22 minutes | Nov 19, 2020

Emily's Magical Bejeweled Codpiece - Never Meat Your Hero

"Rub to begin the magic..." On today’s episode of Moist Lily, we have the perverse pleasure of B. Snow’s remarkably rhapsodizing time travel period piece, Emily’s Magical Bejeweled Codpiece. Tom,  a museum curator and renaissance jewelry aficionado, finds himself alone with an ancient object of willy warming wonderment and does what any one of us would do...were we to insert ourselves in the situation. Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help.Wish to continue these particular literary adventure? Emily's Magical Bejeweled CodpieceYou needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation and the finest of branded merchandiseHelp keep C. Linguist in luxurious pashmina undergarments...Support the show (https://www.paypal.me/moistlilypodcast)
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