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22 minutes | Apr 30, 2011
Fast Five - or The Last Hurrah?
Vin Diesel is back, joined by co-bro Paul Walker and newbie to the series, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Believe this one and you're on real drugs. But it's fun! 5 bags of wife beater t shirts as we start the summer fun!
12 minutes | Apr 3, 2011
Source Code - or Sci Fi With A Chick Flick Ending. What?
Jake Gyllenhall goes back and forth in time - or does he? Shades of Van Damme's Timecop, but not quite. 3.4 bags of I'm-so-confused popcorn for this sci-fi fantasy with a military spin.
12 minutes | Mar 21, 2011
The Lincoln Lawyer - or Studebaker, Anyone?
Matthew McConaughey jumps the Cadillac and goes for the classic Lincoln in this faithful telling of a reasonable book. But it's so predictable it only gets 2.75 bags of see-you-in-court popcorn.
10 minutes | Mar 12, 2011
Battle: LA - or WTF?
Finally a movie where the aliens jump the shark. Never thought I'd see it, but here it is. 2.8 bags of it-gave-me-a-headache popcorn for this hardware laden shoot 'em up.
13 minutes | Feb 19, 2011
Unknown - Or If Only It Had Stayed That Way!
Poor Liam Neeson. Lost his memory and jumped the shark, all in one crappy movie. 2.8 bags of who-am-I popcorn for this forgetful flick.
14 minutes | Jan 24, 2011
The Company Men - or Somebody Please Give Ben Affleck Another Job
Poor Ben Affleck. How many sharks can he jump? Well, here's another one, shared with terrific acting by Tommy Lee Jones. 3.0 bags of send-that-guy-home popcorn.
11 minutes | Jan 20, 2011
Barney's Version - or Finally, A Serious Movie
You can't beat Paul Giamatti when he's firing on all cylinders, which he does in this fascinating look at a man's life from the inside. 4.2 bags of it's-a-winner popcorn.
12 minutes | Jan 2, 2011
True Grit - or Give The Kid The Oscar!
Matt Damon jumps the shark, and Jeff Bridges won't shut the hell up, but Hailee Steinfeld steals the show. 3.8 bags of it's-not-John-Wayne popcorn for this rehashed flick.
12 minutes | Dec 30, 2010
The King's Speech - or Who Knew?
Great acting by Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush and a uniquely compelling story about royalty and the burden of power. Sort of. 4.0 bags of impediment popcorn for this look at history 70 years ago.
14 minutes | Dec 24, 2010
Tron Legacy - or The Dude Returns In 3D!
Tron is back, and it's as tedious as the original, except now you can see it in IMAX 3D - and that's how you should, or forgetaboutit. 3.1 bags of only-in-IMAX popcorn for this tired but spacey rehash.
15 minutes | Dec 19, 2010
The Fighter - or Beat Me Up, Micky!
Into the depths of boxer crack addiction we go, and what a trip it is. This is one terrific flick that leaves you black and blue. 4.6 bags of in-the-clearing-stands-a-boxer popcorn for this grizzly film.
12 minutes | Dec 12, 2010
RED - or Did Someone Say Die Hard?
RED brings a bunch of old CIA guys out of retirement and into a battle they can't win, but do. Sure. 3.1 bags of suspend-all-belief popcorn for this Bruce Willis action cartoon.
14 minutes | Dec 6, 2010
Black Swan - or It Knocked Rick's Socks Off!
Into the depths of Ballerina Insanity we go, with this psychological thriller about a white swan, a black swan, and their mother. I think. Who knows? 4 bags of keep-your-socks-on popcorn.
15 minutes | Dec 2, 2010
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 - or Thankfully It's Almost Over!
Whatever. Find the Horcruxes, Harry, or else. Btw, was horcurxes even a word before the last Harry book? You'll have to pinch yourself a couple of times to stay awake. 3.1 bags of magical-but-salty popcorn for this it's-almost-over flick.
15 minutes | Nov 19, 2010
Unstoppable - or Serious Sake-Induced Review
What do you call a Runaway Train that has a mind of its own? Unstoppable, and Denzel does his best to get killed stopping it, but no - he survives, and so does the train. 3.4 bags of that's-just-silly popcorn for this HO scale train disappointment.
13 minutes | Nov 6, 2010
Paranormal Activity 2 - or They Should've Stopped At One!
Nope. Don't go. Rent the first and call it a day. 3 bags of good-thing-we-had-passes popcorn for this time waster. Good review, though. Highly entertaining, as always!
20 minutes | Oct 8, 2010
The Social Network - or The Anti-Social Anti-Hero
Apparently 20% of it is true, but we buy it all. Good story, well told with some compelling acting. 4.0 bags of up-all-night-coding popcorn for this take on the origins of facebook.
12 minutes | Sep 25, 2010
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps - or Maybe It Should!
WARNING: Do not see this movie. Even Gordon Gekko jumps the shark, along with Oliver Stone and M. Night Shyamalan. 2.0 bags of wannabe-a-good-movie popcorn for this piece of drivel.
13 minutes | Sep 24, 2010
Devil - Thy Name Is Tedious!
Oh c'mon. Surely we can do a lot more with a group of people stuck in an elevator with the Devil. How many sharks can M. Night S. jump? 2 bags of whatever-popcorn for this tedious endeavour.
16 minutes | Aug 21, 2010
The Expendables - Back To The Future?
Back to the future of 80's action films. But I digress. Lotsa banging and lotsa dumb dialogue, eh, Sly? 3.1 bags of bloody popcorn for this maybe-see-Julia-instead summer hit.
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