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Vin Diesel is back, joined by co-bro Paul Walker and newbie to the series, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Believe this one and you're on real drugs. But it's fun! 5 bags of wife beater t shirts as we start the summer fun!

Jake Gyllenhall goes back and forth in time - or does he? Shades of Van Damme's Timecop, but not quite. 3.4 bags of I'm-so-confused popcorn for this sci-fi fantasy with a military spin.

Matthew McConaughey jumps the Cadillac and goes for the classic Lincoln in this faithful telling of a reasonable book. But it's so predictable it only gets 2.75 bags of see-you-in-court popcorn.

Finally a movie where the aliens jump the shark. Never thought I'd see it, but here it is. 2.8 bags of it-gave-me-a-headache popcorn for this hardware laden shoot 'em up.

Poor Liam Neeson. Lost his memory and jumped the shark, all in one crappy movie. 2.8 bags of who-am-I popcorn for this forgetful flick.

Poor Ben Affleck. How many sharks can he jump? Well, here's another one, shared with terrific acting by Tommy Lee Jones. 3.0 bags of send-that-guy-home popcorn.

You can't beat Paul Giamatti when he's firing on all cylinders, which he does in this fascinating look at a man's life from the inside. 4.2 bags of it's-a-winner popcorn.

Matt Damon jumps the shark, and Jeff Bridges won't shut the hell up, but Hailee Steinfeld steals the show. 3.8 bags of it's-not-John-Wayne popcorn for this rehashed flick.

Great acting by Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush and a uniquely compelling story about royalty and the burden of power. Sort of. 4.0 bags of impediment popcorn for this look at history 70 years ago.

Tron is back, and it's as tedious as the original, except now you can see it in IMAX 3D - and that's how you should, or forgetaboutit. 3.1 bags of only-in-IMAX popcorn for this tired but spacey rehash.

Into the depths of boxer crack addiction we go, and what a trip it is. This is one terrific flick that leaves you black and blue. 4.6 bags of in-the-clearing-stands-a-boxer popcorn for this grizzly film.

RED brings a bunch of old CIA guys out of retirement and into a battle they can't win, but do. Sure. 3.1 bags of suspend-all-belief popcorn for this Bruce Willis action cartoon.

Into the depths of Ballerina Insanity we go, with this psychological thriller about a white swan, a black swan, and their mother. I think. Who knows? 4 bags of keep-your-socks-on popcorn.

Whatever. Find the Horcruxes, Harry, or else. Btw, was horcurxes even a word before the last Harry book? You'll have to pinch yourself a couple of times to stay awake. 3.1 bags of magical-but-salty popcorn for this it's-almost-over flick.

What do you call a Runaway Train that has a mind of its own? Unstoppable, and Denzel does his best to get killed stopping it, but no - he survives, and so does the train. 3.4 bags of that's-just-silly popcorn for this HO scale train disappointment.

Nope. Don't go. Rent the first and call it a day. 3 bags of good-thing-we-had-passes popcorn for this time waster. Good review, though. Highly entertaining, as always!

Apparently 20% of it is true, but we buy it all. Good story, well told with some compelling acting. 4.0 bags of up-all-night-coding popcorn for this take on the origins of facebook.

WARNING: Do not see this movie. Even Gordon Gekko jumps the shark, along with Oliver Stone and M. Night Shyamalan. 2.0 bags of wannabe-a-good-movie popcorn for this piece of drivel.

Oh c'mon. Surely we can do a lot more with a group of people stuck in an elevator with the Devil. How many sharks can M. Night S. jump? 2 bags of whatever-popcorn for this tedious endeavour.

Back to the future of 80's action films. But I digress. Lotsa banging and lotsa dumb dialogue, eh, Sly? 3.1 bags of bloody popcorn for this maybe-see-Julia-instead summer hit.