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Hey what’s up you guys, welcome back to Maximum Bumpitude! We’ve been gone for a little while, but we’re back with stories! Short stories to be exact. Tune in to MB for 2 short stories written by our hosts, Ellie and Emma. If you don’t want to listen to our usual nonsense and banter you can skip to the time stamps listed below. “My Guardian Dear”(00:12:28) is Ellie’s short story about near death experiences that put the main character in a position where she becomes very familiar with her guardian angel. Emma’s story, “The Pope,” (00:32:10) is mafia-esque revenge thriller based in New York. As always, you can hit us up on twitter, tumblr, and instagram @maximumbumppod, or youcancallmehazybaby@gmail.com to give us your thoughts on our episode or receive a key smash from Tabasco the cat, our podcast mascot.

Oops! We accidentally did a hiatus for awhile there. What can we say, life is complicated with school starting and covid and everything. So we decided to use this as an opportunity to get y'all caught up on our lives, with special guest Alice! Email us at youcancallmehazybaby@gmail.com, or talk to us on social media @maximumbumppod!

What's up max bumpers! Today we got a special treat for y'all: Alice is back! Though Ellie is gone, so you will all just have to wait to hear her lovely voice again (because I'm sure you miss her terribly, says me, Ellie, the writer of these descriptions). Today Isabel, Emma, and Alice discuss one of Isabel's favorite movie: Practical Magic! A story about some cool witches that apparently involves copious amounts of murder of the same guy, who sorta seems like a terrible dude who deserved to be murdered. Hit us up on twitter, tumblr, and instagram @maximumbumppod, or send us an email

Welcome back fans and followers. Today Emma, Isabel, and Ellie are talking about one of, if not THE, best cartoon of all time: Avatar the Last Airbender! We talk characters, plot, art: everything that makes this show great! (And also try to convince Emma to watch it because come ON Emma it's so GOOD). Hit us up on social media @maximumbumppod, or send us an email at youcancallmehazybaby@gmail.com

Well fans, sorry about this. We watched another Twilight movie. Isabel made us, but I will admit that me (Ellie) was complicit by saying it might be fun. Listen to Ellie, Isabel, Emma, and special guest (and fan favorite!) Alice talk about New Moon and how problematic it is. In New Moon's defense, though, the soundtrack does slap. We discuss this a bit in the show, but the Quileute tribe is a real Native American tribe that Stephanie Meyer used in her books. If you want to learn more about them they have a website! https://quileutenation.org/ The Quileute tribe is currently raising money to "secure the future of the Quileute tribe by moving the at-risk community to the safe zone where their culture and heritage can continue to thrive for generations to come." You can read more about it and donate to their cause here! https://mthg.org/ As always, you can find us on social media @maximumbumppod, or you can send us an email about YOUR Twilight opinions at our email: youcancallmehazybaby@gmail.com

We're back, everyone! Sorry for the delay, but these are tough times! We're just having a good ole time catching up in this one, y'all. Just a fun time. We talk about trout some, if you're into that. Also we try to refrain from doxxing our old elementary school teachers. Come on in, y'all. Converse with us. Tell us about your day. We're here to listen, and also talk about trout slaps. Hit us up on social media @maximumbumppod, or send us an email at youcancallmehazybaby@gmail.com

Welcome back listeners! We're very sorry for the delays, but with the end of the semester coming up, not to mention the whole "pandemic" thing, we're sort of losing our minds a bit. This episode we talk about the Bermuda Triangle! The myths, the legends, the theories, and also just our general thoughts on the matter! Follow us on social media @maximumbumppod, and shoot us an email at youcancallmehazybaby@gmail.com if you have something to say, or just sorta wanna send us a keysmash! That's cool too and we love you for it!

And welcome back everyone, to season 4 of Maximum Bumpitude! We hope being quarantined isn't taking too much of a toll on all of you. And if it is, then hey! You have our lovely voices to help tide you over in the meantime! Emma, Isabel, and Ellie are here to save you from death by boredom! This episode, we talk about the Lost Tapes, a very.... interesting show about cryptids that aired back when Animal Planet was cool. Today, we watch the one about the Skinwalker! Including: the only two cuss words allowed on Animal Planet, Scooby Doo diversions, and "dammit son, get behind me".  If you like what you hear, consider giving us a review on ITunes! Follow us on social media @maximumbumppod, and if you have any queries, questions, or episode ideas, send us an email at youcancallmehazybaby@gmail.com. We'd love to hear from you!

Welcome back to Maximum Bumpitude! This week, we're continuing our trend of extremely timely movie reviews by talking about the movie Psycho, by Alfred Hitchcock. Join us as we talk about excellent new chocolate syrup ads and new intel about what makes the best fake blood. And remember: we're qualified to review movies. 2/3 have had a film class and 1/3 of us have seen the new Sonic movie. We have our credentials. Hit us up on your social media of choice @maximumbumppod, or send us an email detailing YOUR new butter commercial to youcancallmehazybaby@gmail.com.

