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Me and U.R.L
27 minutes | Feb 2, 2021
Ep 14: Perineum Pandemonium
In episode 14 of the podcast, Cap and Tinks delve deeper into Reddit and read out a story that will truly put you off your dinner, an awfully awkward TIFU and a little joke to see you through the pandemic. Take all of that and leave to marinade overnight in some conversational relish and you have yourself a tangy podcast.
39 minutes | Dec 15, 2020
Ep 13: United Nations of Santa
In this Christmas special, Cap and Tinks delve into the festive spirit by discussing confusing British Christmas traditions and some international yule time facts. Plus, find out what your choice of Christmas dinner item says about you! Take all of that, dowse generously with brandy, set on fire and you have yourself a piping hot podcast - best served with conversational relish!
27 minutes | Dec 8, 2020
Ep 12: Old School Nudes
In episode 12, Cap and Tinks take to Facebook for some truly classic internet comedy, delve into the internet's worst jokes and hear some screw ups involving fellatio and some not so tasteful nudes. Take all of that, simmer on a low heat for 10 mins and serve with a teaspoon of conversational relish and you have yourself a steamy podcast.
28 minutes | Dec 8, 2020
Ep 11: Rick and Kevin
In episode 11, Cap and Tinks head over to the 'Am I The Asshole' subreddit for some truly first world problems and hear the ballad of Kevin, the world's dumbest high school student. Take that and mix with 100 ml of conversational relish, shake vigorously and serve chilled for a truly refreshing podcast.
42 minutes | Nov 24, 2020
Ep 10: Just The Tip
In the tenth episode, Cap and Tinks delve into a spooky hotel story, Cap spills the beans (lol) on some embarrassing flatulence and Tinks reveals what 'I'm A Celebrity, Get me Out Of Here!' eating challenges he would take on. Take all of that, put in direct sunlight and water with conversational relish twice-daily and you have yourself a county fair winning podcast.
33 minutes | Nov 17, 2020
Ep 9: A Banging Fence
In episode 9, Cap and Tinks discuss some petty revenge, Tinks takes on a Buzzfeed Quiz and the boys debate some quintessentially British problems. Apply two to three coats of conversational relish and leave to dry completely for a truly vibrant podcast.
34 minutes | Nov 10, 2020
Ep 8: Snoop Doug's Therapy Session
In Episode 8, Cap and Tinks return to the TIFU subreddit to hear some monumental screw-ups, Tinks entertains a new podcast guest for a therapy session and the pair discuss some supernatural coitus. Pop all that in a hot clay oven and paint with a little conversational relish to decorate and you got yourself a gorgeous podcast!
37 minutes | Nov 3, 2020
Ep 7: Punting the Duracell Bunny
In episode 7, Cap and Tinks tackle Buzzfeed's outrageous 'top ten' British chocolate bars then decide what popular brand mascots they could take in a fight. Take all of that and let it slow cook in some conversational relish and you got yourself a podcast!
37 minutes | Oct 27, 2020
Ep 6: The Melon Baller
In episode 6, Cap and Tinks discus a suspicious game, remind everyone why neither of them are parents, tell some spooky stories and visit the 'Reddit Museum of Filth'. You know it's going to be good when there's a NSFW warning. Kneed all of that, place in the oven and smear on some conversational relish when piping hot. Hey-presto you got yourself a podcast!
20 minutes | Oct 20, 2020
Bonus Ep: The Aldenbridge Chronicles, Chapter 1
In this bonus episode Cap takes Tinks on a magical journey through the mystical world of Phantasia. This D'n'D themed episode sees Tinks battle for the honour of his murdered wife and daughter as he quests through Aldenbridge town, a liberal safe haven from a brutal overlord. Delivered as always with a healthy glug of conversational relish, here's some steamy-hot bonus goodness!
31 minutes | Oct 13, 2020
Ep 5: Dr. Dolittle's Nightmare
In episode 5 Cap and Tinks delve deeper into some 'would you rathers', debate making your dog smarter, discus an engagement dilemma and round it all off with the insane conclusion to 'Better Hoagie Down'. Take all that, filter it through a sheet of fine conversational relish and you have yourself pure powdered podcast.
31 minutes | Oct 6, 2020
Ep 4: Better Hoagie Down
In episode 4, Cap and Tinks talk about malicious compliance, the pensive power of the shower thought, a few gems from their childhood and a new multipart story with a chilling twist. Left to marinade overnight in a generous helping of conversational relish, and it's a delight for your ears!
26 minutes | Sep 29, 2020
Ep 3: The Nightmare Nodule
In episode 3, Cap and Tinks tackle a time travelling 'would you rather', a cabal of secret agent woodland creatures and a toe-curling story sure to put you off your dinner. Don't forget the epic conclusion to the VR porn saga! Leave to rest for half an hour and serve with piping hot conversational relish, and you got yourself a good time!
30 minutes | Sep 22, 2020
Ep 2: Santa's Little Drinking Problem
In episode two, Cap and Tinks delve deeper into the VR porn saga with part 2, some bad festive parenting advice and debating where the North-South divide is. Best served chilled with a peppering of conversational relish, on the rocks (not unlike a certain VR protagonist's marriage).
37 minutes | Sep 14, 2020
Ep 1: Ham and Cheese Missionary
In the inaugural episode of the 'Me and U.R.L.' podcast, Cap and Tinks talk unofficial Meal Deal rankings, unpopular opinions of the internet and how one man truly screws up when immersing himself in some VR porn. Mix that all together in a bowl, add in a peppering of jovial conversational relish and you've got yourself a piping hot podcast.
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