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38 minutes | Jun 14, 2022
MB67 // Public Restrooms, Sharing Toothbrushes, & Liquid Soap
This episode gets weird (and gross) as Lauren and Bree discuss whether their stances on sitting on toilets in public restrooms and sharing toothbrushes with their significant others. For the agreement, they explain twhy liquid soap is superior to bar soap.
64 minutes | May 16, 2022
MB66 // Design Flaws, Oreos, & The Dark (w/ Special Analysis by DJ)
Hello again! This week, the master//baters discuss the biggest design flaws that are their personal hell, the best way to eat Oreos, and their stance on possibly the oldest fear in the book... THE DARK. Special analysis provided by the one and only DJ, who chimes in with his thoughts here & there as he pleases (apologies - we know he can be difficult to hear, but that's the price of hanging out with cool guy, baby! Chill vibes were not going to be interrupted). Enjoy!
59 minutes | May 3, 2022
MB65 // Top Sheets, Packing, & Lighting
Welcome back! This week, Lauren & Bree discuss the ins and outs of the perfect mattress sheet set up before moving onto how many underwear is enough underwear to pack for a 3-day trip. For the agreement, they discuss home lighting and their stance on the lamp versus ceiling light saga.
79 minutes | Apr 7, 2022
MB64 // Milk, Fried Fish Condiments, & Putting on Pants
Welcome back! This week, Lauren & Bree debate the elite type of milk before getting into which condiment(s) pair best with fried fish (just in time for Lent, which, we don't participate in but will happily support local fish fry's!!!!). For the agreement, they discuss the proper way to put on pants when it comes to the button/zipper situation.
76 minutes | Mar 21, 2022
MB63 // Doors or Wheels, Coffee Orders, & Escalators
We meet again, lil 'baters! This week, Lauren & Bree throw their hats into the endless "Are there more doors in the world or more wheels in the world?" debate, before diving into their own personal coffee orders. For the agreement, they discuss if they are standers or walkers on escalators/other people-moving devices (like those cool runways at the airport!).
59 minutes | Mar 2, 2022
MB62 // Popcorn Flavor, Fight, Flight, or Freeze, & Hot or Iced Coffee
Welcome back! This week, listen to Lauren & Bree debate the best popcorn flavor before switching gears and discussing whether they consider themselves to be fight, flight, or freeze people. For the agreement, they talk about their coffee temperature preferences.
57 minutes | Feb 15, 2022
MB61 // Best Noodle, Al Dente or Nah, & Bread with Pasta
Welcome back to yet another food-related master//baters episode! This week, Lauren & Bree tackle some hot-button issues facing the pasta-loving community, like.. What's the best nood(le)? Do you like your pasta cooked al dente or nah? For the agreement, they discuss how they eat various bread with one of their favorite Italian dishes.
86 minutes | Feb 2, 2022
MB60 // Middle v. End Piece, Real v. Fake Plants, & Disney v. Nick v. Cartoon Network
THANK YOU FOR 60 FUN-FILLED EPISODES!!!!! In this biweek's episode, Lauren & Bree havde a heated discussion about the superiority of their favorites across a few different topics. Things start off with middle versus end pieces of food (of course there's another food debate in this episode - is anyone surprised?) before getting into real or fake plants for their homes. For the agreement, they reminisce over the golden age of kid's tv while deciding who is the true OG - Disney, Nickelodeon, or Cartoon Network.
91 minutes | Jan 17, 2022
MB59 // Weird Smells, Lohan or Bynes, & Self Care Tasks
Welcome back to another episode of your favorite show, with your favorite hosts! This week, Lauren & Bree talk about their favorite weird smells and debate the iconic (and to be honest, at times, infamous) careers of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes. For the agreement, they discuss their least favorite personal maintenance task (noting again here for clarity that they DO indeed still do the task, but that doesn't mean they have to like it!).
85 minutes | Jan 4, 2022
MB58 // Cheese, Deodorant, & Washing Your Legs
Happy New Year, lil 'baters! This episode features Lauren & Bree debating their favorite cheese and the best kind of deodorant. For the agreement, they discuss the insane phenomena of people... apparently not washing their legs in the shower?! There's also no shortage of random tangents (and idiocracy) in this episode, as always. Enjoy!