Hi, friends. This one sort of got away from us. In this episode, Ellie, Emma, and Isabel talk about the SCP foundation at least some, and talk about Gnomeo and Juliet for longer than really should be legal. So, here's this. Have... fun? As always, find us on tumblr, twitter, and instagram @maximumbumppod. If you want to share YOUR saucy SCP fanfiction with us, send us an email at youcancallmehazybaby@gmail.com

Well, here it is, folks. Our Twilight themed episode. Isabel forced us to watch the first movie, and now here's this episode. Not gonna lie, this was actually a lot of fun. Join us as Isabel regales us with tales from her youth, when she was far too young to be reading Twilight, and discuss the Twilight Renaissance!  Hit us up on social media @maximumbumppod, and send us YOUR Twilight thoughts at youcancallmehazybaby@gmail.com!

Welcome back to Maximum Bumpitude! This episode, listen to Isabel, Ellie, and Emma talk about their favorite musicals, their high school theater experiences, and exciting musical pitches that we WILL one day create for sure. Sit back, relax, and listen to your favorite gals just chat about musicals for a little bit! Hit us up on all social media @maximumbumppod, or feel free to send us an email at youcancallmehazybaby@gmail.com with questions, suggestions, or just random trivia you thought we would like to know!

What's up, y'all. This one's a chill one, just catching up on each other's lives. Including, but not limited to: Isabel's dance mom rants and sobbing in the movie theater over Little Women. Come on and chill, we're just vibin' in here. Hit us up on tumblr, twitter, and instagram @maximumbumppod, or send us an email at youcancallmehazybaby@gmail.com with any thoughts, comments, concerns, episode ideas, blatant flattery, whatever! Thanks for listening!

Welcome back to Maximum Bumpitude for our first episode of 2020! Emma’s off at Disney, so long time guest Alice joins in to watch a classic film with us: the 2007 film Ghost Rider! We discuss the... incredible special effects and for some reason start lusting over Sam Elliot. Hit us up on our email to tell us all about YOUR wildest Sam Elliot cowboy flaming skull man fantasies at @youcancallmehazybaby@gmail.com. Find us on tumblr, twitter, and instagram @maxbumppod

Is that a weed?!?!?!?!? Welcome back to Maximum Bumpitude, your favorite podcast for all your needs that can be met by listening to three girls talk about nonsense for half an hour. This week we're talking all about our favorite vines! Also, join Isabel and Ellie as they go head to head in a vine contest, TO THE DEATH. Well, not to the death, our legal team wouldn't allow that, but the disgrace of losing is worth a thousand deaths!  Hit us up on your social media of choice @maxbumppod, or email us YOUR favorite vines at youcancallmehazybaby@gmail.com!

Welcome back to Maximum Bumpitude! We're sorry for our little impromptu hiatus; we had technical difficulties with this episode, and also it's now exam time, so we're all losing our minds out here. On this episode, Isabel regales us and dazzles us with her knowledge of the DC universe. (@DC execs, hire her right now for your next Batman movie. She's ready. She'll do it for free). Hit us up on our email @ youcancallmehazybaby@gmail.com. Tell us about your day! Give us suggestions for topics! Send us a wish and we'll make sure it comes true!

Welcome back to Maximum Bumpitude! We're busy with school, so here's an episode with Emma, Isabel, and friend of the show Alice where they review Casablanca! We know you've all been dying to hear our hot takes from the 1942 film Casablanca, because of, you know, how topical a 1942 movie is.  As always, you can hit us up on our email at youcancallmehazybaby@gmail.com if you have your own Casablanca hot takes, or horror stories, or just fun facts you want to share!

Welcome back to Maximum Bumpitude for our second annual Halloween special! This episode also marks the beginning of season 3 of Maximum Bumpitude, so stay tuned for a great season to come! Today we're talking about spooky stories from the internet, including La Llorona, the SCP foundation, and a spooky story from r/nosleep. Thank you for listening, and if you have any scary stories, or just want to chat, email us at youcancallmehazybaby@gmail.com! Links to things discussed in this episode: La Llorona story: https://www.reddit.com/r/Paranormal/comments/8lxp5i/the_wailing_woman_la_llorona/ The SCP Foundation: http://www.scp-wiki.net/ r/nosleep - there's something else in my house, and i don't know what to do: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/dlua1z/theres_something_else_in_my_house_and_i_dont_know/

Welcome back, to this, the final episode of season 2 of Maximum Bumpitude! In this episode, Isabel, Emma, and Ellie talk about something near and dear to our hearts: fanfiction! Join us to discuss this underrated art form!  And, for special bonus content, send us an email begging for Isabel to release our middle school fanfiction to the world, or else it will remain trapped in a notebook under her closet forever! Hit us up on social media @maximumbumppod, and send us an email at youcancallmehazybaby@gmail.com!

Welcome back! In this episode, Ellie, Isabel, and Emma talk about famous cryptids from their home state, Mississippi. Featuring: elephant aliens, Isabel definitely NOT talking about Supernatural, and cryptid quizzes! Here's the cryptid quiz: http://thecryptidpersonalityquiz.weebly.com/ And here's the weird bigfoot sightings website that looks like it hasn't been updated since the 90's: https://www.appalachianghostwalks.com/american-bigfoot/mississippi-bigfoot-sightings.html Remember to hit us up on social media @maximumbumppod, and if YOU have any cryptid sightings, or just want to chat, email us at youcancallmehazybaby@gmail.com!