Lobster - A Shellfish Lover
"He was feeling desire for a shell-less body..." What better way to premiere Season 2 of Moist Lily than by traversing the language of love with French auteur and veritable marquis du culture, Guillaume Lecasble. Scurry back to your peasant's quarters, Leo, because this crawdaddy is the Titanic’s true Casanova.
Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to email@example.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help.
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