27 minutes | Jun 30th 2020

The Warlord Wants Forever - Pangin' for a Fangin'

"She leaned in to murmur at his ear...'What if I want to be your pet? Would you like that, vampire?'" Today we suckle the scroll of Kresley Cole’s delectable yarn: "The Warlord Wants Forever." The ancient, indecorous temptress, Myst the Coveted, has been held prisoner at the behest of none other than the gallant and steely vampire warlord, Nikolai Wrath. However, as their repartee escalates from biting wit to blood boiling flirtation, one cannot help but query: who exactly has captivated whom? 

Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help.

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