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McGrath's niece suspects there's something sinister happening on prom night...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at a pool party. Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelis StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Also StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Miss October and Mindy McGrathand Bob Killion as Danny Clifton and The Admiral Guest StarringEric Perry as Secretary WhitmireLucy DiCandeloro as Maddison McGrathShannon Perry as Martha McGrathJ. Michael DeAngelis as Marty McGrathJulia Duffy as Cherry Von IceeSiobhán Donald as Starla RayPete Barry as DJ FriendZonewith William Schaffer Lampe V and Jack DiCandeloro Theme music, sound editing and mixing byPete Barry A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution Bathroom Stall by mhtaylor67, used under Creative Commons Attribution Earthquake by LoafDV, used under Creative Commons Attribution Scared Crowd by unchaz, used under Creative Commons Attribution School Bell by sbyandiji, used under Creative Commons Attribution Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution Fire Alarm by pushkin, used under Creative Commons Attribution Cheers by AdamN, used under Creative Commons Attribution Disgusted Crowd by jayfrosting, used under Creative Commons Attribution Splash by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Pool Party! by dbspin, used under Creative Commons Attribution Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Laser Guns by harrietniamh, used under Creative Commons Attribution Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution Swimming by tbsoundesigns, used under Creative Commons Attribution Video Game Explosion by Fupicat, used under Creative Commons Attribution School Crowd by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Government secrets hidden in NFTs are being auctioned off at a tech convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is talking to himself. Written byJohn Dowgin Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelis StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Philomena Myerwitzand Bob Killion as MJL7 and The Admiral Guest StarringJohn Dowgin as Humbolt and Dr. Biff StudebakerBonnie Brantley as Arcadia TerpsichoreJ. Michael DeAngelis as Reginald KincaidPete Barry as IT Guy, Marco and Polo Music by Pete Barry Editing and mixing by John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and John Dowgin. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license Bus Station by rayprice, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crowd by TrashCanStudios, used under Creative Commons Attribution Locker by mitchanary, used under Creative Commons Attribution Applause by theplax, used under Creative Commons Attribution Control Room by Diboz, used under Creative Commons Attribution Busy Room by Breviceps, used under Creative Commons Attribution Medium Crowd by unknown, used under Creative Commons Attribution Victory Fanfare by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crowd Cheering by SoundsExciting, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crowd Talking Quickly by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gavel by zerolagtime and C-SPAN, used under Creative Commons Attribution Disappointed Crowd by unchaz, used under Creative Commons Attribution Oooooh! by LittleRainySessions, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gasp! by JayFrosting, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crowd Gasp by unknown, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gun Loading by tiger2244, used under Creative Commons Attribution Light Switch by 221227, used under Creative Commons Attribution AR15 Gun Hardware by jackthemurray, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crowd Panic by belthazarus, used under Creative Commons Attribution Concert Crowd by mariaverissimo, used under Creative Commons Attribution Solider Running by joshuaH628, used under Creative Commons Attribution 

