’m Tripping on Ayahuasca with Colin Drucker *Tiers 2+: True Life, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City & Sister Wives Season 16 TOTAL REQUEST PODCAST *Tier 1: Bob’s Burgers *Tier 2: House Hunters International