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Minion Death Cult

396 Episodes

82 minutes | Aug 8, 2022
This is not what Cracker Barrel was to be all about
This week Eliot from Internet Today helps us cover possibly the most important and upsetting development of our lifetimes: Cracker Barrel added a new menu item... and it's vegan. Also: fascism and cringe in equal measure from this week's CPAC, including a former MDC character doing performance art of the people he helped the FBI lock up. Finally, lightning strikes an elderly couple celebrating their weddning anniversary near the white house, and conservatives ask, "Why were they there in the first place?" Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content, directly in your podcast app or browser. Music: Kal Marks - Everybody Hertz Toto Coelo - I Eat Cannibals Stereolab - Simple Headphone Mind
4 minutes | Aug 4, 2022
The Anarchists Ep. 1: "I'd rather send our kids to a porn set than a public school" (preview)
This week, we cover the first episode of HBO's The Anarchists, a series documenting the exploits of wealthy anarcho-capitalists in their attempt to start a utopian community in Acapulco, Mexico We're introduced to a lovable cast of characters including "child's rights" activists, book burners, alcoholic sex tourists, and dreadlocked felony pot smokers on the run from the law. Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to the entire bonus catalogue, right in your podcast app or browser
88 minutes | Aug 2, 2022
"I'm not going to defend a coach/police officer loosing his composure with a kid; HOWEVER" w/Blocked Party
This week the Blocked Party boys John and Stefan join us to discuss many important topics such as Former Reality TV Model-turned Black-Pilled Tradwife Fadcebook personality Adrianne Curry and her crusade against preschool graduation ceremonies A travel ball baseball coach runs the "good game" high five line with a little too much gusto, tweaking the arms and knocking the heads of the kids who beat him--on camera. And hes a cop lol Finally, one historic Tennessee slave plantation decides to stop hosting weddings, and it's the surest sign of civil war we've had yet. Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to our entire bonus catelogue Music: Glassjaw - Pretty Lush Chat Pile - Why Sunflo'er - Straight to VHS Listen to the new Sunflo'er singles here
4 minutes | Jul 29, 2022
Those vets got higher IQs than majority of those public school teachers ! (preview)
Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult  and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to every previous bonus episode, in the podcast player of your choice. This week Kate Willett of the Reply Guys podcast joins us to talk about Sarcastic-grandpa-fying popular memes for older internet consumers, And Florida goes full Facebook by lowering the requirements for veterans (and their spouses!) to become school teachers Finally, we explore the people who find real life Quidditch asinine but are nonetheless upset about the official orgs changing the name of the sport to "Quadball" in order to distance it from JK Rowling Listen to Dirtbag Anthropology here 
86 minutes | Jul 26, 2022
UNLOCKED: The horse is also very large, strong, muscled, powerful, and yes - packing.
The ladies from Low Culture Boil join us to talk bookstore drama and Alpha Masculinity, starting with an interesting thread about women, horses, impropriety, and leading to a manifesto with some incredible rules on how to be masculine. Follow Rax King and Amber Rollo on twitter. Get Rax's new book from a local bookstore through http://bookshop.org Get a bonus episode every week by supporting the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Hole - Jennifer's Body
4 minutes | Jul 22, 2022
Breakfast breeds arrogence and laziness (preview)
Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content. This week we learn why breakfast is one of the worst things you can do to your masculinity Elon's biggest fans react to his newest batch of shirtless photos and House Democrats pass a bill to enshrine gay marriage into federal law and the Right Wing is torn between: opposing it on the grounds that Democrats are drama queens, and opposing it because it's a harbinger of the apocalypse
75 minutes | Jul 18, 2022
You can either remove your laugh reaction from my post or I will get racist on your ass
This week, one Facebook user plays hardball on her Roomates wanted ad, A Sandwich shop gives a cheeky name to one of their menu items and Christians start fantasizing about being jihadists and Taco Bell desperately tries to stop their employees from doing good posts on twitter Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com.miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week in your podcast app or browser, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes Buy stickers at http://miniondeathcult.com Music: The Gories - You Done Got Wrong Them Crooked Vultures - Reptiles Beyoncé - Break My Soul 
5 minutes | Jul 14, 2022
Ballistic: Elon Vs. Trump (preview)
Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week in your podcast app or browser, plus instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes. This week: We learn why a little "HIV" is exactly what America needs right now (it's not what you're thinking) And, even elderly landlords begin to loose sympathy from people who aren't also landlords Finally: Trump goes Wu-Tang-style-Chuck-Norris all over Elon's pasty ass... and offends the right wing?
77 minutes | Jul 13, 2022
Our Founding Fathers Were Woke. Why Aren't You?
