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On this episode, I talk about veterans who buy obscene amounts of coffee creamer, the gameshow called Supermarket Sweep, and when I was shirtless, and car alarms were going off at Lowe's. Good Times.

Shane Braman joins me on this episode and we discuss the Deli Section, taboo music, Pumpkin Jesus, and a very bizarre choice regarding the petting of ungulates.

What are the two worst places on Earth? You guessed it! The internet and the supermarket! See what happens when two craptacular forces collide in episode 4!

Episode #3 - The Parking Lot: This is where the madness begins! We discuss the Perfect Parking Spot Posse, the Waiters, the Vapers, The Scrollers, and more!

In this episode, special guest Shane Braman joins me as we discuss the new rules for grocery shopping during these challenging/unprecedented/difficult times, and how we want some of these rules implemented forever. We also cover toilet paper hoarding, one-way aisles, oldo shopping hours, skeevy masks, and bringing your entire family shopping with you. And then, there's roller girl.  

On the premier episode, I talk about the genesis of my vitriol towards grocery shopping, Glen Danzig, Elf on the Shelf, scratch ticket losers, my mother, and more!