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We're back talking about traveling abroad and proper first date etiquette. As always, thank you Woody for the jams & Luke for our super sweet edit!

We can't believe it's the third annual Christmas episode already! Thanks to all the listeners, Woody and Shoot The Moon for their incredible work, Luke for being the world's greatest podcast editor and hansende from freesound for the fireplace sound. @woody_tesdfan @couchhalfback @shoothemoonband

This episode is absolutely shocking. Also, Corey tells a "joke". As always, thanks to Woody and Luke. Without them this show never happens!

And we're back to shooting the shit! Thanks to Woody for the music and Luke for putting it together! This episode has some audio issues. We apologize.

Just Matt & Corey this week. Corey tells us he begins MMA training tomorrow and we discuss when albums we grew up with came out. Thanks Woody and Luke for the contribution! @shoothemoonband @couchhalfback

After a month stretch we're back with the same old bullshit! Thank you Luke & Woody for your services!

Krystal & Corey go to Cirque Du Soleil. It goes downhill from there, Thanks Luke for producing & Woody for the music!

This week we're joined by Julie Humphrey from Totes M'lady! Listen to her share embarrassing stories with us and crush so hard she may just put us out of business! Go to Totesmlady.com or soundcloud to check out her hilarious podcast with her cohost Holly! Thanks to Luke Barker for editing this thing together for us! Happy birthday Luke!

Corey describes an experience you have to hear to believe

We're back! Matt loses it and ends up in the hospital, we try once again to understand Caitlin Jenner and consider voting Trump for president.

We get political, play a game & more hypotheticals! Follow @couchhalfback on twitter!

We talk hypotheticals and proudly debut a brand new song from Shoot The Moon called It's Alright from the new disc THE SECOND! Huge thanks to Luke Barker for rescuing this episode from certain death!

Summer time & the livin's ez. It's Krystal & Matt.s anniversary. Corey makes spiked pancakes.

Corey still struggles with Jenny Jenner.

We talk Star Wars, but it's not what you think & we remember a crazy stripper.

Kids codes, and Corey is unimpressed by the amazing. Also! Buy some Applaud The Impaler "tobacco" bowls! Sponsored graciously by Audible.

It's us! We discuss Matt's trip to the hospital, Corey talks buttholes, and we discuss a perfect life.

We weigh in on the Jenner/Kardashian situation, quickly discuss the Baltimore riots & Corey & Krystal argue about what all women should just know!

We discuss what attracts people to each other, how to die, and once again forget to mention songs to hear before you die.

When Krystal is sick, it's mostly a music show. We also mention serial killers and uber.