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Modernize This

3 Episodes

63 minutes | Oct 24, 2019
"The Emperor's New Clothes"
In this episode, Vance makes some casting choices and imagines what a heist would look like in the tech age. Clark Huckleberg (ring any bells?) is the unassuming, but well-deserving target of a 2 billion dollar heist. Will Helen Sage and Jai Patil be able to pull it off? Ronaldo Lazerin's dignity depends on it. Will Adam DeVain win Helen's heart? Will Jai's uncle find out that Jai is lying about his job? Will "Danimal" Durress win the academy award for best supporting actor in a speculative improvised storytelling podcast? Find out all that and more in this third episode of Modernize This.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/modernizethis)
50 minutes | Oct 5, 2019
"The Blind Beggar"
Vance takes a story from the "1001 Nights--" a collection of stories with Indian, Persian, and Arabic influences, and modernizes it into an alternative superhero movie! "The Blind Beggar" is a cautionary tale about a Rich Man's avarice, and Vance's modernization explores a young superhero's relationship with power. The Rich Man becomes Rachel: a sixteen year old girl who is selected as the recipient of powers passed down through a monastic order. Just as the Rich Man's greed consumes him, Rachel's lust for power consumes her. Will she be able to take control of her powers and save the world? Will the evil Timeless One bring about the end of the world in its effort to absorb the experience and time of all humankind? Take another whirlwind adventure in modernize this!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/modernizethis)
54 minutes | Oct 5, 2019
"The Tortoise and the Hare"
In his very first episode EVER, Vance deconstructs the Tortoise and the Hare and modernizes it into a sports film. Join the slow and steady Terrence as he leaves his comfort zone to join the football team and try to make friends, while butting heads with the distracted, uppity Harry. Will Terrence ever get to play in a real game? Will coach D recognize him for the amazing talent he has? If you know the Tortoise and the Hare, you probably have an idea of where Terrence is headed, but Vance takes you on a whirlwind ride before landing you there!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/modernizethis)
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