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It's the smell of springtime, and what does that mean? The ladies are thinking of sideshow freaks, of course. This week, we discuss a very cool and controversial yearbook and why we really need toes. Why do Jen's pants fall down in public? And why doesn't Carol remember to squeeze the bread? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

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The ladies are back with a Jorge update and news about Koko's nipple fetish. Jen's exciting week off included farting out an old chestnut while Carol suffered through an anxiety fueled illness. This week we have an Amazon review quiz; an AI Limerick submission from a fan; and some of the most frightening animal practices done when humans aren't looking. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

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Jen has a shitlist with the Bing Bot Bitch and Carol is sad that the world is running out of helium. It's a Notable News quiz with a Sister Christian flair! What do street dog scrotes, cow dung cars, and slipping the tip into conjoined twins have to do with each other? Just wait and see. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

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This week, Carol ponders when it's ok to put a pet down while Jen asks "When is it ok to suggest salad?" Earthworm Jim asks some probing questions and Dr. Steve talks nuts...again. Does the whole "Trans" question really come down to whether someone laughs at The Three Stooges? And Errol Morris...Am I right? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

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Why does Kid Rock think we care? The ladies think Budweiser should double-down and dress the Clydesdales in mini skirts and tiaras. Why would anyone own a chihuahua, and why would a waitress be fired for doing exactly what a customer wants? Also, explosive gas has an unfortunate side-effect. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

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This week, Carol negotiated her way through an old-person buffet while Jen choked on a pea. What's more irritating than a pushy salesman? Finding out that they may have been right. The ladies discuss anus-shaped hotels, dead goats, and an answer from Dr. Steve regarding toe fungus. Be sure to visit magicmind.com and use MOMSWIPESLEFT at checkout. Or don't. We don't really care. Also, check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

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Carol has a shitlist regarding the new no-drag-queen law, and Jen requests that someone play a kazoo with their asshole. How does one divorce oneself? And what ever happened to the Pennsylvania alligator? Also, disease inspired fashion trends and childhood insults. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

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You know they're practically interchangeable, right? This week, Carol is pissed with parents who don't want their children seeing David's tiny dick, and Jen comes up with a great way to help subsidize childcare expenses. Why are Saskatchewanians so damn fun? Also, why shouldn't you put a raw chicken in your vagina? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

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Carol's on a diet and hasn't shit for days, and Jen learns that she's Asian. A new discovery awakens Carol's fear of large birds, and Dr. Steve answers an age-old ear wax question. Why are male-led podcasts so long? And do cotton balls count as vegetables? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

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This week, Jen is pissed off at Dunkin' Donuts for canceling the French Cruller, and Carol is starting to believe that these really are the end times. What does raw hamster taste like? And what's more bacteria-ridden than your water bottle? That would be the belly button. Also, the ladies play a little game called "Who's the Biggest Freak". Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.

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