Arms dealers are vying for control of rare Earth materials hidden beneath a convent...and Special Agent Chet Philips is getting shock treatment. Written and Directed byPete Barry StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Sister Mary Prudenceand Bob Killion as The Admiral Guest StarringJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerKristen Stanger as Dr. Wiles and Mother Mary LezitoHelena Betancourt as Sister QuiteriaErica Werner as Mother Regina InnocentPete Barry as Kristatos O'BrienCaden Dowgin as Kid HackerLia Barry as Harmonyand Margaret Pivetz as Emma Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Created and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license Motorcycle Engines and Jumps by madmini, used under Creative Commons Attribution Engine Idling by erdie, used under Creative Commons Attribution Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Volvo Handbrake (1) by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons Attribution Volvo Handbrake (2) by audible-edge, used under Creative Commons Attribution Motorbike Starts by bsumusictech, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crash! (1) by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution Motorbike Speeding by Taniyatsu, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution Drag Race (1) by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons Attribution Squish by PaulMorek, used under Creative Commons Attribution Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution Fire by leosalom, used under Creative Commons Attribution Motorbike by soundskeep, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crash! (2) by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution Drag Race (2) by squashy555, used under Creative Commons Attribution Machine Power by Hybrid_V, used under Creative Commons Attribution Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Weapons Powering Up by spoonsandlesspoons, used under Creative Commons Attribution Fire Extinguisher by Iamgiorgio, used under Creative Commons Attribution Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Dune Buggy Muscle Car by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution Drag Race (4) by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution Battle Nun by Volonda, used under Creative Commons Attribution Rocket Launcher by jarusca, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gun Blast by FilmMakersManual, used under Creative Commons Attribution Motorbike Passing by dannyah, used under Creative Commons Attribution Motorbike Idling  by iainmccurdy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution Car Rev (1) by richwise, used under Creative Commons Attribution Car Rev (2) by mr333me, used under Creative Commons Attribution Donuts by OroborosNZ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Door Fall by CastIronCarousel, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The EMF must infiltrate a mafia family dinner...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in therapy.  Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelis StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Senator Karen Sanford-Bipps and Child Starand Bob Killion as Nozzle Sarpa and The Admiral Guest StarringEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker and HumpsRebecca Serfass as LuckyPete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Angie the LoxShannon Perry as Dr. Hermione PickleDavid S. Dear as Caterer S. DearJ. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford Music by Pete Barry Sound editing and mixing byJohn Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry and John Dowgin. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license Jail Cell Door Closing by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution Moving Chair by Lauren_Wilson, used under Creative Commons Attribution Cell Door by kd_jack-, used under Creative Commons Attribution Seaside Ambiance by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Seaside Town by Carlvus, used under Creative Commons Attribution Item Grab by 1bob, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ice in Glass by athenspublic, used under Creative Commons Attribution Perfect Cocktail by davethetech, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crab Pincer Closing by zapsplat, used under license Basket Opening by ChuckyLee, used under Creative Commons Attribution Dinner Bell by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution Salad Shaking by Matthewsnatalie17, used under Creative Commons Attribution Boiling Water by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution Tape Recorder Rewind by simplewave, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crab Walking by corentin_faucher, used under Creative Commons Attribution Pot Lid by bowlingballout, used under Creative Commons Attribution Serving Soup by 16GPanskaZvonicek_Jachym, used under Creative Commons Attribution Wine Glasses by DJ_Burnham, used under Creative Commons Attribution Wine Pour by HDM2013, used under Creative Commons Attribution Dinner Dishes by shelbyshark, used under Creative Commons Attribution Pencil Writing by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Grabbing Paper by pfranzen, used under Creative Commons Attribution Mud Splat by breviceps, used under Creative Commons Attribution Tablet Fizz by EricsSoundschmiede, used under Creative Commons Attribution Dragging a Body by PostProdDog, used under Creative Commons Attribution Stripping Off Jeans by nuncaconoci, used under Creative Commons Attribution Soup Slurp by slave2thelight, used under Creative Commons Attribution Squelching by tiddles451, used under Creative Commons Attribution Spaghetti Jello Swish by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Metal Door Lock by eminyildirim, used under Creative Commons Attribution Cracking Knuckles by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution Squeaky Toy by breviceps, used under Creative Commons Attribution

Happy Halloween from Mission: Rejected! To celebrate the haunting season, Bowden attempts to record "The Raven." Starring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Bob Killion as The Admiral and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe Written and Produced by J. Michael DeAngelis Music by Pete Barry Sound effects, used under Creative Commons Attribution: Classic Haunted House Setting by beautifuldaymonster1968 2-Pop by kwahmah_02 Thunder Clap by Dave Welsh Caw by egomassive A full transcript of this episode is available here.

