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RIP Cathy's Cakes. Garret Richard returns to East County. Chris drinks some tea. A charity dance competitiion. Arrested for retribution. All brought to you by Paul's Pig Pokers and Pre-Packaged Pools.

Jack is back. The Center County Kennel club dog show. Garrett Richard is coming back. Sweet jumps. All brought to you by Lawson and Ward soil removal.

Jack is on probation. Someone crushed some mailboxes. The seven day Ham Jam starts. Chris has phone issues. Burton Ward is arrested for illegal use of a tractor. All brought to you by Tim's Tool Town and Tanning Tables.

Janine and the Christmas pageant. Tree pun apology. Habitat for Hugh Manatee. A chicken cookie jar. And a rampant feta cheese problem. All brought to you by Larry's Lice Combs! Support this podcast (and a bunch of other stuff): patreon.com/twistedlensmedia

Maybe it's an ostrich. The Governor visits. Chris has thoughts on libraries. Jack makes some puns. All brought to you by Coles Kale Kabob Castle.

Less than 2000 days to retirement. Horace the Pig. Cow birthing in 4H. The second annual Chili Cook Off and Trampoline Competition. Modern Art. A UFO Scare. All brought to you by Clem's Clam Cakes and Clay Cat Couture.

Metal rebar and concrete. Library Fine Forgiveness Festival and Cake Walk. Batteries not included. Fakromise. Fireman's Calendars. All brought to you by Marie's Secondhand Wedding Boutique.

A local tragedy. Granny's Free-for-all. 60 gallons of cat litter. Old microwave ovens. Dessert Storm. All brought to you by Handy's Book and Bible Shop-ee.

Writing down phone numbers. Molettes vs the Spartans. Professional-grade aluminum sheets. Painted pickup trucks. UFOs. All brought to you by Duchowitz Pharmacy.

“Bullets for Bullies”. 7 tires, 700 dollars. Crocodile eats a rifle. Kevin K. Kelley and his 18 inch cross. All brought to you by Kevin's Lumber Yard.