37 minutes | Jul 14, 2020

Rough & Ready (Viking Navy Seals) - Get Some! Oorah in Valhalla

"This Xena babe had to be 6ft tall with the shoulders of a line backer and the waist of a quarter back. Although her legs and breasts...spelled W.O.M.A.N"Today on Moist Lily, we shall transcribe the rune-stones of Rough & Ready, Viking Navy Seals Book 3, written by esteemed arbiter of arousal, Sandra Hill. We are thrust upon the shores of ancient and rugged Norse-lands, where we first encounter Hilda Berdottir, custodian and chieftess of a sanctuary for downtrodden Viking damsels and maltreated maidens. Though nature’s whims may test their mettle, as this newly emboldened and rowdy rabble of Viking vixens reveal carnal cravings to embark on a mission for man meat!Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help.Wish to continue this particular literary adventure?  Rough and Ready (Viking Navy Seals Book 3)Music for this episode by:Royalty Free Music - Alexander NakaradaAnton Shilo You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocationSupport the show (https://www.paypal.me/moistlilypodcast)
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