The EMF is racing a rival agency in a global treasure hunt to retrieve a valuable cultural artifact...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in a Chuck E. Cheese. Written byPaige Klaniecki Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelis StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Section Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Concierge and Siriand Bob Killion as Party Bro and The Admiral Guest StarringBenn Iffring as Chuck E. Cheese WaiterJ. Michael DeAngelis as Davin FordCaden Dowgin as Timmy "Two Bit" ThompsonJohn Dowgin as MondoEric Werner as Balthazar MontcreifRebecca Serfass as LuckyPete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien and Ted Desoto Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects created by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lulabye, used under license Record Scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Beach Party by Audiactiva, used under Creative Commons Attribution Pet Shop Birds by Angel_Perez_Grandi, used under Creative Commons Attribution  Convertible by kraymronda, used under Creative Commons Attribution Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution Monkeys by soundbytez, used under Creative Commons Attribution Jungle by folkart_films, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ah, Paris by Mxsmanic, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution Drag Race by confusion_music, used under Creative Commons Attribution Small Explosion by bevibeldesign, used under Creative Commons Attribution Cheers by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ouch by Adam N, used under Creative Commons Attribution Arcade by maxstcroix, used under Creative Commons Attribution Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Big Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons Attribution Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crowd by freemaster2, used under Creative Commons Attribution Boys Cheer by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution Bomb by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution Sparkler by 15GKovacovaJulie, used under Creative Commons Attribution Blowtorch by rar2k, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A shadowy operative threatens the global intelligence community...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at Denny's. Written byJohn P. Dowgin Story byJohn P. Dowgin andPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelis StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Child Starand Bob Killion as Cookery Sgt. Workman Guest StarringJohn P. Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerPete Barry as Ted DesotoJ. Michael DeAngelis as General Kilichenkoand Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat Music by Pete Barry Editing and Mixing by John P. Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Produced and created byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Harbor Ambiance by cliftonmcarlson, used under Creative Commons Attribution Echoing Foghorn by Danjcross, used under Creative Commons Attribution Kitchen by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution Handcuffs Opening by c-v, used under Creative Commons Attribution Card Shuffle by Kodack, used under Creative Commons Attribution Arcade by maxstcroix, used under Creative Commons Attribution Stomp by MAJ061785, used under Creative Commons Attribution Parking Lot with Birds by JohnsonBrandEditing, used under Creative Commons Attribution Hotel Key Card by jodeshon, used under Creative Commons Attribution HVAC Generator by deleted_user_4401185, used under Creative Commons Attribution Small Explosion by bevibeldesign, used under Creative Commons Attribution Zipper Opening by sound_ims, used under Creative Commons Attribution Applause by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution Fire Alarm by pushkin, used under Creative Commons Attribution Panicked Crowd by IENBA, used under Creative Commons Attribution Running by marbunpol, used under Creative Commons Attribution Cracks and Snaps by Ashley12275, used under Creative Commons Attribution Rummaging by Timmeh515, used under Creative Commons Attribution Fancy Restaurant by coalcon, used under Creative Commons Attribution Utensils Clinking by jeremjuru, used under Creative Commons Attribution People Laughing by jorickhiifd, used under Creative Commons Attribution Breaking Down a Door by CastlronCarousel, used under Creative Commons Attribution Punch by JohnLoser, used under Creative Commons Attribution Running Water by Db1187, used under Creative Commons Attribution Door Squeak by imagery2, used under Creative Commons Attribution Loud Slam by contramundum, used under Creative Commons Attribution Utensil Drop by gyzhor, used under Creative Commons Attribution Running Water by FillSoko, used under Creative Commons Attribution Glass Breaking by chewiesmissus, used under Creative Commons Attribution Record Scratch by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Knock by SoundsForHim, used under Creative Commons Attribution Thunderstorm by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution Body Falling on Floor by Australopithecusman, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A Mission: Rejected Game Show! Recorded live on July 24, 2022. Cast and crew members are put to the test as Michael runs them through three rounds of decidedly difficult Mission: Rejected trivia! A benefit for Feeding America. Donate here - https://bit.ly/EMFDonate Featuring: Pete BarryJ. Michael DeAngelisJohn DowginBob KillionChris KlanieckiPaige KlanieckiNazli Sarpkaya with Kevin McGrath as Mission Voice Conceived by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Produced and Edited by J. Michael DeAngelis  Broadcast Directed byNatty Leach  Music by Pete Barry  Mission: Rejected was created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Sound effect attribution: Ding! by ammaro, used under Creative Commons Attribution Buzzer by Phillip Daniels, used under Creative Commons Attribution Audience Reaction effects obtained through https://www.zapsplat.com/ 

We think Mission: Rejected fans will enjoy Things (Un)Said, a supernatural mystery story told in an experimental format. Written by and starring Julia Duffy, who fans will remember as Burning Man in Season Three's "Total Eclipse of the B.A.R.T." Several season one episodes have been directed by our own J. Michael DeAngelis. When Paige Gilbert's mother goes missing, she turns to her mom's old diaries for answers. But the stories about nearby facilities and the creatures they hold may only lead to more questions. Written by and starring Julia Duffy, with music, sound and editing by Daniel Farrell. Subscribe wherever you get  your podcasts or visit https://anchor.fm/thingsunsaid Mission: Rejected will be back next month with a new bonus episode!

