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Hey, guess what? You remember how those stars aided Nightmare Moon in her escape? Yeah, Lauren Faust confirmed this week that was Celestia releasing her own sister. For some reason the fandom had a meltdown over this apparently, and Faust even backed off her statement. But I think it's still a very interesting premise and is symbolic of the high attention to detail Faust paid to the first season, peace be upon her. There's a ton of con news this week too. We'll talk about the death of HAHcon, the Rift Cafe analcyst's deciding to set up their own replacement, and TrotCon already beating their pre-reg record. Oh, and HarmonyCon is happening next weekend! All this and your normal board shitposts, only here, on the /mlp/odcast. 00:00 Intro 01:08 Faust confirms Celestia freed Nightmare Moon!? jklolz 05:26 There's that new short- claymation short gigglefuck 09:39 qtpony is retiring, hope you didn't want a lifesize plushie 15:09 HAHCON is dead 17:10 Rift Cafe analysts decide to try to running an online con 21:01 TrotCon beat pre-reg record (for a con that's now delayed until 2022) 26:34 Harmonycon is in one week whatcha >cosplayin >days ur goin >who ur going with >where ya from >what kinda shenanigans ya gonna do 28:42 What do you think about DAIN? 34:08 4cc updates? 35:56 Anon banned for 8 years for posting about 4cc 39:50 I don't want to be almost 30 and still be obsessed with ponies. How do I tone it down to a side interest at most? 45:12 Batpony soup? Poronavirus? 46:21 Do you have any side hobbies or interests besides ponies? 51:39 Unicorns had their horns disabled in Equestria Games. Are there any other “magic control” laws that could or should exist in Equestria? 54:22 Does this board have any fans of G1 and G2? 59:00 Outro

Welcome to 4evrcast, with our special guests Evershade and the cast of mlpwillbe4evr direct from HarmonyCon 2020. If we can get all the electric gadgets to work right, we should be able to bring everyone together virtually and have a fun little podcast thing for y'all. Or maybe not, it's hard to get news out of Dallas right now. In pony news, there's a new Transformers crossover comic announced, a new version of Secret Horse Files is out, and we're all gonna pledge to never take a 3D woman and remain voluntarily celibate for our pony waifus. So put on your masks, we're going to a con and you don't want to catch this c-convirus. Trust me. 00:00 Intro 02:41 What's going on at HarmonyCon? 15:03 Have you guys seen the transformers x mlp crossover comic? 18:06 Pony Life isn't dead! 23:04 Disregard 3D, acquire waifu. Do you take the pledge? 24:57 How do unicorns use magic in the bedroom? 27:48 New version of Secret Horse Files 30:00 How did you become a brony? 37:57 Are there any other special guests at HarmonyCon? 38:36 Do you still poni poni? 41:02 You get to go to Equestria... BUT By doing so you crosscontaminate it and bring the C-virus over with you and it can infect ponies What choice do you make anons? 42:39 You get to go to Equestria. If you go . You will never see any of your family again . Everyone will think your dead . Would you do it? 44:50 Is Auscunt's mom at HarmonyCon? 45:24 How can Celestia be killed? 46:16 What about Interpsecies relationships? The country of Equestria is mostly inhabited by ponies at the beginning of the show, buy you can see more non-ponies living or at least visiting the country as the show progresses, specially after Twilight takes power while the Sister princesses take a much delayed vacation. 49:15 Are monogamous relationships more common than herds? How large are herds? What is the normal mare-to-stallion ration in herds? 50:31 Auscunt's favorite US state 51:57 In this episode of Game Theory we will calculate if it is possible for an earth pony to load a cart with the clitoris 52:47 What's better: Pony or Poni? 53:15 Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like? (Has anyone stolen MLP merch?) 53:46 Did you guys know Wikipedia unironically has a 13,000 word article about Equestria that fully documents it's history, politics, military and culture? 55:27 Outro