51 minutes | Dec 21, 2021
MB57 // Winter Extravaganza Vol. 2
Welcome back for the 2nd installment of the master//baters winter extravaganza! Since you're back here again, we think it's safe to say that you actually listening to us talk about random shit then inevitably going off on tangents because for some reason you're doing it willingly. We must be doing something right. Enjoy!
61 minutes | Nov 30, 2021
MB56 // ASMR, Vision, & Slippers
On this week's episode, Lauren & Bree give their takes on ASMR and explain why they do or don't like it, before moving on to discuss whether theyre team glasses or team contacts. For the agreement, they start off by talking about the best kind of slipper: open or closed back, but, in typical master//baters fashion, they trail off into some weird tangent about old fashion giants making their comeback(s).
76 minutes | Nov 15, 2021
MB55 // Leftovers for Breakfast, Sweets, & Procrastination
On this week's episode, Lauren & Bree debate their stances on having (lunch/dinner) leftovers for breakfast and just how much of a sweet tooth they have. For the agreement, they discuss the perils of living a procrastinator's lifestyle.
51 minutes | Nov 1, 2021
MB54 // Uh.. Salads?!
Welcome back! Please enjoy this salad themed episode, because why not? Do you cook your salad toppings? Do you enjoy crunchy things on your salad? The agreement features Bree & Lauren claiming their stance on the fruits v. veggies debate. Have a fantastic 2 weeks, lil 'baters! :)
101 minutes | Oct 18, 2021
MB53 // Fire Stick of Roku, Cottage Cheese/Yogurt, & Social Media Famous
Join Lauren & Bree for this week's debates on the best smart tv remote (Fire Stick or Roku) and their taste bud's opinions on cottage cheese and yogurt. For the agreement, they discuss which social media platform they would most like to be famous on, if they had to choose.
70 minutes | Oct 4, 2021
MB52 // Purse or Backpack, Designer Fashion, & Crickets or Ticks
Welcome to the first bi-weekly episode! This week, Lauren & Bree debate whether they prefer purses or backpacks and whether designer fashion is worth it. For the agreement, they discuss if they would rather eat 1,000 crickets or hold 100 ticks in their mouths for 1 minute.
60 minutes | Sep 20, 2021
MB51 // Rainbows or Clouds, Fish, & Dog Kisses
Welcome back to another week of lovely, random debates, lil 'baters! This week's episode marks a major announcement.... Due to, well, life, master//baters will be moving to a bi-weekly podcast publishing schedule. While we are sad that we'll be talking to you all less, we have life things to handle, and until y'all make us famous enough to be able to podcast full-time, this is our reality. Yay adulting! In this week's episode, Lauren & Bree debate if they would rather be able to slide down rainbows or jump on clouds and if fish are aware that they are indeed wet. For the agreement, they discuss the chaotic lifestyle that people who allow their dogs to lick their mouths live. See y'all October 4th, where we will officially kick off spooky szn! 👻
85 minutes | Sep 13, 2021
MB50 // HODGEPODGE
HAPPY 50TH EPISODE LIL 'BATERS!!!!! This episode is more conversational because we know how much you all wish you were in the room with us recording every week to give your take on our topics! We covered a bunch of random things that we didn't feel like had enough to them to deserve to be a part of their own episodes, but still deserved our opinions to be put on record for them. We hope y'all enjoy our chaotic ass ramble session for this incredible 50th episode milestone! THANK YOU FOR 50 WEEKS OF NONSENSE - WE LOVE YOU!
61 minutes | Aug 30, 2021
MB49 // Best Sport to Watch, Bread or Rice, & Stripes or Polka Dots
This week, Lauren & Bree have a lengthy debate about the best sport to watch before moving onto which they could never give up: bread or rice? For the agreement, they discuss the better pattern: stripes or polka dots?
63 minutes | Aug 23, 2021
MB48 // Last Meal, Parking, & Underwear
Welcome back to another week of life's most pressing debates! Lauren & Bree talk about what they would want for their last meal, then move on to whether they pull in or back in to parking spaces. For the agreement, they discuss whether or not they fold their underwear.
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