One day, in the depths of parenting despair, Erin had a vision: a dream of a world in which she and her kids could communicate and co-exist. “Maybe,” she thought, “they honestly don’t know what is expected of them. Or what they can expect from me.” What came out of that moment is the Momifesto. Her family’s guide to harmony. Or at least an attempt to gain some perspective (and an ounce of sanity?). This is the Momifesto, in its entirety.