It's another week, and Hasbro just dropped a made for kids video that looks a lot like Pony Life but it's...stop motion? What happened to the CalArts animated horse shit? Speaking of videos on YouTube, what are some alternatives now that COPPA's come and fucked that all up? (Maybe pony.tube?) We might also even talk about the dumb coronovirus and how it might affect ponies or some shit, idk I feel like we're stretching now.00:00 Intro 01:36 MLP stop motion shorts 05:26 Is anyone leaving youtube over COPAA? 12:31 Glimmer is ready for the coronavirus. Are you? 16:17 How do you anons feel about the different waifu threads? 24:48 Are you watching 4CC? 32:54 Which of the mane six will die first? 35:18 A settlement of anons surrounds the outskirts of Ponyville. What happens next? 40:29 What would your dream FIM vidya look like? 49:27 Anyone feeling like season 1/2011 was not that long ago? Fandom memories?

Daddy is gone to Africa, home of the Ziggers, so retardo ricardo is at the helm again. We’re here to ask the hard hitting questions on Anons mind. Is a horsie trap really gay? I mean, they're a pony so can you really do any gay shit with them? Hopefully that'll satisfy you thirsty fags, cause it's all I've got. I'm really runnin outta ideas here. You can beat a dead horse only so many times before there's nothing left. Sit back, grab a cold one, and prepare to cringe at this shitfest of a fuckin podcast. https://mlp.one 0:00:00 Intro 0:01:48 Wootmaster calls someone a pedo over pony ahegao hoodies, doxes him, is generally a cunt 0:16:32 The spanish VA for Diamond Tiara is fucking dead 0:20:41 Anon actually printed the story that was wrote in a thread "HORSE PUSSY: /mlp/'s fanfic" https://www.amazon.com/HORSE-PUSSY-mlp-s-fanfic-ebook/dp/B083RZS6Z3/ 0:26:02 4chan winter cup 2020! 0:38:03 Expectations for Pony Life 0:39:53 Duo Cartoonist channel was deleted 0:46:25 Bushfire charity stream 0:56:27 Is it time to shut down /mlp/?

Daddy is gone to Africa, home of the Ziggers, so retardo ricardo is at the helm again. We’re here to ask the hard hitting questions on Anons mind. Is a horsie trap really gay? I mean, they're a pony so can you really do any gay shit with them? Hopefully that'll satisfy you thirsty fags, cause it's all I've got. I'm really runnin outta ideas here. You can beat a dead horse only so many times before there's nothing left. Sit back, grab a cold one, and prepare to cringe at this shitfest of a fuckin podcast. 00:00 Intro 01:48 COPPA change of pony videos on Youtube to "For Kids" 05:25 Babscon battling transphobia and TERFs with positivity 10:55 Why are the three mares from the Big Mac/Sugar Belle episode memed as trans? 12:35 Would you still love your waifu as much if she turned out to be a stallion? 28:06 What's your favorite Derpibooru tag? 36:20 What are some classic MLP songs that you like? 48:18 What are the worst decisions Hasbro ever made for G4?

The first podcast of 2020, what the buck is up? We're loaded up and ready, where we'll be discussing Wootmaster becoming worst fan of the year, Derpy being voted #20 meme of the decade, and maybe the shit going on with Alligator Tub's YouTube channel and whatever else has been going on recently on our autistic Mongolian basket weaving horse board.Thanks to our sponsor, Alicia Scott, for today's podcast title. Remember to like and subscribe to her channels!3D Pinkie Pie video00:00 Intro 02:21 Did you make any pony-related New Years resolutions? 03:47 The 2019 /mlp/ awards are out! 04:42 Best Thread of the Year 05:40 Coolest Staffmember of the Year 06:25 Best Butthurt of the Year 08:02 Best Shitstorm of the Year 08:09 Best Fanmade Video of the Year 09:30 The Single Best Image of the Year 09:41 Best Namefag of the Year 09:46 Worst Fan in the Fandom of the Year 12:32 Best Takedown of the Year 13:04 Biggest Disappointment of the Year 15:53 What Will be Missed Most From 2019 17:05 Meme of the Decade Award by KnowYourMeme 17:21 New Pinkie Pie 3D animation 19:07 What's the status of your Secret Santa gift, anon? 22:45 What's new with the Pony Preservation Project? 25:20 Could you say something nice to me? 30:33 What one piece of pony content makes you most nostalgic? 37:08 /mlp/ plays update 39:13 What's going on in your designated waifu threads? 46:13 /mlp/ dubs update 49:07 What color is Lyra? 52:00 Outro

