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Minion Death Cult
4 minutes | Oct 25, 2021
Unions cause more deaths with their policies and lies than any flu ever could
Support the show for $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to every weekly bonus episode, right in your podcast app It's a real humdinger this week as we reveal why Tony and Alex are black and white, cover SoCal Teachers going viral with insane fake Native American educational comedy routines, and watch formerly radical rap groups eulogize an American war criminal Also: a fascinating look at how the right wing is responding to massive labor actions across the country, how their news outlets are (or aren't) covering them, and how this response may mutate based on changing conditions in the country.
3 minutes | Oct 21, 2021
Last Responders "Monster Inside" ft Aaron Thorpe
Finally after a saga of technical difficulties Aaron Thorpe from The Trillbillies was able to lay down an incredible episode where we cover 9-1-1 Lonestar "Monster Inside". This episode takes on themes like mental illness and addiction with the trigger discipline of let's say a terrified child with a revolver. Also theres a dog in this episode.
85 minutes | Oct 18, 2021
OFFICERS AND SPEED CANNOT BE RESTRAINED BY THESE SEAT BELTS w/Radio Free Tote Bag
This week we take a respectful, serious tone as we offer advice to various online posters, with the help of relationship advice podcast Radio Free Tote Bag. Questions featured on this show: "Can a police officer ejaculate so prematurely that he dies?" "Do seat belts prevent the momentum necessary to escape your vehicle in an emergency?" "What kind of bicycles do all these new genders ride?" And many more Support the show for $3.11/mo and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
3 minutes | Oct 14, 2021
I'm glad my ancestors were enslaved (clip)
Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes, including all previous episodes, directly in your podcast app This week for columbus day we cover the increasingly deranged right wing attempts to justify the genocide of Indigenous peoples, And, Bisexual Superman fails to save the day for one right wing actor and a Daily Wire comment section
77 minutes | Oct 11, 2021
Change my flag, I'll change your ass
This week we cover the inane NYT piece "Redesigning America's Flag" and the unhinged conservative response. Also, a girl boss CEO teaches her fellow workers how to be humble and accept less Preorder the Bart Against Bosses shirt and stickers at http://miniondeathcult.com Get a bonus episode every week, access to all previous bonus episodes, and 25% off all merch for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult
6 minutes | Oct 7, 2021
Achmed Saves America (clip)
Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to weekly bonus episodes right in your podcast app. This week, Alex tells a humorous work story, and we cover the 2014 animated film "Achmed Saves America" featuring everyone's favorite dead terrorist. That well runs dry pretty quickly, so we pivot to Current Events with a facebook post from an angry Mama Grizzly whose cubs were suspended for wearing Republican pants (jeans) and white supremacist shirts (workwear). This definitely happened.
78 minutes | Oct 5, 2021
Yoda: "The Robin Hood gene is strong in this one."
This week it's a couple... good? new stories, one involving facebook vigilantes successfully bullying Walmart into waving charges against a shoplifting dad and, Washington State gets rid of solitary confinement after determining it is ineffective, which is of course an affront to me personally Buy the shirt and stickers: http://miniondeathcult.com Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Pavement - Unfair
101 minutes | Sep 27, 2021
You stole my vote and it's going to cost you three fingers from your right hand.
It's Merch Time. Get the "Bart Against Bosses" T-Shirt and fun workplace stickers at miniondeathcult.com Support the show, support abortion mutual-aid funds in Texas, get a bonus episode every week and 25% off all merchandise by subscribing at patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only 3.11/mo This week it's the Arizona vote audit, the thing Trump voters have invested most of their psychic energy into for the past year, and the results are not good! Also, a FedEx driver is fighting the good fight against Biden voters by delaying their orders for righteous reasons instead of the normal FedEx reasons Finally, a 29 year-old writes an article for the UK Times about how he can't find a date because women are too ideologically pure.
93 minutes | Sep 23, 2021
GREASE- IRONIC, AIN'T IT?