The cast and crew of Mission: Rejected are randomly paired together for a round robin "ask me anything" style interview! Interviewing each other are: Chris Klaniecki & Nazli Sarpkaya Bob Killion & John DowginAshley Banks & Kirk WhiteJill Ivey & Pete BarryDave Stanger & Faith Dowginand J. Michael DeAngelis & Paige Klaniecki FeaturingKevin McGrath as The Mission Voice A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Written and Edited byJ. Michael DeAngelis Music by Pete Barry Created and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Flying Drone by Sheyvan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Tape Deck Click by Bertoff, used under Creative Commons Attribution Tape Hiss by stecman, used under Creative Commons Attribution

We think Mission: Rejected fans will enjoy the new audio fiction Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason! The show features a lot of familiar voices including Faith Dowgin (Section Cheif Zelda Anders), Kirsty Woolven (Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge) and Newt Schottlekotte (Sanitary Hot Dogs Bouncer). Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason is a serialized satirical dark comedy about secret societies and conspiracy culture. Created by the award-winning and critically acclaimed Audio Fiction producer, Jeremy Ellett. Subscribe wherever you get  your podcasts or visit www.goodpointepodcasts.com Please note: Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason contains language and situations intended only for adult audiences. Mission: Rejected will return next month with behind-the-scenes content!

The Admiral is ready to unleash alien forces upon the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is one of them. Written byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige Klaniecki Directed byPete Barry StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda AndersAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Cassandra Helsinkiwith Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. DoeKevin McGrath as The Mission Voiceand Bob Killion as The Admiral Guest StarringKaren Yang as Dr. Karol LegrangeJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerShannon Perry as Dr. Hermione PickleJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry HastingsTage Das as Phillipe Saint-RenoirEric Perry as WhitmireDave Serfass as Sandy BottomsPete Barry as Kristatos O'BrienNatty Leach as ValerianEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefRebecca Serfass as Luckyand  Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat Music, sound editing and mixing byPete Barry A full transcript of this episode is available here. Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license.  Cat Fight! by bebop, used under Creative Commons Attribution Typewriter by tamskp, used under Creative Commons Attribution Slosh by Razzvio, used under Creative Commons Attribution Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gust of Wind by Tony B kssm, used under Creative Commons Attribution Squeaky Elevator by  Tomlija, used under Creative Commons Attribution Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution Pickaxe by cameronmusic, used under Creative Commons Attribution Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ocean Surf by stomachache, used under Creative Commons Attribution Taser by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution Squish by Paul Morek, used under Creative Commons Attribution Lift by peridactyloptrix, used under Creative Commons Attribution Foomph! by werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution Crash by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution Buzz by kwahmah, used under Creative Commons Attribution Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution Waterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Big Waves by straget, used under Creative Commons Attribution Electric Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ice Gathering by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution Reel-to-Reel by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution Huge Explosion by florianreichelt, used under Creative Commons Attribution Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution Cat by Kim_Kimovna, used under Creative Commons Attribution Dumpster Boom by buzzatse, used under Creative Commons Attribution 8mm Projector by JorgenJak, used under Creative Commons Attribution

An old case file holds the key to The Admiral's plans...and Special Agent Skip Granger hears it like an old time radio show. Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelis StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip Granger/Johnny OnebuckNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath/Martinique ManeaterDave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief/Scraps TurklesonPaige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak/Miss Friday SaturdayFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders/Mrs. Driskillwith Kirk White as Chet Phillips/Detective Holiday and Mr. Doeand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice and the Narrator Also StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'Brien/Delaware SmithJill Ivey as Lillian LaFluerand Bob Killion as Orson Welles and The Admiral Guest StarringJ. Michael DeAngelis as Old Time Radio VillainsPete Barry as Desk SargentJohn Dowgin as Dr. Lipman Music, sound editing and mixing byPete Barry A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. This episode dedicated to the memory of Jack Johnstone and Bob Bailey. Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Vinyl Dust by mitchanary, used under Creative Commons Attribution Old Timey Telephone by MrOptimisim, used under Creative Commons Attribution Old Timey Cork Pop by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution Intercom Buzz by kwahmah, used  under Creative Commons Attribution Old Timey Car Door by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution Old Timey Airport by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution Propeller Plane by Breviceps, used under Creative Commons Attribution Old Timey Doorbell by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution Old Timey Police Station by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution Whip Crack by CGEffex, used under Creative Commons Attribution Old Timey Outside by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution Old Timey  Car by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution Machine Gun by ShawnyBoy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Old Timey Tire Squeal by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution Magnum 22 by michorvath, used under Creative Commons Attribution Old Timey Gun Click by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution Old Timey Rotary Phone by craigsmith, used under Creative Commons Attribution 1950s Telephone Ringback by ElmerCat, used under Creative Commons Attribution Vault Creak by barkenov, used under Creative Commons Attribution Spaghetti Slither by SaturdaySoundGuy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution Squish by PaulMorek, used under Creative Commons Attribution

A cocky art thief steals a strategically important country's national seal...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is returning phone calls. Written by John P. Dowgin and Pete Barry Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doeand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also StarringAshley Banks as Ocean Girl and Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Elle Mae Sederstrom and Cassandra Helsinkiand Bob Killion as Security Guy and  The Admiral Guest StarringNatty Leach as Lt. ValerianJose Maria Bejarano as El PatoJackie Sherman as TatianaDustin Karrat as Blaze TaggertAnne Coleman as OlgaDevin Plantamura as PebbleKaren Yang as Dr. Karol LegrangePete Barry as JeevesLee Shackleford as Valentinian Dietrich  Music, sound editing and mixing byPete Barry A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John P. Dowgin Join our Discord. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullabye, used under license Record Scrtach by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Cat Fight! by bebops, used under Creative Commons Attribution Reciprocating Saw by vhsvhs, used under Creative Commons Attribution Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution Cat 1 by dobrodie, used under Creative Commons Attribution Warehouse by thatjeffcarter, used under Creative Commons Attribution Bottle Smash by MegaPenguin13, used under Creative Commons Attribution Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution Cat 2 by aminut, used under Creative Commons Attribution Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution Vent Creak by barkenov, used under Creative Commons Attribution Splashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Cat Vomit by prfranzen, used under Creative Commons Attribution Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Cat 3 by skymary, used under Creative Commons Attribution Cat Scream by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Steam (Iron) by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution Movie Set by kyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution Police Siren by sofialomba, used under Creative Commons Attribution Blowtorch by rar2k, used under Creative Commons Attribution Splatter by Kastenfrosch, used under Creative Commons Attribution Sparks by _bliind, used under Creative Commons Attribution Squelch by tiddles451, used under Creative Commons Attribution Cat 4 by Kim_Kimovna, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The cast of the cult TV show "Acquaintances" has reunited on New Year's Eve...and Bowden Montcrief has been murdered. Written and Directed byPete Barry StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Connie St. Stevensand Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral Guest StarringLeslie Gideon as Kate DelgadoA.R. Oliveri as Zack BranniganTim Sniffen as Ethan BurnsRuben Ortiz as Diego OrtezJordan Cobb as Harper GuillaumeSamantha Gordon as Tiffany MoranJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry HastingsEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefPete Barry as Kristatos O'Brien A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Music, sound editing and mixing byPete Barry Created and produced byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John P. Dowgin Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Thunderstorm by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution Laugh Track by Steve's Real World, used under license Laugh Tracks compiled by SoundLikeTube, see details Police Siren by sofialomba, used under Creative Commons Attribution Glass Breaking by Rhumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution Breaking Glass by m1a2t3z4, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Clock by Tetrisrocker, used under Creative Commons Attribution Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution

While showing Gloria around Hollywood, Bowden Montcrief gets an unexpected offer...from an unexpected source. A prelude to Episode 3.09. Written and Directed byPete Barry StarringDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovakand Kevin McGrath as  The Mission Voice Music, sound editing and mixing byPete Barry Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry Phone Ring by cs272, used under Creative Commons Attribution. Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

