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What do you get when you combine the setting from Escape From La, the costumes from Siegfried and Roy, the car from Back To The Future, the half locket from Annie, and the prosthetics from the Garbage Pail Kids?  Why, Double Dragon, of course, the movie based on the game that had none of those things.  Directed by James Yukich and starring Robert Patrick, Mark Dacascos, and Scott Wolf, Double Dragon takes a game about two brothers with mullets working on their hot rod and beating up a town full of gangsters and turns it into a movie about two brothers in the future whose father was either a king or an archaeologist who need to steal half a medallion before the T-1000 does.  Also, Alyssa Milano is there!  The manatees do their best with this one and tackle the hard-hitting questions, such as: What should a remake look like?  Are the games any good?  Did they already make a plot hole in the opening crawl?  What's the difference between an amulet and a medallion?  And most importantly, where exactly is the line between so bad it's irredeemable and so bad it's good?  Float along for the answers to these and more exciting questions with 1994's Double Dragon.  (Maybe just rewatch Ninja Turtles instead.) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matinee-manatees/support

We're back in the weird 80's genre with 1987's Over The Top, directed by Menahem Golan and starring Sylvester Stallone and Robert Loggia.  We both thought this was a movie about arm wrestling, but it's actually more like two separate movies, one about arm wrestling and one about an awkward father-son road trip.  Also, the son's name is Mike Hawk, and if you think we couldn't possibly overdo a joke about that, you are very wrong.  Float along with us as we tackle the serious questions like: Why was this movie made?  Is this a different singer than the last one? How come this movie was made?  Is Lincoln a serial killer?  For what reason was this movie made?  How many photos is too many photos?  To what end was this movie made? And so on!  (We actually kind of loved this one.) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matinee-manatees/support

It's a patron request month!  This month we're checking out 1988's Felix The Cat animated feature, aptly described to us as "an acid trip box office flop".  If you haven't heard of it, that's probably because almost nobody saw it.  But why?  We've all heard of Felix The Cat, seen the clocks, might have won a stuffed animal at a carnival once or twice, so how come nobody saw the movie?  Does it deserve more attention, or is it where it ought to be in the cultural consciousness?  Who'd win in a fight between Felix and Micky?  Did Sonic the Hedgehog copy this movie for his 2006 game's plot?  If Felix and Garfield and Heathcliff formed a faction could they compete with the Looney Tunes and the Disney gang?  We have no idea, this movie melted our brains.  Float along with us? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matinee-manatees/support

Welcome back Batmanatees!  Anthony drags Sam across the finish line of their Batman journey with 1997's notorious Batman and Robin, directed by Joel Schumacher and starring Matinee Manatee alums Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chris O'Donnell, Michael Gough, and John Glover, and also newcomers George Clooney, Alicia Silverstone, and Uma Thurman!  Wow, that's a lot of names, you may say.  That sounds like kind of a mess, you may say.  Interesting!  Apparently there had been plans to continue Schumacher's Batman movies for several more installments, but the critical and audience reception of this one put those plans on hold and effectively ended the series.  But, was that harsh reaction deserved?  Pack your bat credit cards (never leave home without them), float along with us, and find out! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matinee-manatees/support

Happy 2022 everybody!  We're still on our 90's kick with 1991's legendary Terminator 2: Judgment Day, directed by James Cameron and starring Linda Hamilton, Edward Furlong, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Robert Patrick.  Can you believe it took us this long to get to a Schwarzenegger movie?  The second of what would eventually be six movies and a television show, Terminator 2 retells the timeless struggle between a guy with a robot skeleton and an angry jelly man and, arguably, tells this classic tale better than any movie before or since.   Ben rants about the bar exam and pitches Terminator franchise sequels that nobody's tried yet, Sam explores theme composition and the effect of seeing movies' legacies before the movies themselves, and both manatees tackle the important questions other podcasts haven't had the guts to, like: Are those laser planes also terminators?  Should online reviews use mean, median, or mode?  Are The Terminator and The Matrix in the same universe?  Would Danny DeVito have been a good T-1000?  (Yes, obviously.)  Tune in to find out! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matinee-manatees/support