Today's the third day of Christmas, what are you guys up to? Enjoying being a NEET again at home? Jerking off 20 times a day to pictures of cartoon horses? Tell us, Anon!We're probably going to do a Grinch update for Secret Santa, talk about Hasbro's new indoor amusement park in Canada, analyze Tara Strong's penchant for anal, and probably a bunch of other shitposty content, like usual. If you don't watch/listen, you'll never know what we might say about your waifu.00:00 Intro 00:57 Evergreen comes out of the stable to his family 02:47 Did you participate in Secret Santa? 13:55 Did anything interesting happen on /mlp/ recently? 20:13 Would you still love your waifu if she's "defective?" 23:02 If you were to write a letter to your pony waifu, what would it say? 26:07 What would your waifu smell like? 28:31 How do I decide which of my waifus I love the most? 38:08 How do pegasus fly with tiny wings? 40:48 What is the fandom going to be like in the next 10 years? 44:29 What do you think about this fandom? 51:43 A word from our sponsor, Alicia Scott 56:39 Outro

So did you hear about the Horsemas Plushmaker guy who promised to make a bunch of plushies for anons in the Secret Santa thread? Yeah, he's not delivering most of those, so if you paid for one, you better ask for your money back (or wait forever to get your plushie). RIP.We'll talk about our Hearth's Warming plans, Clop for a Cause being released, and maybe some stupid Twitter drama. It's running late and I need to get this shit going, so that's all I'm writing.Internet Historian Video on AI00:00 Intro 01:03 What are you doing for Hearth's Warming Eve? 🧑‍🎄 03:58 Clop for a Cause is out, go coom and support Toys for Tots 🪀 06:17 Horsemas Plushmaker scams anons in Secret Santa thread 🧸 11:46 Pony Preservation Project released new AI voice lines 🤖 19:50 Claire Corlett and Blackgryph0n drama 29:12 MLP Season 10 comics released 31:11 Twitter thot shilling dismembered pony plushies 🍗 34:50 AppleDash, FlutterCord, PinkieSandwich, and StarBurst are all canon in Gameloft game 35:12 But what if ponies were more realistically porportioned to look like horses? 🐎 37:32 Which of the mane 6 would be chubby? 42:29 Characters you wish had met in the show 48:23 What season does the canon story line stop? 🛑 51:23 Outro

Corp is dead so ya boy Greentext has to run this shithole of a podcast. For some reason The Soundguy wanted me to include his RP logs with CP Express. He’s a really weird nigga. Well, enjoy the suffering, fags.uwu mommy i need my tendies I've been a good boy. look at my grades I did so good! wait, what do you mean we don't have tendies? mommy what are you doing? this isn't appropriate for the /mlp/ podcast friday nights at 7pm PST/10pm est. what's that? i have tendies? In my p-pants? N-no, mommy that's my nono-zone. but it feels kind of good. you're gonna clean it? is my pp stinky? o frick mommy thats really nice feeling. i like how you are cleaning. uhoh my pp sneeze.0:00:00 Intro 0:01:44 Writing an incest clop fic with your mom 0:05:44 Pony Life trailer removed 0:10:06 Dan wins Mr. /mlp/, was it rigged? 0:14:45 Which of the Mane Six represents you the best? 0:25:27 If ponies were more like real horses, would it have been as popular? 0:28:14 What are some threads that you miss? 0:33:53 What problems in life cause anons to like certain characters? 0:41:27 Who had the best character dynamics? 0:42:19 How would you fuck your waifu? 0:57:49 Let's read snoudguywifu's incest clop fic 1:00:56 Outro