McGrath gets inside information about a serial arsonist who wants to burn San Francisco to the ground...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the dining car. Written byPaige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelis StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GragnerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doeand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlJill Ivey as Burrito Barker and TSA Agentand Bob Killion as Burrito Barker and The Admiral Guest StarringJulia Morizawa as The TherapistJeff Barg as Jeff the BardJulia D. Wallach as Burning Man Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Songs by Paige Klaniecki (Lyrics) and Jeff Barg (Music) Julia D. Wallach is the creator and star of Things(Un)Said. A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin Sound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry Sci-Fi Office by Redsky Lullaby, used under license. Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, used under Creative Commons Attribution Fire by luffy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Airport by tim.kahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution Subway Coming by pomp1o, used under Creative Commons Attribution Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution Doot! by edbles, used under Creative Commons Attribution Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution Kid's Birthday by jakobthiesen, used under Creative Commons Attribution Acoustic Smash by Mystovski, used under Creative Commons Attribution Ouch by Adam_N, used under Creative Commons Attribution Train Whistle by alukahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution Subway Passing by wdmatheson, used under Creative Commons Attribution Bus Door by 13FPanska_Sychra_Petr, used under Creative Commons Attribution Spaghetti Slither by Saturday Sound Guy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Electric  Sparks by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gasp! by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution Airport Crowd by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution Clock by Tetrisrocker, used under Creative Commons Attribution Subway Moving by Rosachoque, used under Creative Commons Attribution Airport Security by bushtobazaar, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The EMF must infiltrate an underground casino frequented by the mob...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is stopping for ice cream. Written byJohn P. Dowgin Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelis StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Mr. Doeand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlJill Ivey as Southern Gamblerand Bob Killion as the Dealer, Security Guy and  The Admiral Guest StarringBenn Iffring as Ben & Jerry's EmployeePete Barry as Tex AmarilloNewt Schottlekotte as Sanitary Hot Dogs BouncerJohn Dowgin as VinnyCecille Gultiano as Casino WaiterMarnie Warner as Casino PatronJ. Michael DeAngelis as JohnnyEric Perry as Whitmire Music, sound editing and mixing byPete Barry Created and produced byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Sound effects attribution below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license Glass Breaking by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution Party by 7by7, used under Creative Commons Attribution Jail Cell Door by TurtleLG, used under Creative Commons Attribution Fly by Benboncan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution Factory Floor by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Spaghetti Slither by Saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gasp! by dersuperanton, used under Creative Commons Attribution Casino Slots by SofiesMood, used under Creative Commons Attribution Bell by 13FPanska_Stranska_Michaela, used under Creative Commons Attribution Rat!, Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com Rats, Sound effects obtained from https://www.zapsplat.com

The Admiral is plotting a strike on American soil...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is washing the windows. Written byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Directed byPete Barry StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Lex Hammondand Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral Guest StarringKaren Yang as Dr. Karol LegrangeJohn Dowgin as Joe the PlumberDave Serfass as Sandy BottomsPete Barry as the TolietEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefRebecca Serfass as LuckyTage Das as Phillipe San-ReniorRaymond Morse as Swabbie RukKirsty Woolven as Tania Martin-Edwards-Bainbridge Music, sound editing, and mixing byPete Barry Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, & John P. Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode is available here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license. Glass Breaking by Rhumpries, used under Creative Commons Attribution Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Pet Shop Birds by Angel_Perez_Grandi, used under Creative Commons Attribution Bus by Paper Jam, used under Creative Commons Attribution Monkeys by soundbytez, used under Creative Commons Attribution Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution Zap! by BigKahuna, used under Creative Commons Attribution Foomph! by Werra, used under Creative Commons Attribution Car Crash by squareal, used under Creative Commons Attribution Rumble by unfa, used under Creative Commons Attribution Thunderstorms by Sandermotions, used under Creative Commons Attribution Rain and Thunder by humanoide9000, used under Creative Commons Attribution Splashes by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Waterfall by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Bus Door by 13FPanska_Sychra_Petr, used under Creative Commons Attribution Spaghetti Slither by saturdaysoundguy, used under Creative Commons Attribution Steam Iron by BEDEEN, used under Creative Commons Attribution Stone Door by DWOBoyle, used under Creative Commons Attribution Squeaky Wheel by NOX_Sound, used under Creative Commons Attribution Blowtorch by sodaderz, used under Creative Commons Attribution

The EMF must protect the unknown target of an unpredictable assassin...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the shower. Written byJohn P. Dowgin Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelis StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Also StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Airport Attendantand Bob Killion as The Admiral Guest StarringJeff Mashi as Lachlan Issacs Music, sound editing and mixing by Pete Barry Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin A complete transcript of this episode can be found here. Sound effect attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete Barry. Sci-Fi Office by Red Sky Lullaby, used under license Glass Breaking by Rumphries, used under Creative Commons Attribution Squeaky Valve by FreqMan, used under Creative Commons Attribution Airport by tim.kahn, used under Creative Commons Attribution Teletype by fastson, used under Creative Commons Attribution Explosion by Iwiploppenisse, used under Creative Commons Attribution Gun Cock by SmartWentCody, under under Creative Commons Attribution Wooden Destruction by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Garage Door by bokal, used under Creative Commons Attribution Magnum 22 by michorvath, used under Creative Commons Attribution Airplane by InspectorJ, used under Creative Commons Attribution Movie Set by kyles, used under Creative Commons Attribution Shotgun by Claiber7901, used under Creative Commons Attribution