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Mary and Sally reassure a listener who doesnt feel horny. Then, they die premature deaths from laughing at the suggestion that they are carefree. Marys boyfriend gives Xanga user new Xeden advice from the male perspective.---SIGN UP FOR PATREONSupport the show to get access to exclusive zines, prints, paintings, newsletters, and more!https://www.patreon.com/maryhoulihan---PLEASE SUBSCRIBE/RATE US on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.MARY HOULIHANS LIL PODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/mary-houlihans-lil-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mary is joined by Senator Amy Klobuchar, who thought she was going to be on a more popular podcast. The Senator reads Mary to filth before having to leave to go to the NYC Transit Museum.(Featuring Julia Claire as Amy Klobuchar)---SIGN UP FOR PATREONSupport the show to get access to exclusive zines, prints, paintings, newsletters, and more!https://www.patreon.com/maryhoulihan---PLEASE SUBSCRIBE/RATE US on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.MARY HOULIHANS LIL PODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/mary-houlihans-lil-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mary is joined by Senator Cory Booker in what would be his last campaign appearance before dropping out of the Democratic Primary. Corys erratic behavior, allegations of phone hacking, and unhealthy fixation with Eric Andre leave Mary deeply concerned.(Featuring Dan Arnes as Cory Booker and Taylor Garron as Rosario Dawson)---SIGN UP FOR PATREONSupport the show to get access to exclusive zines, prints, paintings, newsletters, and more!https://www.patreon.com/maryhoulihan---PLEASE SUBSCRIBE/RATE US on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.MARY HOULIHANS LIL PODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/mary-houlihans-lil-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mary and Sally give advice on whether or not you should tweet about your toxic ex. Then, Savannah wants to know the most ~*glamorous*~ way to be sick in bed. A listener has a milk problem.---SIGN UP FOR PATREONSupport the show to get access to exclusive zines, prints, paintings, newsletters, and more!https://www.patreon.com/maryhoulihan---PLEASE SUBSCRIBE/RATE US on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.MARY HOULIHANS LIL PODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/mary-houlihans-lil-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ben Plant and Tiberius Wango are two crazy-a$$ white boiz who host the massively popular the cool guys podcast (boasting over a million billion subscribers and a zillion billion dollars every month) where they talk about all kindsa shit that happened in culture and shit this week and also sometimes last week. This week, they discuss Uncut Gems, Tiberiuss trip to the half of Ibiza that his dad owns, and this crazy-ass new show called Nurse Jackie.---SIGN UP FOR PATREONSupport the show to get access to exclusive zines, prints, paintings, newsletters, and more!https://www.patreon.com/maryhoulihan---PLEASE SUBSCRIBE/RATE US on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.MARY HOULIHANS LIL PODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/mary-houlihans-lil-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

50% Angel, 50% Devil Pt. 7 (w/ Sally Burtnick)---SIGN UP FOR PATREONSupport the show to get access to exclusive zines, prints, paintings, newsletters, and more!https://www.patreon.com/maryhoulihan---PLEASE SUBSCRIBE/RATE US on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.MARY HOULIHANS LIL PODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/mary-houlihans-lil-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the third installment of the Big Podcast Audition, Mary and Sefa call one lucky guest about their cosmic idea for a podcast! This weeks guest, James, reads horoscopes for Mary and Sefa along with todays hottest celebrities! Whoopi! Timothe! Serena! Vin! And more!---SIGN UP FOR PATREONSupport the show to get access to exclusive zines, prints, paintings, newsletters, and more!https://www.patreon.com/maryhoulihan---PLEASE SUBSCRIBE/RATE US on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.MARY HOULIHANS LIL PODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/mary-houlihans-lil-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This generation's greatest advice show, "50% Angel, 50% Devil," returns for its 6th installment! Mary & Sally answer a wide range of listener submitted questions, from how do you get cool" to "if you should get Botox?"---SIGN UP FOR PATREONSupport the show to get access to exclusive zines, prints, paintings, newsletters, and more!https://www.patreon.com/maryhoulihan---PLEASE SUBSCRIBE/RATE US on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.MARY HOULIHANS LIL PODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/mary-houlihans-lil-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up, what-the-heckers, what-the-hecknauts, what the heckies? Maggie (age 10) comes over to the garage to talk Star Wars, the yummiest pizza, best friends, a bar mitzvah, and more. This episode is brought to you by Pizza. BOOMER LIVES!---SIGN UP FOR PATREONSupport the show to get access to exclusive zines, prints, paintings, newsletters, and more!https://www.patreon.com/maryhoulihan---PLEASE SUBSCRIBE/RATE US on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.MARY HOULIHANS LIL PODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/mary-houlihans-lil-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Its like Oprah Super Soul Podcast, only better! Mary talks with comedian and Twitter sensation, Rob Whisman! They discuss his mental health journey, how Jordan Peele movies kept him alive, and whether or not everyone was bullied as a kid.---SIGN UP FOR PATREONSupport the show to get access to exclusive zines, prints, paintings, newsletters, and more!https://www.patreon.com/maryhoulihan---PLEASE SUBSCRIBE/RATE US on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.MARY HOULIHANS LIL PODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/mary-houlihans-lil-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