What do you do when your mother finds your clop fics? And what if she then told you she read them all? And got off to them? Whoah boy, we got some poor faggot who's going to be going through one hell of an Oedipus complex. I hear he's even writing a clop fic with her now.We'll also track down this Mark Rivas guy who may be scamming bronies, get an update on Mr. /mlp/, mourn about our fandom becoming as degenerate as the furry fandom, and more!00:00 Intro 01:24 >when your mom tells you she gets off on your incest clop fics 14:13 What's new with Mr. /mlp/ 17:20 The fandom is degenerating into degenerate furry fetishists 21:04 Know Your Meme holding contest for best meme of the decade 23:47 If you're in Equestria, how do you communicate with ponies? How do you know they're even real? 25:49 Kelly Sheridan was Lauren Faust's top pick to play Twilight Sparkle 28:50 The destruction of /mlp/ is the most beneficial thing that could happen for the fanbase 31:10 Let's play Birthday Scenario Game: Pony Edition 36:05 Ponies at Dawn is transphobic 41:40 Artists in the fandom who have left the fandom 48:16 Would people still want to cum in ponies if they looked more like horses? 51:04 What is it about Seasons 1 and 2 that make them so comfy? 52:48 Outro

We're at it again and Twifag probably killed himself after seeing the future. Speaking of which, is everypony ready to get WACKY AND CRAZY? Boy, I sure to love CalArts style animation. Hasbro told me these new toys are gonna be so cool and that ponies are life /). Lay me down in my grave as I laugh their crazy antics while my waifu flosses and dabs with a brain-dead smile and emotionless eyes. I won't be needing my money, so please use it all to by G4.5 toys so Hasbro gets the shecckles they have rightfully earned.00:00 Intro 01:07 Hasbro extends Pony Life line, including Luna and Celestia 10:53 Ubuntu posts ponies on Twitter, receives hate in response 17:30 Any ideas for /mlp/ plays 2? 26:19 Ponies at Dawn releases a new furry album: Echoes 36:59 Why are so many art packs fucking garbage? 39:57 What are some good recent art packs? 42:38 Do you have any super expensive or rare pony merchandise? 47:30 How many of y'all niggas actually read on the daily here? 51:19 Outro

They say the fandom's dead, but why do is this the longest topic list we've ever had on a podcast?Let's start with the TwAIlight Navy Seal copypasta and the shitstorm that kicked off on Twitter, with VAs getting super butt hurt over it and former-nor/mlp/eople that used to draw edgy, knife-wielding pony OCs turning their backs on a project that they praised just a few months ago.We may also talk about COPPA, sex, Starlight Glimmer, life after death, Mr. /mlp/, brony meet-ups, obscure episodes, and maybe even that Pony Life shitshow again. So why not join us and try not to kms yourself?If you are sick of YouTube's COPPA BS, go to Pony.Tube.0:00:00 Intro 0:01:16 Week 6 since series is over, how's everypony doing? 0:07:19 Was there ever an episode where Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie had an adventure together? 0:09:57 What was the best pairing on FiM? 0:16:45 TwAIlight voice reads the navy seal copypasta, Wootmaster throws a Twitter fit 0:29:45 SimGretina took down their channel because he was worried about COPPA 0:35:42 Anyone stockpiling MLP merch yet? How much will it be worth in 30+ years? 0:38:47 How do you feel about Pony Life porn? 0:41:03 What's Pony.Tube? 0:41:45 More porn talk 0:44:23 Was Starlight Glimmer supposed to be represented as an autist? 0:47:51 What do we think about Mr. /mlp/? 0:50:31 How do I convince a friend who hates ponies but loves EqG that he's wrong? 0:54:25 How many of us actually fit the brony stereotype? 1:01:09 Outro

So we've got new ponies coming a lot sooner than we all thought, and aren't we all excited for the beautiful new art style. A bunch of ponies hanging out at Sugar Cube Corner downing some of Pinkie's brew, how could this not be the biggest and most exciting pony show EVER?!?!End my pony life now 😡00:00 Intro 00:54 My Little Pony: Pony Life announced 06:34 Could it possibly get worse from here? 09:26 In what way do you think they're gonna make it worse? 11:22 I may just be a dumb Twifag, but tbh she kinda cute this way 11:51 What if Pony Life is a dumpster fire? 14:41 When is it premiering? 17:13 Are the ponies just now lolis? 19:33 Final words on Pony Life (for now) 19:59 All /mlp/ dubs lines are in! 20:35 How are you holding up with No Nut November? 21:57 Alumx releases Griffin Village animation trailer 23:14 2Snacks is cancelling Two Best Sisters Play 27:35 TekCharlie loses his shit over Generations Against Bullying 29:39 COPPA discussion 32:23 Young Lauren Faust writes a letter to Hasbro sperging about ponies 35:05 Mr. /mlp/ nominations 39:32 Sethisto is a fucking snitch and on Hasbro's payroll 41:37 Are you ready for the Toys That Made Us pony ep 49:08 How would you fuck Rarity? 52:13 Outro

The title of this podcast was brought to you by our sponsor, Alicia Scott. Please check out her YouTube channel.So apparently Applejack won some rigged poll on /mlp/, but who really cares about that? Not like it matters at all in the larger scheme of things.Other news: The new pony movie has been announced, the Fallout Equestria game has been released, and lots of other news in the fandom. So cum join us, but please hold off on the Season 9 spoilers, ok?00:00 Intro 01:34 Winner of /mlp/ is a background pony 09:03 MLP voice recording sessions and songs leaked 15:34 Peter New trying to capitalize on the leaks 16:51 What crazy shit could we pay MLP voice actors to say? 18:08 Pencils got cucked by IDW 22:25 What happened to JackTHerbert? 25:02 G5 movie is 684 days away (from when this podcast was recorded) 28:44 Would you make a Blu-Ray box set of FiM for yourself? 36:12 Which pony resembles your mother the most? 38:26 Is it okay to fuck Cozy Glow now? 43:53 What the fuck is up with this MKogwheel Applejack meme? 46:47 Who is John Cena's favorite pony? 50:45 Have you ever had romantic or sexual feelings about a stallion before? 58:30 Outro

Hey, remember that one guy? I think he was a wrestler or something. I forget his name. Oh wait, HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!! Apparently his Twitter account is following clop artists or something. So maybe he's into patrician pony pussy?We'll also commiserate as we try to survive this endless hiatus. Hold me, bro.John Cena whining like RarityAutistic Spaghetti Brony meets the cast of MLPA Brony's Date with Rainbow Dash00:00 Intro 01:19 Is John Cena now /ourguy/? 05:08 What's the worst brony cringe you've seen over the years? 12:45 Do you think Twilight is immortal at the end of the series? 20:06 If Twilight is mortal, who takes over when she dies? 24:22 Miss /mlp/ is about to end! 31:21 /mlp/ dubs is almost done collecting lines 33:52 Is anyone trying to make a fic like FoE based on a something other than Fallout? 38:03 Pony alternatives to curse words 39:31 Pony racist language 41:04 Would Twilight enact hate crime laws? 43:17 Would you do no clop November in Equestria if your waifu asked? 44:36 Tomorrow is the last time we ever get new G4 content 46:52 Is there that much unused animation from G4? 47:33 When will the NDAs end for the people who worked on the show? 49:15 Squash Soup or Kirin Beer? 52:08 Outro

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