Happy holidays everybody!  To get in the mood for the season, we're revisiting the famous 1990 Christmas movie Home Alone, directed by Chris Columbus and starring Macaulay Culkin, Joe Pesci, and Daniel Stern.  The classic story of a child being able to do whatever he wants in his house and a rich family shocked that they can't buy their way out of problems, it kind of starts as like an abandoned-building Dawn of the Dead for kids, then in the last half hour turns into more of a Straw Dogs... for kids.  It's definitely a movie for kids, and perhaps it loses something if viewed too hard by adults, but the nostalgia is strong with this one.  Maybe it's also a Moby Dick for robbers?  The Odyssey for moms?  Are we reaching too hard?  Probably.  Sam talks music composition, Ben compulsively compares it to other movies, both notice a few more holes than they'd hoped, but overall it's a pretty chill time.  Float along with us? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matinee-manatees/support

Happy turkey day everybody!  In celebration, we went back to one of our favorite movies about dinosaurs which are kind of sort of birds, and then watched the sequel instead: 1997's The Lost World (Jurassic Park 2) directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Jeff Goldblum and Julianne Moore!  The Lost World got a lot of flak for not being as good as the first Jurassic Park, but if not for having to fill those giant puddle-rippling shoes, is it really that bad?  Come find out with us!  Is Julianne Moore a dinosaur agent?  Should Jeff Goldblum play James Bond?  Are T-Rexes telekinetic?  Why are we talking about David Duchovny so much?  We get right to the bottom of it.  Eventually.  Sort of. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matinee-manatees/support

Happy Scary-tober everybody!  This month the manatees checked out 28 Days Later, directed by Danny Boyle and starring Cillian Murphy and Naomie Harris!  This one was a patreon poll, and honestly we're pretty glad it turned out the way it did.  The movie that arguably kicked off the zombie resurgence of the early 2000s, 28 Days Later isn't actually a zombie movie according to its creators, but it's close enough that it gets lumped in with them quite a bit.  Is that fair?  Float along with the manatees as they wrestle with this question for about two seconds, then spend a lot longer ranting about zombie survival plans, pandemics, proper coma patient dressing etiquette, and revealing that they know almost nothing about European geography.  If there were a rage vaccine, would people even take it?  What's the difference between an apartment and a flat?  How would The Mariner deal with running out of water?  Listen for the answers to all these questions and more! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matinee-manatees/support

Tom Hanks once said that Jason And The Argonauts was the greatest film ever made.  But was he right?  I mean, yeah, probably.  Directed by Don Chaffey, starring Todd Armstrong and Honor Blackman, and featuring an original score by the fantastic Bernard Herrmann, Jason And The Argonauts is perhaps better known as a showcase of the legendary Ray Harryhausen's visual effects, but even aside from those it's got a pace and a feel that's worth catching.  Also, it's free on the web archives, so that's a plus!  Float along with the manatees as they gush over mid-century claymation, discuss responsible provisioning plans, and demonstrate a consistent and profound lack of Greek myth expertise.  This is a fun one! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matinee-manatees/support

This month we're watching another collaboration by the Kevins Reynolds and Costner with 1995's Waterworld!  Also featuring the triumphant return of Dennis Hopper and the podcast's first appearance of Jeanne Tripplehorn and Tina Majorino.  The most expensive movie ever made at the time of its release, Waterworld was widely considered a flop but actually did make its budget back eventually, and poses many thought provoking questions, such as: Is there weather in the future?  Can we breathe through fish?  Why is pee easier to purify than salt water?  How are cigarettes made?  What makes a man a fish?  Where does water come from?  What is water?  And so on!   Sam sets out to design two new video games, Ben says "piss" about a hundred times, both accidentally reveal how little they know about sailing, and a generally good time is had by all.  Float along with us? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matinee-manatees/support

HEEEEERE WE ARE!  It's one of the 80's most notorious cult classics and every mall samurai's fever dream, 1986's Highlander, which made no money but somehow spawned half a dozen sequels and four TV series!  Directed by our old friend Russell Mulcahy and starring Matinee Manatee alumni Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery, and Clancy Brown, along with newcomer Roxanne Hart, Highlander is just self-aware enough to make for some pretty spectacular schlock.  It's got everything you could want!  Queen!  Swords!  Very white sneakers!  80's lightning!  Bad age makeup!  And, an immortal elk?  Sam shares wrestling facts, Ben rants about streaming services, both vow to watch the followups which probably neither of them do.  Come float along and be bemused with us at this bizarre artifact of a more creative and, arguably, less demanding time. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matinee-manatees/support

