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Married With Chickens
60 minutes | May 19, 2021
Davida got her first shot, old people, bulk wine purchase, Italians, Jews, and racists at bars
Davida finally got her vaccine. How do we want to be buried/cremated? Peeing on stingray stings, does that actually work? And the cat that was stuck in our basement.
83 minutes | Mar 10, 2021
Davida recounts the holdup, ruptured eardrums, stock market losses, racist Dr. Seuss and the Royal Family
We get the holdup story from Davida herself on this pod as well as the last time she had a gun pulled on her that resulted in a ruptured eardrum. Also, we discuss her stock market losses as well as the racist past of Dr. Suess (not a real doctor). Oh and Piers Morgan is […]
57 minutes | Mar 3, 2021
Fancy chicken coops, Davida was mugged, Self selecting jobs, Maid-Rite, How has COVID changed you?
The neighbors up the hill are really flexing with their fancy chicken coops. Oh, and Davida had a gun thrust into her face at the local Shell station.
48 minutes | Dec 10, 2020
Damn it’s dry, Jeniffer’s fall, Thanksgiving feast, dog attack and Dave Chappelle
The winds of Santa Ana are blowing again, so there’s fires and my hands are really dry. The neighbor’s dog tried to eat the Amazon delivery driver. Oh, and Dave Chapelle is kind of a whinny brat.
59 minutes | Nov 25, 2020
Flashing cars, Chicken Updates, Water Glassing, Preppers, and Jeniffer’s Theme song
We got some more chickens from a prepper in town. We also got her Sanford-and-Son coop. We’re still in self imposed quarantine waiting for Thanksgiving… so close. Also, we debut Jeniffer’s theme song, So turn it up!
50 minutes | Nov 18, 2020
Coyote Hunting, The Witcher, Dutch Doors, Hunkering Down again, Mary Tyler Moore, and Theme Songs
I’m working on Jeniffer’s theme song. We’re a little low energy this go but if you listen, you’ll know why. It’s been a rough month.
65 minutes | Nov 3, 2020
Gold Rings, Sunny is Dead, Politics, Pentecostal Paramedics, and Goop
Well… we lost our beloved Sunny. Turns out the other chickens might be happier because of it. Oh and there’s an election combined with an overall feeling of dread hanging in the air. Looks like we picked the wrong week to quit drinking…
65 minutes | Aug 17, 2020
Weed Gummies and Coffee are the Suburban Housewife’s Speedball. Oh, and Rat Infestations.
Rats have been having a field day with our garden. Some have not been so lucky. And casual Midwest racism is alive and used to be taught in school.
57 minutes | Jul 20, 2020
Madeline gets Married, Devil’s Elbow, Don Williams, and John Cougar Mellencampp has no idea how to eat a hot dog.
Well, someone made an honest woman of Madeline. That’s a thing people still say right? Anyway, we drove and camped to avoid various potential COVID-19 vectors (aka family members). Some people take this seriously some… not so much.
60 minutes | Jun 2, 2020
All Power to the People, La Mesa is Burning, Home Barbershop, Chicken Swings
Well, the protest here in La Mesa led to some banks being burned down to the ground, Target, Walmart, and a couple local businesses were looted. Meanwhile COVID-19 has given me some odd hairstyles (Jeniffer made me look like Lloyd Christmas).
57 minutes | Jan 15, 2020
Meditation Music, Indians vs Native Americans, Muppets, Platypus Venom and What Marsupial Are You?
Why doesn’t meditation music sound strange to western ears? What do you call the indigenous people of the United States?
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