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In the thirty-ninth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S07E35 of COPS. NYC police get some 'unfounded calls', officers respond to a suicide call and instead find something else, and a suspect gets a bit too affectionate with his distraught mom. We also talk about Mike's new daughter, stupid pouched coffee, and play a horrible borrowed round of "would you rather?". ----- The best mullet of the week: Sgt. Dan Nicholson ----- The best mustache of the week: Lt. Mario de la Vega ----- The trashbag of the week: lawnchair wheelchair guy ----- BONUS: The crying mother ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In this special episode of MAKTAC, Kyle and guest host Brandon Mackey talk about S19E18 of COPS. While Mike is away we talk about a man who can "break these cuffs", a shed-dwelling hillbilly, and a crack-swallowing bummer who doesn't want to get arrested. We also talk about real life police experiences, the cultural impact of COPS, and reminisce about younger times. ----- The best mullet of the week: The guy in the shed ----- The best mustache of the week: Ofc. Evan Rosenthal ----- The trashbag of the week: the crack-snacker ----- BONUS: "I could break these cuffs" ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the thirty-eighth (and a half unofficial) episode of MAKTAC, we catch up after a long pause to release our first-ever video & audio show! We may not be talking COPS, but watch us sweat our way through a chat about our annual trip to the Louisville TADPOG Prom, an eventful Gatorade survey, Jeopardy! auditions, and give some more hints about our developing DLR project. If you can't (or don't want to) watch, the audio episode is available (as usual) on all places where you cast your pods. Cheers, criminals!

In the thirty-eighth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S22E09 of COPS. The world's sweatiest man gets arrested in a trunk, a Floridian fiasco keeps officers busy, and a Californian stoner totally forgets about his machete. We also talk about news pretzels, an audio sketch we did for The Lost At Home Podcast, and our upcoming trek to Louisville for The TADPOG Prom. ----- The trashbag of the week: oops, all of them ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the thirty-seventh episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S19E24 of COPS. Boston police throat-grab some runaway suspects, a bunch of dopes throw bottles at cars, and Palm Spring officers try to bait a pedophile with an adult woman. We also talk about our David Lee Roth plans, Mike makes an official announcement, and we test out an old wive's tale. ----- The best mullet of the week: the throat-grab recipient ----- The best mustache of the week: Sgt. Brian Anderson ----- The trashbag of the week: oops we screwed it up ----- BONUS: the world's largest binoculars ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the thirty-sixth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S28E11 of COPS. Kansas City drunkards attempt to evade a DUI, a car full of heroin-chic hipsters can't outsmart a drug dog, and Richland City officers pull drugs out of guy's clenched butt. We also talk about climbing a terrifying statue in Birmingham, why Atlanta was unimpressive, and Mike churns out T-shirt slogans. ----- The best mullet of the week: the handlebar hustler ----- The best mustache of the week: Sen. Dep. Adrian Thompson ----- The trashbag of the week: the mumbly H&M girl ----- BONUS: Josh's Ray Bans ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the thirty-fifth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S05E13 of COPS. We follow Colorado officers as they arrest a group of gun-toting teens, recover stolen cash from a waterbed, and try to get to the bottom of a topless lady in the street. We also talk about marital sleeping habits, fruit-flavored alcohol, and sample an obscenely-flavored vocal cord spray. ----- The best mullet of the week: the convenience store crook ----- The best mustache of the week: Ofc. Manny Mauri ----- The trashbag of the week: The Bat-Boobed Broad ----- BONUS: singer spray ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the thirty-fourth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S15E08 of COPS. Albuquerque officers bait thieves with a Mercedes-Benz bicycle, a soft-spoken hardware smuggler gums her way through an arrest, and a solicitor (almost) gets more than he bargained for. We also talk about watching a woman knock down a light pole, fear-farts in a car wash, and Burlington Coat Factory. ----- The best mullet of the week: "Well that's disgustin'" guy ----- The best mustache of the week: Sgt. Kypps Poliard ----- The trashbag of the week: Maryanne ----- BONUS: the Benz bike ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the thirty-third episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S13E33 of COPS. A high-speed chase ends with a low-speed takedown, Beefcake McGee dominates a home intruder, and a man's bones (probably) powder after flipping his car doing 100mph. We also talk about Tangerine Dream, an explosive kerfuffle between some neighbors, and speculate on the origin of roadside shoes. ----- The best mullet of the week: Beefcake McGee ----- The best mustache of the week: Dep. J. Gilchrist ----- The trashbag of the week: Mr. Bag o'Bones ----- BONUS: Irma ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the thirty-second episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S02E04 of COPS. We say goodbye to John Bunnell's Portland episodes with a multi-day narcotics sting, a unspecified "Texas Treat", and a barely-legal scared straight strategy. We also talk about gross logs, meeting Sum 41, and a profitable fajita heist. ----- The best mullet of the week: The father of the year ----- The best mustache of the week: Soft Spoken Beardo® ----- The trashbag of the week: John Bunnell ----- BONUS: Terrified straight  ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the thirty-first episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S15E05 of COPS. An inebriated man drives a pickup truck through a brick wall, an undercover officer takes a Bourbon Street sting too far, and a homeless IT amateur tweaks out in front of a NAPA Auto Parts. We also talk about gooey seafood, Wes Anderson, and getting a hangover from Icing someone else. ----- The best mullet of the week: Shaky Hand Speedy ----- The best mustache of the week: Det. Steve Williams ----- The trashbag of the week: toothless brick-man ----- BONUS: Shaky Hand Speedy's computer parts collection ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the thirtieth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S19E12 of COPS. A Kansan criminal's girlfriend nearly takes a sledgehammer to the face, an underage dummy tries to eat weed in front of officers, and a Florida woman tailspins into bad performance art. We also talk about binging reality TV, what our favorite games are, and then have a one-sided Nelson singalong. ----- The best mullet of the week: hungry hungry weed man ----- The best mustache of the week: the sledge-wielding bondsman ----- The trashbag of the week: Iggy Pop in a wig ----- BONUS: the Nelson Twins, Ice Cold Beer, and the DUI queen ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the twenty-ninth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S05E08 of COPS. Denver officers crash into each other pursuing a suspect, a dismal situation gets worse on a second story balcony, and a freestyling narcotics unit pulls off multiple stings. We also talk about Tamagotchis, basement bathrooms, and lepidopterophobia. ----- The best mullet of the week: the unnamed ATF officer ----- The best mustache of the week: Officer(s) Weathersby and Campbell ----- The trashbag of the week: the rat-tailed mullet man ----- BONUS: Travis Junior's dead-ringer ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In today's unofficial episode of MAKTAC, we take a roadtrip to Louisville, Kentucky and recorded during three days on-the-go. We talk about Bamboozled Beans, wind turbine farms, and the Sloppy Manure Capital of Indiana. We also try some insanely spicy hot sauce (courtesy of Micah Purdue), take a shot of Malört with the TADPOG podcast, and reflect on the weekend during the long drive home. TADPOG podcast: www.tadpog.com ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the twenty-eighth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S13E40 of COPS. Missouri police go pig wranglin', a miniature woman's parrot attacks, Floridian seniors need some gator removal, and a front yard python baffles the neighborhood. We also talk about a questionable FedEx mixup, The SNL Experience, and our upcoming trip to Louisville. ----- The best mullet of the week: the slippery hog ----- The best mustache of the week: Trapper Dillon ----- The trashbag of the week: the ambushing parrot ----- BONUS: bird lady ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the twenty-seventh episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S03E19 of COPS. New Jersey officers bait teenagers into stealing VCRs, oddly clothed cops and criminals face off, and a rain-walking supermarket robber gets bagged. We also talk about nostalgic 90s UK electronica, Tonya Harding's cough-filled sex tape, and Mike shares a post-bar confrontation story. ----- The best mullet of the week: Radical shorts cop ----- The best mustache of the week: Ofc. Andrew Lancellotti ----- The trashbag of the week: The cigarette thief ----- BONUS: The fashionable VCR crook ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the twenty-sixth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S15E21 of COPS. A nearly-nude molester poops his pants, a stab wound victim worries his son was kidnapped, and a "missing" child is found hiding behind a dumpster. We also talk about seeing movies alone, theatre patrons with poor bathroom hygiene, and we take some listener emails. ----- The best mullet of the week: Poopy David Crosby ----- The best mustache of the week: Deputy Roman Pluimer ----- The trashbag of the week: Poopy David Crosby (double duty) ----- BONUS: Officer Nicholas Cage ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch

In the twenty-fifth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S29E7 of COPS. An erratically naked meth-man "yessurrs" his way into a beekeepers bonnet, an officer pulls multiple bags of weed out of a guy's butt, and a traffic stop goes from zero to sixty in record time. We also talk about marital name changes, post-halloween costumes, and our shared trip to Detroit. ----- The best mullet of the week: Us. We didn't have one. ----- The best mustache of the week: Corporal Michael Vigil ----- The trashbag of the week: Richard, king of the dong ----- BONUS: Malort ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch  

In the twenty-fourth episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S8E38 of COPS. An undercover officer's K9 destroys a meth seller, a blisteringly drunk guy cries his way out of trouble, and a sexual predator takes a well deserved sucker-punch to the face. We also talk about Mike's near-death experience, a creepy Walmart hitchhiker, and our Halloween costume plans. ----- The best mullet of the week: barfy blonde boy ----- The best mustache of the week: Ofc. Bump Willis ----- The trashbag of the week: the creep ----- BONUS: that Vlassic crunch ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch  

In the twenty-third episode of MAKTAC, we talk about S11E13 of COPS. A Georgian officer maces a man behind a pink house, a driver enjoys some ice cream while police investigate his van, and a roof dweller tries to murder an imaginary person. We also talk about Jamie Lee Curtis, stealing cups from a festival, and run a joke into the ground. Citrus Crenshaw count: 82 ----- The best mullet of the week: Ofc. Rick Lewis ----- The best mustache of the week: Ofc. Jeff Crenshaw ----- The trashbag of the week: Rodney the rock thrower ----- BONUS: The ice cream man ----- Subscribe and apprehend every episode on iTunes Follow our hot pursuit on Twitter @MAKTACpodcast Process our mugshots on Instagram @MAKTACpodcast Like our criminal record on Facebook @MAKTACpodcast Send an APB to MAKTACpodcast@gmail.com Read the reports at MAKTAC.com Call the MAKTAC dispatch center at (847) 744-6911 ----- Show announcer: Mike "NewsMike" McKay Show hosts: Mike Dolan and Kyle Brauch