This week we discuss California's seemingly radical plan to start producing insulin and selling it at or near cost, the right wing media's virtual blackout on this project, and the few demented arguments against it. Also: One liberal columnist is attempting to bridge the culture war divide by explaining to conservatives that the founding fathers were just like Mickey Mouse Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode in your podcast feed every week. Buy abortion fundraiser bumper stickers at http://miniondeathcult.com  Music: Roger Miller - Whistle Stop Unwound - Look A Ghost
3 minutes | Jul 11, 2022
Groundhog Day / Gay Spiderman (preview)
Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content. This week we revisit beloved Billy Murray classic Groundhog Day to determine if it is inspiring modern acts of incel violence. Also: we  talking about a right bloody political mess in a ruddy wacky part of the globe: The Arizona Gubernatorial Republican Primary Finally, Breitbart introduces  the world to Gay Spider-Man
74 minutes | Jul 5, 2022
After doing what our country asked of us we will continue to serve by not being a pussy about some fireworks
This week we celebrate Independence Day by telling veterans to shut up about PTSD and be grateful to the veterans that they even had the chance to get PTSD And Dr. Jordan B Peterson makes his wildest cartoon villain turn yet after hearing about Elliot Page's transition, comparing his top surgery to Nazi medical experiments Also, a police department warns facebook about the trail of destruction that roadside flower-sellers are leaving in their wake. Finally, a new Disney cartoon shows a trans man holding a menstrual product package without regard to the emotional damage they're inflicting on confused conservatives. Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week Purchase stickers at http://miniondeathcult.com Music: Strung Out - Firecracker G.L.O.S.S. - Targets of Men Stereolab - Pack Yr Romantic Mind
8 minutes | Jun 30, 2022
Peaceful Fetal Divorce (Preview)
Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a bonus episode every week and instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content. This week we take a look at the grievous attack on women's rights in the form of Nancy Pelosi nudging a kid. ON PURPOSE Also, we examine right-wing reactions to the overturning of Roe, including the Libertarian Party's hilarious abdication of their "personal freedom" brand and a based, right wing, LGBTQ millennial podcast is forced to ask, "hey, why is the Texas GOP calling us abominations in their state platform?"
78 minutes | Jun 28, 2022
No Viet Cong ever lesbian kissed me
This week, one man's poetic tribute to unborn children and Lucy Liu also, the mother of a dead LAPD officer files a lawsuit against the department because apprently his coworkers beat him to death during a training exercize meant to simulate antifa combat And finally, we tally up exactly how much pixar is willing to spend to show your child two grandmas kissing each other Support abortion access networks in states with current and impending abortion bans: https://thatawfulsound.com/abortion Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get 20% off the website, a bonus episode every week, and instant access to every previous bonus episode. Music: White Lung - Those Girls Speed - Not That Nice The Marked Men - Going Crazy
3 minutes | Jun 23, 2022
Minion Death Water (preview)
Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes. This week: a challenger for most based white canadian rapper emerges, and she's going after Obama Also, do I really want another paid holiday if it's going to remind me that slavery used to exist? And finally, an EXTREME water brand throws shade on a poser metal record label for also having a skull logo.
5 minutes | Jun 20, 2022
God told me to do Jan. 6th (Preview)
Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult sand get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus episodes. This week: the City of Kent pays their nazi cop $1.5m to quit his job (where do I sign up!) An Australian newspaper gets mad at Rebel Wilson outing herself before they could and a heroic January 6th protestor tells his version of events, where god calls him to join a false flag event
88 minutes | Jun 14, 2022
My impressive son Johny
This week we forgot to watch the Jan 6th hearings because of entitlement. We did watch Patriot Front get arrested at a Pride event. That was pretty funny. The right is laughing too and not mad about it. Finally, we visit a Doc Holiday cosplayer pretending to have an epic son. Support the show for only #3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes. Music: Ecstatic Vision - Grasping the Void Godflesh - Veins King Krule - Sublunary
3 minutes | Jun 9, 2022
I warned you about what Pizza Hut had become (Preview)
Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content. This week we saw more good movies, more cops didn't help school children, and Pizza Hut, like an unfaithful lover, has wronged me for the last time.
87 minutes | Jun 7, 2022
Proud to Serve (in the Xander Zone)
This week A.M. Gittlitz, author of I Want to Believe: Posadism, UFOs, and Apocalypse Communism, aka Andy from the Antifada podcast joins us to talk about the underrated movie xXx We also chat about posadism and leftist bookstore in Chicago under fire for ejecting a gay, latina cop from their shop. Finally, the US Marines make a Pride Month post, so you know what that means: civil war time. Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content. Buy stickers at http://miniondeathcult.com  Music: Rammstein - Pussy Ovlov - Baby Shea Midwife - Send the Pain Below
8 minutes | Jun 6, 2022
Don't call me gay (Preview)
Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content. This week white people freak out about reporting on the Buffalo Shooter's indictment, namely that race is mentioned at all lol Also, Christian Walker, the gay conservative son of Republican Senate candidate Herschel Walker tries to distance himself from the LGBTQ community with some uh interesting arguments.
81 minutes | May 30, 2022
We've demonized law enforcement to the point where there are far fewer rewards for being a hero
This week Aaron Thorpe of Trillbillies and Everybody Loves Communism helps us tackle the recent mass shooting at an elementary school in Uvalde Texas, the incredible response from police, and the right wing's attempt to digest the complete failure of their worldview. Support the show for $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a bonus episode every week, access to hundreds of hours of bonus content, and to help us support abortion rights networks in red states, where half the money we earn on Patreon for the month of May will be going. Stickers available at http://miniondeathcult.com  Music: Ishmael Ensemble - Feather Horse Jumper of Love - Ugly Brunette
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