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BANG! It's the Ménage à Trois Radio swan song! Live from the UCB Theatre in Chelsea, the Lovers host one last orgy with Kaki King, Gary Richardson, Griffin Newman, and of course, Hoz. Peep the hilariously touching video tribute to Ménage à Trois Radio featuring some of the program's sexiest past guests right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84pJc9H3pJQ Stay in touch with us by checking in at http://www.menageatroisradio.com/ Thank you to all our listeners for bringing us to climax! We love you!

Whoosh! Comedic wonder Colin Burgess blows by, and let's just say, he's like the wind to the hot n bothered Lovers! Colin feels his twin's orgasm, Diana shits in someone else's ass and Murf pens the perfect Tindr prof; meanwhile, Hoz jerks off into an ancient sock. Hit up colinburgess.net, follow @Colinoscopy and don’t miss Colin’s weekly novelty mic: Late Mic, every Monday at 9PM at The Topaz.

Lights, camera, perfection! The Lovers become comedy writer & performer Kristen Bartlett's instagram husband and everybody faves! Kristen adopts a randy rat, Murf hums a sensual tune and Diana gets an early morning boner; meanwhile, Hoz jerks off to a Sean Spicer clipping. Hit up KristenBartlett.com, follow @KristenCheeks, and watch SNL!

Frozen in time! The Lovers go in on a Groupon with stand-up Jim Tews for botox in their buttholes, and those brown eyes are lookin' NICE! Jim shows off his wrinkly dick, Diana frenches Nana and Murf makes a splash in the comments section; meanwhile, Hoz makes love to a pussy...cat :( Head on over to jimtews.com and follow him @jimtews. Don’t miss his show Fresh Out, every Thursday at 9:00pm, at the UCBT East Village, and check out his new comedy album, 'I Was In Band' on iTunes.

Wee-oo-wee-oo! The sex ambulance cums for the Lovers and Mister James Dwyer cuz they get too horny live on stage! James takes a sexy cow out on the town, Diana kicks Guy Fieri in the nads and Murf gets his dick stuck in a bottle; meanwhile, Hoz get braces to finally play The Mask. Follow @JamesBDwyer and peep jamesbdwyer.com; visit the UCB Theatre NY every Friday at 10:30pm to see James shake his ass with The Law Firm!

FEED YOUR HEAD! Cartoonist and filmmaker Hilary Campbell joins the Lovers on a sensually psychedelic voyage and everyone peaks! Hilary O-pines, Diana shows off her pencil dick and Murf grays out; meanwhile, Hoz freezes to death. Head on over to CartoonsbyHilary.com and follow her @cartoonsbyhil. Also grab her delightful new book: Breaking Up Is Hard To Do, But You Could’ve Done Better.

At the Copa! COPACABANA! The Lovers fall in love and lose their minds with the hottest man north of Havana, producer and comedic angel Orlando Olier. Orlando adopts 15 dogs, Diana tries anal and Murf shows off his rainbow genitals; meanwhile, Hoz drinks a seltzer. For a great time, hit up orlandoolier.com and follow @RandomOrlando!

FFFTTT! That's the sound of the Lovers swiping right on Miz Marcia Belsky, stand-up, writer and misandrist extraordinaire! Marcia gives Pepsi zero stars, Murf gets a clean bill of health on his scoliosis exam and Diana makes love to a G train; meanwhile, Hoz jerks off to Trump's infamous Access Hollywood recording. Hit up marciabelsky.com, follow @MarciaBelsky and listen to her "radical" feminist band, Free the Mind.

Ring! Ring! Hello...? The Lovers answer with their very first four-way phone sex episode! Diana & Murf are joined on the horn by Lauren Cook & Kurt Braunohler. The hotline is on fire with tales of religious romance, Golden Girls, and of course some funky sex/marry/kill scenarios for the ages. Check out Kurt & Lauren's new audio series, Wedlock with Kurt & Lauren, premiering April 20th on Audible, and follow them on Twitter @kurtbraunohler & @LChoochTrain

Cha-ching! Sex sells! Comedy baller Sarah Grace Welbourn stops by the sack shack and the Lovers buy a bunch! Sarah Grace's nips have a change of heart, Murf is all dressed up with no place to go and Diana becomes a sister-wife; meanwhile, a text becomes a sext when Hoz mistakes his phone for his penis. Hit up sarahgracewelbourn.com for more Sarah Grace, and keep up with her @sgwelbourn. See her in action at UCBT on Saturdays with Women & Men, Fridays with Take It Personal, and one Monday a month with her sketch team Choir!