911? Theres an emergency! A FASHION emergency! And the only people for the job? Are the Fashion Patrol! Mary joins two incredible fashionistos, Angelino Jolie (Tony Zaret) and Candle (Max Wittert) to talk about the hottest and the NOTTEST looks of the past week!---SIGN UP FOR PATREONSupport the show to get access to exclusive zines, prints, paintings, newsletters, and more!https://www.patreon.com/maryhoulihan---PLEASE SUBSCRIBE/RATE US on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.MARY HOULIHANS LIL PODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/mary-houlihans-lil-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Marys third installment of the Beauty Parlor includes part time comedian and full time beauty, Fareeha Khan! Fareeha talks about beauty standards, Indian culture in the media and they even take questions from some fans! Tune in pretty people!---SIGN UP FOR PATREONSupport the show to get access to exclusive zines, prints, paintings, newsletters, and more!https://www.patreon.com/maryhoulihan---PLEASE SUBSCRIBE/RATE US on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.MARY HOULIHANS LIL PODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/mary-houlihans-lil-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For her second installment of the Beauty Parlor, Mary sits down with comedian and friend of the pod, Tim Platt! While the focus does revolve around beauty (inside and out!), Tim and Mary also talk about their feelings on dogs in public and they read stranger's tweets in Mary's longest episode yet!---SIGN UP FOR PATREONSupport the show to get access to exclusive zines, prints, paintings, newsletters, and more!https://www.patreon.com/maryhoulihan---PLEASE SUBSCRIBE/RATE US on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.MARY HOULIHANS LIL PODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/mary-houlihans-lil-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For her first installment of the Beauty Parlor, Mary sits down with musician, writer, and embroiderer (wow!), Austin Blake Mays, to discuss inner beauty, outer beauty and everything in-between. Austin takes beauty quizzes, gives out some beauty tips, and reveals how many dates he went on this past summer.------SIGN UP FOR PATREONSupport the show to get access to exclusive zines, prints, paintings, newsletters, and more!https://www.patreon.com/maryhoulihan---PLEASE SUBSCRIBE/RATE US on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.MARY HOULIHANS LIL PODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/mary-houlihans-lil-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mary is BACK with her hit improv musical podcast series THREE CHICKIES! Sachi Ezura, Dan Arnes, and Darian Lusk (on the keys) join Mary to sing about the stuff thats on their mind: dads that are coaches, whether they were sport or art kids, cool Catholic schools, their fake boyfriends, and Oppa Shakespeare Style. Listen & sing along, Chickies!---SIGN UP FOR PATREONSupport the show to get access to exclusive zines, prints, paintings, newsletters, and more!https://www.patreon.com/maryhoulihan---PLEASE SUBSCRIBE/RATE US on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.MARY HOULIHANS LIL PODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/mary-houlihans-lil-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to Marys Musical Improv Show, Three Chickies!Rachel Pegram, Steve DeSiena, and Darian Lusk (on the keys) join Mary to sing about the stuff thats on their mind: the dreams they had last night, Mondays, where they want to get buried, being 31, wanting more robots, fixing the subway, a sunscreen outage in New York City, ros Tuesdays, and wanting to be a cloud.Listen & sing along, Chickies!---SIGN UP FOR PATREONSupport the show to get access to exclusive zines, prints, paintings, newsletters, and more!https://www.patreon.com/maryhoulihan---PLEASE SUBSCRIBE/RATE US on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.MARY HOULIHANS LIL PODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/mary-houlihans-lil-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the second installment of the Big Podcast Audition, Mary and Sefa speak with JV, a musician from Cleveland. In JVs idea for a podcast, This Next One is New One, Mary and Sefa tell them what theyd like JV to make a song about and the result is truly magical.---SIGN UP FOR PATREONSupport the show to get access to exclusive zines, prints, paintings, newsletters, and more!https://www.patreon.com/maryhoulihan---PLEASE SUBSCRIBE/RATE US on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.MARY HOULIHANS LIL PODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/mary-houlihans-lil-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This generation's greatest advice show, "50% Angel, 50% Devil," returns for its 5th installment! Mary & Sally answer a wide range of listener submitted questions, from "when do you cut your beard" to "why can't I punch hard in my dreams?"---SIGN UP FOR PATREONSupport the show to get access to exclusive zines, prints, paintings, newsletters, and more!https://www.patreon.com/maryhoulihan---PLEASE SUBSCRIBE/RATE US on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.MARY HOULIHANS LIL PODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/mary-houlihans-lil-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This generation's greatest advice show, "50% Angel, 50% Devil," returns for its 4th installment! Mary & Sally answer a wide range of listener submitted questions, from "how do I tell my 18-year old sister to stop getting dumb tattoos" to "is cheating a normal thing now?"---SIGN UP FOR PATREONSupport the show to get access to exclusive zines, prints, paintings, newsletters, and more!https://www.patreon.com/maryhoulihan---PLEASE SUBSCRIBE/RATE US on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.MARY HOULIHANS LIL PODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/mary-houlihans-lil-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Podcasting is an art that takes a lifetime to master. Luckily, Mary & Sally did it in like, an hour. So now they're hitting the phones and helping listeners develop THEIR podcast ideas. First up, Christopher from Brownsville, TX pitches his show "WHAT IS THIS?" (alt: Woah-Man, Explain That!).---SIGN UP FOR PATREONSupport the show to get access to exclusive zines, prints, paintings, newsletters, and more!https://www.patreon.com/maryhoulihan---PLEASE SUBSCRIBE/RATE US on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts.MARY HOULIHANS LIL PODCAST IS A FOREVER DOG PODCASThttps://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/mary-houlihans-lil-podcast/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices