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Hey ear holes thanks for staying open and floating on with us!  It's that time where we rank the first ten episode of season two.  Hope youre dismanteling and then reassembling something because this is a long one.  We also rank top five villains, top five music and we come to the table with our own mysterious top five.  It gets pretty heated.  Will we remain as a unit aftre this?  Tune in to find out.  

Ever wonder what happens when you combine The Doors, G. Gordon Liddy, and Miami Vice?!  Well, spread your [ears] and let us come inside........cause' ; tonights the night( Rod Stewart reference is random and has nothing to do with this episode).  

This train has never been on the tracks and just cant be contained.  This is definitely one for the fans(We read some emails).  Ya ,Ya, we know; we ommitted/combined two scenes.  Float on with us because this love boat has no destination.  Enjoy!

Hopefully you're still working on that ole' yankee wooden furniture with antique tools and need something to listen to because this is a long one.  As usual we go in hard and deep on this one.  It was tough, this was a good one; but we each had our things to squabble about.  We discuss Japanese swords and swordsmanship,  the plausibility of an amphibious police officer, and my ability to fight wild animals (specifically coyotes), among so many other things.   Aimlessly float on with us.

We got stuck on a reef off Haiti for this recording but that's ok because we've got some voodoo issue to discuss (due to some missing details in the televised episode).   Naturally that leads to a discussion about author Elmore Leonard, dwarf actors, pro wrestling and so much more while we break this down.  This is the perfect episode if you're building pioneer furniture with antique tools and need something to make the time pass.  Stick around until the end for me trying to save this episode.  Float along and enjoy.   

Climb aboard and let us deal with this monkey!  You know what thats all about!  Dig it baby!

This episode is brought to you by James Remars sweat and six shots of intoxicating scotch.  Join us for another adventure!

Keep on sailing with us while we discuss this side story we didn't see coming.  We drive deep with this one and somehow connect it to "The Monkees".........

We get out there with tins one.  We discuss Macho Man Randy Savage, Christopher Walken in "At Close Range", Shawny Blancos post brain surgery antics; and at some point we cover this wonderful episode of "Miami Vice"!

We go from Santeria to stratomatic Baseball, a little WWE wrestling and even more on this one.  Join us for this episode and our digressions....oh yeah, and we even talk about the the show.

If you don't know(go back and listen to our last episode); now you know!  Our boys are still in New York and we still have something to say about it.....or many things to say about it and other topics......

We're not stopping!  We keep exploring and stretching boundaries with this thing.  The person who claims he is my brother joins us again and as usual J-Bizz ,chief of the Peanut Gallery, is propelling us forward.  Float on with us!  

I'd  say we went off the rails but this train doesn't even belong on the tracks!  We cover our top ten favorite episodes as well as favorite use of music from the season and then drop our own surprise top five on each other .  I hope you have as much fun listening as we did recording.  

We've done it.  We made it through the season.  As usual we go all over the place and nowhere at all.  We talk inappropriate firearm choices, go deep into early ska and reggae, proper sheltering of a mob boss/informant to be(and some how relate it to landscaping/tropical gardening skills), and of course so much more.

We tried and tried and tried again and finally were able to make this episode happen.  Behold the controversy, behold the underwhelmingness, be bewildred by the technology......Tune in and toke out to this episode!!!!

Sonny is as smitten as a kitten in this episode.  What happens when a hard edged detective falls in love (lust)?  You're about to find out!  Join us as we talk about smoking in a swimming pool, circling in a pool on floatation devices while gazing longly into someones eyes you've known for presumably one week and also the appropriate time to wipe blood off your face if you've been beaten with a metal pipe.  And so much more!

We're back with new and improved techno-ology!  We're back to finish what we started(this part of the previous episode got eaten by sea monsters).  Hop back on the Sloop Don J. and continue our aimless journey!  

Attention!  We had a major technical difficulty and the second part of this episode was lost.  We have rectified the situation and our hearts will go on.  But stick with this episode for some David Patrick Kelly, in the best form he is always in, Castillos soul tearing stare, and a multitude of other digressions.  See you soon. 

The magic just keeps on coming.  Thanks for listening!

I this even a Maim Vice Episode?  Hop on the sloop Don J as we sink our scurvy ridden teeth into this thing!