You've definitely heard of this one!  The manatees are back to crushing on Bob Hoskins with 1988's Who Framed Roger Rabbit, directed by Robert Zemeckis and starring Bob Hoskins, Charles Fleischer, Christopher Lloyd, and Joanna Cassidy.  Made in the era before CGI, Who Framed Roger Rabbit presents probably the most impressive precedent of pretending between actual actors and animated art anywhere at the age it appeared!  (And, arguably, after!)  I tried to have some fun with alliteration there but I'm not sure it worked.  Includes wrestling trivia from Sam, failed novel settings from Ben, and a bit of history about Los Angeles' public transit system for your perusal.  Float along with us as we gush over Bob, noir, and cartoons in general, and try not to let Judge Doom give you any nightmares. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matinee-manatees/support

Good morning Shadaloo!  This month we're returning to our roots and sitting through the notorious video-game-to-movie-adaptation Street Fighter, from 1994!  Directed by by Steven de Souza and starring Jean Claude Van Damme, Raul Julia, and about a dozen others, Street Fighter is remembered mostly for being a flop and also for being Julia's final performance, and oh, you guys, it is a magnificent performance.  Float along with the manatees while they discuss streets, fighting, and the lack of both in this weird G.I. Joe lookin' movie based on a fighting game that it has almost nothing to do with.  Have a watch, have a listen, have a nice nap! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matinee-manatees/support

We're back after the holidays with a super-sized three-manatee episode!  This month, in honor of the late great Sean Connery, the manatees are re-watching his last movie, 2003's The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen!  Directed by Stephen Norrington.  It's not great, but does it deserve as bad a reputation as it has?  Float along with us and find out!  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matinee-manatees/support

Season's Greetings, Batmanatees! Anthony is triumphant. Sam finally gives in and watches our favorite Christmas movie, Tim Burton's Batman Returns, starring Michael Keaton, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Danny DeVito. Simultaneously, Anthony usurps Ben's place as co-host of the podcast. Everything is falling into place. The manatees beef with Roger Ebert, plot to bring back Ben as a Catwomantee, and y'all already know who Christoper Walken's Max Shreck reminds us of. Happy Holidays! Come for a float? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matinee-manatees/support

For this year's Scarytober the manatees are watching one of the most notorious sequels to a horror movie in cinematic history: 1977's Exorcist II: The Heretic! Directed by John Boorman and starring Linda Blair, Richard Burton, and Louise Fletcher, Exorcist 2 takes the franchise in a different direction, replacing demons with grasshoppers, exorcists with investigative journalists, and ritual exorcism with punching. The manatees are dumbfounded. Float along with us? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matinee-manatees/support

It's a listener request month!  Luckily our patrons have very good taste and have chosen 1987's The Princess Bride, written by William Goldman, directed by Rob Reiner and starring Robin Wright, Cary Elwes, Mandy Patinkin, and Andre the Giant!  This one's an old favorite, so we went an extra step and actually read a whole book about the making of this movie, and guys?  It's just a really fun hang.  Float along with us, learn about a classic, and please don't forget to vote. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matinee-manatees/support

We're checking out Paul Verhoeven's famous 1997 satire Starship Troopers!  Starring Casper Van Dien (the puppet from Team America), Denise Richards (Tammy from Tammy and the T-Rex), and Dina Meyer (cool lady from Dragonheart), Starship Troopers flopped at the time, but we're convinced a lot of it got missed by audiences.  The manatees discuss propaganda reels, the problem with netflix, bugs and power armor in starcraft and warhammer 40k, and the difference between space fiddles and space violins. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matinee-manatees/support

Do you guys remember Point Break?  Directed by Kathryn Bigelow and starring Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze, and Lori Petty, Point Break is an oft-misremembered classic and directly responsible for one of the top-grossing movie franchises still active right now.  (You'll know which one as soon as you see it.)  Ben tries his flippers at puns, Tony proposes a script edit that would fix the entire third act, everybody has a pretty okay time. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matinee-manatees/support

We're back with an old favorite, 1990's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, directed by Steve Barron and starring Judith Hoag, Elias Koteas, and some very endearing foam-rubber puppet suits.  It's basically an overall silly, nostalgic romp, and we're here for it.  The manatees discuss the logistics of setting up teen cult hideouts, early 2000's fighting games, comic books in general, and the difference in romantic relationships with fish people vs amphibian people. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/matinee-manatees/support