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We’re ending pride month with a reminder that, gay or straight, we’re all the same - awful at interpersonal relationships. Enter 1999’s Trick! What’s the worst possible date you can take a potential hookup on? How many red flags does it take for two incompatible strangers to stop forcing a connection? Como te gusta mi beer can? Find out all that and more this episode!

For our second movie of Pride month, just Ami and Novi are here to answer all of your deepest questions about 2017’s Just Charlie - and for once, it answers some of our questions right back! How many ribbons does it take to turn boys shoes into girls shoes? How many cups of tea does it take to forgive your partner for emotionally abusing your children? How many unforgivable violent acts can become completely consequence free by the power of an abrupt scene change? Find out all that and more this episode!

Today we’re kicking off Pride month by answering all of your hidden, repressed questions about 2004’s Saving Face. How much soy sauce should an expectant mother eat? Is it possible to end a conversation without getting a phone call? What blend of adaptogenic herbs stops your son from impregnating a woman twice his age? Is dating your father’s protege still considered daddy issues if you’re a lesbian? Find out all that and more this episode!

Today we’re doing a supercut of our most “just okay” questions about 2019’s Someone Great. Is the day your two best friends break up with their significant others really the proper anniversary for your first love confession? How doofy does your boyfriend have to be before cheating on him with a slimebag becomes acceptable? How amazing do a woman’s teeth have to be to convince a man to try a long distance relationship? Find out all that and more this episode!

Don’t fear, copperheads - today we’re celebrating Ami’s birthday with a classic case of “Thanks, I Hate It” - Dead 7. Will Vaquero ever give Whiskey Joe just one night - una noche? Will Jack quit playing games with Billy’s heart? Did Johnny Vermillion drive himself crazy thinking of Apocalypta? Is Trixie the star of Komodo’s liquid dreams? Does this stand alone as a horror film better than the Backstreet’s Back music video? Find out all that and more this episode!

Avast, ye scurvy dogs! It’s time to carve up your nicest ham, play your jauntiest sea shanty, and share a cuddle with your favorite Polly - because today we’re talking about 2012’s Pirates! Band of Misfits! What’s the preferred cooking method when planning to eat a beloved family pet? Is piracy really a necessary requirement to be Pirate of the Year? Can Charles Darwin’s progeny still sue for defamation? Find out all that and more this episode!

Oh, Snaps! Today we’re answering all of your darkest questions about a cult classic nobody’s ever seen - 1991’s Oscar! How many pairs of used undies does it take to bribe an employee to marry your teenage daughter? What’s the most convoluted way to throw away $100,000 of embezzled money? Can a group of mobsters end up being the least crooked people in the entire film? Find out all that and more this episode.

After the Ball - There’s nothing like a good Cinderella story - except, of course, for the 900 other Cinderella knockoffs. Today, we’re reviewing 2015’s Mulan/Cinderella hybrid, After The Ball. Is the receptionist the only real hero of the entire film? Were the villains really bad people, or just misunderstood women trying to get what they’re owed? How attractive does one have to be to get away with the worst date request of all time? Find out all that and more this episode!

Today, we’re finishing up our bonus series and answering all of your creepiest questions about 2019’s It Chapter Two. Which character has the dumbest plan in the entire series? Which Neibolt kid most deserves their own Funko Pop? Did Henry Bowers somehow become the most likeable adult in Derry? Do electrocuted people really taste like fried chicken? Is Ben a misunderstood poet, or just a simp? Find out all that and more this episode!

Happy Valentine’s Day, listeners! No celebration of love would be complete without a little Burt Bacharach and some gold old fashioned high school desperation - so we’re answering all of your burning questions about 2001’s Get Over It. How unlikeable does the protagonist of a romcom have to be for you to actively hope they end up alone? How long can you lead someone on before you deserve an arrow to the arm? How big of a crush would make you call your theater teacher your special buddy? Find out all that and more this episode!

Dude! Today we’ve got a very special treat for you - our shibby of 2000’s Dude, Where’s My Car?! How many scrapes can you get out of with nothing but dumb luck and an oddly specific memory of Animal Planet? What’s the most inane, dangerous item you could possibly disguise your continuum transfunctioner as? How perilous must things be before a teenage boy rejects pleasure from five alien supermodels? Does this movie hold up now that we’re not edgy teenagers anymore? Find out all that and more this episode!

Today we’re here to answer all of your creepiest questions about 2017’s It: Chapter 1! Is it possible to create an entire film out of explicit language and jumpscares? Which is scarier - Pennywise the Dancing Clown, or Bill Skarsgard’s portrayal? How funny can a horror movie be before it veers into horror/comedy territory? Find out all that and more this episode!

Jello, listeners! Jow ere you? We’re stoked, because today we get to review a movie based on one of our hosts’ favorite books - and I’m SURE it’ll live up to the quality. Today we’re doing 1998’s Sphere. Can this movie survive without Samuel L Jackson? Is adding a love story awful, lazy, or inspired? How many astrophysicists does it take to accidentally sit on a trash can? Find out all that and more this episode!

It’s Novi’s birthday, and to celebrate, we’re all gonna hang… 2ge+her! (You’re the ones WE treasure). Throw out your textbooks, because this podcast will teach you all of the math you need to know! What is the mathematic process for deciding how much money is in a buttload? Is there any logical basis for the formula U + ME = US? If a band is going to contain five members, why NOT call them 5ge+her? Find out all that and more this episode! (RIP Michael Cuccione) (Intro song, "Happy Birthday," by The Click Five)

Hiya, listeners! Today we’re exploring every nightmare you’ve ever had - including bad 90s mustaches - in our review of 1990’s Stephen King’s It. How scary can a made-for-tv movie from 31 years ago really BE? How cheesy can a horror movie be before it circles back around into funny? Is Bozo the Clown inherently frightening? Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Find out all that and more this episode!

What are you doing New Years Eve? We’re here, answering all of your deepest questions about 2006’s The Holiday! Are there any problems NOT solved by spending the night with a hot guy? Has anyone on earth ever suffered as strongly as Iris has suffered? What’s the matter with Graham’s package? Find out all that and more this episode!

Merry Christmas, folks! Today we’re spending the holidays sharing two of our favorite Christmas themed specials - A Very Supernatural Christmas, and Santabear’s High Flying Adventure! How many demons can you encounter before skepticism becomes ridiculous? How bad could Santa outsourcing his labor to animal companions possibly turn out? Is Santa Claus malicious, hungry, or just dumb? Find out all that and more this episode! Timestamps: Supernatural - 00:33 Santabear's High Flying Adventure - 49:30

Hello, muffins! Today we’re talking about everyone’s second-favorite Muppet holiday film, It’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie! When did Matthew Lilard join Monty Python? How much can one beloved muppet tarnish their character in one 100 minute film? Will Pepe be loyal to the Muppet brand when he realizes he’s an indentured servant? How many uncomfortable accents can one introvert make in one podcast? Find out all that and more this episode!

Don’t miss our recap of Bill Murray’s Scrooged - your life might just depend on it! Is subtlety in acting overrated? Can a character named Claire make it through a whole movie without us turning on her? How much do you need to trust a lover before you buy her knives? Find out all that and more this episode!

Holy Smokes! It’s our review of 1992’s Home Alone 2: Lost in New York! Is being sticky better than being wet? Were these traps funny, or just plain cruel? How many more movies will it take for someone to call CPS on these negligent parents? Are sequels ALWAYS worse? Find out all that and more this episode.