This week our pal Eddie Deezen is in the news again, probably for being totally normal around waitresses Also a Seattle liberal doormat report from Alexander And why doesn't Trump start a hospital to rival all the other hospitals and staff it with the nurses who got fired
7 minutes | Sep 20, 2021
Pigman w/Abdul Malik (clip)
Support the show for $3/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week. At the end of September, we will donate half of this month's income to abortion mutual aid providers in Texas. This week we explore "The Infidel, featuring Pigman," a 2015 comic book about a handsome comic book author who draws the anti-muslim superhero "Pigman," and also fights muslims himself Filled with fascinating ideas about Islam (it's gay), Frank-Miller inspired illustrations and ideology, and plenty of Randian Objectivism, Pigman is a fascinating look at someone whose claim to fame is drawing Muhammed "over 500 times"
110 minutes | Sep 15, 2021
I would suppose the DNA of white folks is uppermost of interest to the Chinese
This week we celebrate 9/11 with a post about how cool it was not to be there when it happened, and hear a wise old folk tale about a ghost, a donkey, and murderous neighboring farmers The main event: The Epoch Times stumbles upon a story so racist against white people that it has to be true: China is developing a weapon of mass destruction that can target specific ethnicities. Sounds kind of neat. Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: mewithoutYou - The Ghost
11 minutes | Sep 13, 2021
Last Responders " Worst Day Ever" (preview)
The good folks from Dumb and Awful hop on to hear me, once again, list all 450k reasons per episode Angela Bassett does this show and there is a part where I cant remember Stacy Dash's name.
5 minutes | Sep 10, 2021
China targeted gamers... gamers (clip)
Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week. This week we chat about Tony's weather trouble, killer palm trees, and the Cars video game Also, China puts restrictions on minors' usage of online games, and we watch the Fox News comment section try to reconcile its hatred of teens with its hatred of China Finally, Lil Nas X does a maternity photoshoot, complete with prosthetic belly, and in the backlash we note the way cultural conservatism, conspiracy theories, and identity scapegoating crosses racial lines
72 minutes | Aug 31, 2021
If you own Nevermind by Nirvana, that's enough for the FBI to raid your house, if you're a Republican that is
This week we explore the social media trend of wasting food and beers for fallen marines, and ruminate on the nature of a war-loving country who can't handle 13 casualties. Also: The Nirvana Baby is all grown up and suing the band... for child pornography? Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as access to all previous bonus episodes, directly in your podcast app or browser. Music: Nirvana - School
2 minutes | Aug 30, 2021
Last Responders "Studs" ft Brett Payne
On todays episode we revisit a classic episode of 9-1-1 Lone Star "Studs" and give it the respect it truly deserves. Stripper glitter, incels, hot loads of bull stuff, brisket, and e.d. basically the manliest hour of TV about firefighters and skin care.
3 minutes | Aug 27, 2021
Thanks for adding our hardcore band!! Our singer is fuckin' shit up in the Al-Anbar province, Iraq! w/Chris Wade (clip)
Support the show for as little as 3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to hundreds of hours of weekly bonus episodes This week, a look at former Misfits singer and Proud Boy Michale Graves turns into a full-blown retrospective on "conservative punk," as we explore the Bush-era website ConservativePunk.com, started by a Republican punk in an effort to combat NoFX's get-out-the-vote campaign, Michael Moore's documentaries, and deliver right wing news, pUnK-style.
54 minutes | Aug 23, 2021
The Vaxman Collects (The Ballad of Phil Valentine)
This week we follow up on the story of Phil Valentine, a right-wing talk radio host, covid skeptic, and author of the Beatles parody "Vaxman," who died of Coronavirus on saturday Additionally, another republican lawmaker loses his wife to the virus, still attends anti-vaccine rallies, and posts about the haters on facebook Is there anything to be gained from these people's tragedies? Can they be used as cautionary tales? Either way, their social media pages are wild. Music: Unwound - Corpse Pose
5 minutes | Aug 20, 2021
I would've taken a bullet for both Biggie and Tupac (clip)
Support the show for as little as $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com.miniondeathcult and get instant access to every weekly bonus episode This week the capitalist owner class tells on themselves on my facebook, We cover the completely rational right wing and liberal responses to finally ending the 20-year long war in Afghanistan, and as promised, bring you three amazing cop rappers who Blame their domestic violence on having to bite their tongue with criminal suspects Can't be bigoted because they're trans sometimes (???) Would die for famous rappers that are already dead
5 minutes | Aug 16, 2021
Last Reponders "Buck, Actually" (preview)
This week I subjected the wonderful Jamie Peck to an iconic episode of Fox's 9-1-1 "Buck, Actually" Love is in the air when Buck 2.0 meets his match in "Buckette 1.0" a scorned wife shuts the freeway down. Cimney and Maddy have been hanging out a lot...
95 minutes | Aug 16, 2021
The Minion Wage
This week: the more-radical-than-trade-unionism movie They Live the fallout of our landlords episode a sandwich shop advertises job openings by calling minimum wage workers scum and TP USA tries to out-woke the minimum wage by arguing it prevents employers from hiring black people music: Dillinger 4 - Minimum Wage is a Gateway Drug
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