It's After Dark LIVE from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Chelsea, and we get nice & loose with actor/comedian/musician Patrick Noth! Diana soars through the sky, Murf dives into the audience, Hoz brings the hype, and Patrick sheds light on the history of LaCroix. Follow Patrick @PatrickNoth & peep his series Cooking in the Trap on Comedy Central.

Caw-CAW! The eagle has landed, and that eagle is comedian extraordinaire Miz Alison Klemp! Let's just say she ruffles a few tail feathers in the Lovers' nest :) Alison makes love to a ghost, Murf tries to warm his cold buns and Diana runs over a deer; meanwhile, Hoz is found with a teen boy in a local motel. Get more Alison at AlisonKlemp.com, and hit up the Naked Show at the Creek and the Cave on March 31 at midnight. Don’t miss The Cinder Block Comedy Festival, Sept. 7th-Sept. 10th in Brooklyn. TIX: cinderblockcomedyfestival.com // @cinderblockfest

Pump pump! The Lovers are swol to welcome writer, comedian and actor Sudi Green into their workout makeout! Sudi takes a tantalizing trip to the emergency room, Murf gets Double Stuf'd and Diana mails a very hairy package; meanwhile, Hoz leaves his secret sex list on the coffee table. Y’all don’t have to say “Ciao” to Sweet Sudi, just go watch cool stuff she wrote on SNL and keep up with her comedic adventures @Sudi_Green!

POP! That's the sound of Casey Jost wigglin' through your eardrums as he joins the Lovers for some Q (just the) tip talk! Casey opines on future sex, Diana makes love to the elderly and Murf vacations on Staten Island; meanwhile, Hoz tweets while masturbating. Get more Casey—go check him out at ‘youtube.com/caseyjost’ and follow him @CaseyJost & @LesVinyl. Go download his band Les Vinyl’s latest EP, Milkshake, and checkhim out live at the UCB Theatre NY & East Village!

Pop pop, fizz fizz! Oh what a release it is! Comedian and artist Arti Gollapudi stops by for some Lambrusco and we all explode! Arti finds an extra hole, Murf becomes a wedding planner and Diana gets laid in the parking lot; meanwhile, Hoz learns about bunnies. Get more Arti over at ArtiGollapudi.com and follow her adventures @ArtiParty. Don't miss seeing her live at her shows LAWL: Ladies and Women Laughing at New Women Space, Comedy CUNT at Bluestockings Bookstore every other month and UCBT Lloyd night.

Slap shot! We got actor & writer Noah Forman on the ice. He and the Lovers make a sexy hat trick! Noah tans his dong, Diana tan her coot and Murf tans his b-hole; meanwhile, Hoz tries to tan his brain and dies. Find more Foreskin, ahem Forman, @nforman, and don't miss his epic live shows, Improvised Seinfeld and Better Jeopardy, both at the UCB Theatre NY.

Boiiiing! Comedian and fine artist Mary Houlihan stopped by the candy shop for some cum drops with the Lovers! Mary falls head over heals for a puppet, Murf makes love to an old movie and Diana learns to drive a car...the hard way; meanwhile, Hoz's nipples get so small that he dies. Treat yourself to a painting by Mary, or a live show starring Mary! Find all the goods over at maryhoulihan.tumblr.com and follow her @maryhoulie

Whoosh! It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets SOAKED with comedy powerhouse Chris Fleming and the Lovers! Chris chugs Mike's Soft, Diana pulls some post-election peen and Murf nibbles at some human meat; Meanwhile, Hoz hands out chubs for all! Get more Chris over on youtube.com/chuntzit, and follow him on Twatter @chrisfluming. Check him out live at the Wilbur Theatre in Beantown on March 9! XOXO.

Wee-oo, wee-oo! Bust out the restraining order cuz the Lovers' #1 fan, Miz Jane Hammer, done pulled up! Jane finally explains the corndog's appeal, as Murf and Diana braid each others' pubes; meanwhile, Hoz learns the facts of life...the hard way. Follow Sweet Jane on all her soc-media accounts @girltakeiteasy, and check out #nailmatchymatchy—it's dope AF.

Hide ur kids! Sensual comedic stallion, Mr. Dom Manzolillo, gallops into the Lovers' boudoir and burns the fucker down with his hot moves! Dom loses a testicle, Murf combines cocaine + molly for a s'experience and Diana screws her accountant; meanwhile, Hoz tries to hump a student and goes to jail :( Keep an eye out for Dom's next one-man show performance: My Name Is Dom Hanks, and, in the meantime, follow the lad @DomManzolillo, #HotDom.