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Do speakerphone calls annoy the heck out of you? How do we end the madness? Plus, hugging is great but only for women, and you ready to rock a black wedding dress.

The couple that never met in person has divorced. The world is mourning! Plus, guy sets record for eating more Big Mac's than any human being and Marcus is jealous.

Sandy didn't get hit on in Vegas, but her food did? Plus, neighborhood wars over parking spots, and why men should never, ever, plan a family vacation.

Ah the struggle when you want to support your family but also eat lots of pizza. Plus, she's doing at 80 what we can't do at 40.

Marcus and Jason are put to the test when Sandy asks them questions everyone should know about their partner 6 months into a relationship. Plus, how to we get someone to upgrade from a Jitterbug phone?

If a guy spends hours helping you out with something, he's def into you, right? Plus, bridal party costs are out of control, and what to do when you forget someone's name for the 17th time.

Sandy is in a relationship, but the guy doesn't know it yet. Plus, Jason turns 40 today... can find something positive in that, please? Also, I'm getting too old to be helping you move.

It was an emotional, raw, real, and joyous day on the Marcus & Sandy show when Sandy made her big announcement. Plus, Marcus barely made it through Mother's Day alive.

Marcus thought his daughter was covering Mother's Day this year. Woops! Plus, how to squeeze in a work out at work in the most embarrassing ways possible.

The Bay Area is shrinking, and fast! Plus, Sandy is changing her Mother's Day plan for her parents, but they don't know it yet. We'll get them on the phone and... hope this goes well!

Why do we screw this up every year? It's so easy! Plus, insane dude climbs the largest sky scraper in the state...for his Instagram? ...and you know you are getting old when you get excited about new garbage cans from the garbage company.

Meet the nations best grocery bagger. Woah, that's a thing? Plus, the absolute most brutal way to get caught cheating with the nanny.

Single guys are not doing themselves any favors by acting like this. Plus, things get awkward with Sandy in the surgery room, and Marcus' daughter is becoming him, and it's scary.

What are your biggest wedding regrets/cheap outs? Don't worry you can fix it the second time around! Plus, Sandy made the mistake of looking at reviews for possible apartment buildings she wants to move to, and Only Fans model makes so much money her parents moved in with her.

Do you use the bathroom in front of your partner? Are you mad if you want to, and they don't? Plus, Marcus has a very strict no shoes rule, so don't test him, and all the parents out there are really missing things from their life before kids.

Turning 40, and it's time to get abs! Plus, if you work from home, beware of your neighbors asking you to help deliver a bed.

Couples decides their last name by coin flip? Marcus is upset he didn't think of this himself. Plus, Sandy sees her therapist IRL and it's... strange. Plus, I didn't drink, I'm not spending 100 bucks on this meal!

Getting all your dietary advice on social media? You should be concerned. Plus, Sandy has a very 420 Uber Eats moment.

Ready to settle in for a nap on that long international flight? Sorry time to sing! Plus, IG is so fake but you already knew that. ...and how to do a bomb wedding on the cheap.

Marcus' daughter just announced she's vegan and now he needs help. Phase or nah? Plus, we are ready for a 4 day work week and a 3 hour lunch.