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Make Westeros Great Again: A Game of Thrones Podcast

24 Episodes

48 minutes | May 9, 2019
Daenerys Can't Hardly Wait
Are you worried about your money in the market? You're in luck. Kevin and Andrew have the system for you to double, triple, or maybe even quadruple your money by betting on Game of Thrones. It's not gambling. It's an investment. With two episodes remaining, join the fellas as they break down the endgame and about how Tormund Giantsbane is pretty much like Ethan Embry in 1998. 
50 minutes | May 2, 2019
Mormont Suicide Squeeze Scores the Run
The fellas are back to recap Season 8, Episode 3, "The Long Night." They kick it off with some pretty serious wild fire hot takes, get into some "It is Known" predictions, and square off on what is going to happen in King's Landing the rest of this season. They also induct a few fallen soldiers into the Hall of Fame and induct a few listeners into the Book of Brothers. Grab some Dornish Wine, and join us as we Make Westeros Great Again. 
42 minutes | Apr 22, 2019
Investigating the Valyrian Steel Dossier
Season 8, Episode 2 "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms" is over and everyone is going to die. Just like the characters in the show, our heroes--Kevin and Andrew--gather around the fire, consume some wine, and contemplate their mortality as death marches. But mostly they tell some above average jokes and do a little gambling. The fellas also predict whether each character will survive next week's Battle of Winterfell. Smoke 'em while you got 'em, next week is going to be a bloodbath.
65 minutes | Apr 17, 2019
Return of the Branslayer
Brothers and sisters, Kevin and Andrew are back with a vengeance to talk about the last season of Game of Thrones. The fellas are glad to be back as the cure for the common lame Game of Thrones recap podcast. Major topics include the MVP of the Episode, power ranking of the reunions, advice on how Daenerys can be friends with Sansa, and then a whole lot of gambling talk. Pour yourself a nice Dornish Red Water and enjoy! 
52 minutes | Aug 29, 2017
Ass-u-me the worst
Andrew and Kevin just watched episode 7 of season 7 "The Dragon and the Wolf." Kevin ranks the most likely candidates to enter the hall of fame this season. Tyene Sand has a shot. The guys also talk about Cersei and Jaime's break-up playlist. Spoiler alert: it includes a lot of Dashboard Confessional. We also pour one out for the homie Little Finger and light a candle for Tormund. We pray he will be found in the wreckage. The lone wolf dies, but the podcast survives.
49 minutes | Aug 22, 2017
Puff goes the magic dragon
Andrew and Kevin have thoughts on Season 7, Episode 6 "Beyond the Wall." The guys finally come around on Jorah. He isn't just for the ladies anymore. Jorah can ball. The guys also talk about the Stark Civil War. No one can sit this fight out. Choose a side. Andrew and Kevin also discuss a more sensible way to decide the fate of the universe: a Space Jam-styled basketball game between the living and the dead. This may not be the bravest podcast around, just the drunkest.
46 minutes | Aug 15, 2017
Eastwatch All-Star Team Edition
The guys are back to talk Season 7 Episode 5 EASTWATCH. There is the normal MVP, Hall of Fame, and Comeback Player of the Year Discussion, and then things turn a bit existential as we question our longstanding Westerosi beliefs now that we know Jon is indeed a true born. We also give the Eastwatch All-Star Squad a few pointers as they head out beyond the wall -- with Ocean's 11 and NFL Quarterbacks as our guide. Come on in, grab a cup of ale from the ping pong table, and let's all Make Westeros Great Again!
45 minutes | Aug 8, 2017
Westerosi Fire Festival
The guys just watched Episode 4 of Season 7, “Spoils of War” and are ready to talk about dragon battles. They discuss the need for regulation of the Westerosi financial system, the Stark children as college archetypes, how Brienne is overrated, how Jaime is dead, and close out with some dagger talk.
48 minutes | Aug 1, 2017
Is Tyrion on the Hot Seat?
  The fellas have some thoughts on Episode 3 of Season 7, “The Queen’s Justice.” Dany’s leadership team is in need of a shakeup, Bran is terrible, and Cersei just tied the series at 3-3. The fellas also introduce two new segments: “Draft Kings” and “Fan Duel.” As always they award an MVP, induct a new name into the Book of Brothers, and give some Wildfire Hot Takes.
50 minutes | Jul 25, 2017
Euron Greyjoy - America's Sweetheart
Andrew and Kevin are back to talk about Episode 2 of Season 7, “STORMBORN.” The fellas talk MVP (Euron, obvi); comeback player of the year; and hall of fame nominees. They also discuss Westerosi baked goods and power rank the top 10 fighters in all of Westeros. They close with America’s favorite podcast segment--“Wildfire Hot Takes” and induct some new folks into the Book of Brothers.
46 minutes | Jul 18, 2017
Episode 14 - Ep. 7.1 Uncle Kraken
The fellas are back to talk about the Season 7 Premiere, DRAGONSTONE, or as we think they should have called it, Uncle Kraken. We talk MVP, Box Score, and other things like that. We also bring in two new segments -- "Royal Gift Guide" (What gift can you give a queen that already has it all?) and "On the Nose Cameos" in light of Ed what's his name's appearance. We have a few cameos that we want to see before this thing is said and done. We also hit some #WILDFIREHOTTAKES and #ITISKNOWNPREDICTIONS in addition to a considerable amount of talk on renewable energy vs. mining in Westeros and which one is bringing more jobs to the country. After all, we're all here to MAKE WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN!  Remember to subscribe and leave a comment and rating on iTunes and tell your friends about the podcast. Seven blessings. 
43 minutes | Jul 11, 2017
Episode 13 - Season 7 Preview plus Hall of Fame
#WinterHasCome? More like #PodcastHasCome! So what if we took a year or so off from the podcast. Nobody complained when Bran was gone for a year doing whatever he was doing. Ok, bad example. But we're back, and we are jacked for GoT Season! We talk a little Season 7 preview, complete with Preseason All-Stars, 6th Man of the Year, MVP and more. We also talk #BookofBros, give some #ItIsKnown predictions, and hit on a few #WildFireHotTakes. Come on in, pour yourself a bit of Dornish Wine, and enjoy making Westeros Great Again with your two pals, Kevin and Andrew. Seven blessings. 
66 minutes | Jun 28, 2016
Episode 12 - Because It Feels Good
The guys are back to talk about the Season Finale of HBO’s 6th Season of Game of Thrones, “The Winds of Winter.” They discuss the epic episode, and honor those that were lost with a discussion about their Hall of Fame chances. There’s also talk of Arya’s chances on Chopped, Varys’ front office management skills, The Seven Pointed Star musical, and the importance of turning off your propane tanks on your grills this summer. There is also a discussion of other types of ravens that could be used to signify important events, and the Old Town Library’s Dewey Decimal System. Not to mention some gambling talk, #WildFireHotTakes, #ItIsKnownPredictions and some new names added to the Book of Brothers. Grab a glass of wine (because it feels good), and join us to  help Make Westeros Great Again!
60 minutes | Jun 21, 2016
Episode 11 - Marry, Flay, Kill
The guys get together to rap about the “Battle of the Bastards” – Episode 9 of HBO’s Game of Thrones. They talk battle plans, comparing Ramsay ‘s game planning skills to Bill Belichick and Jon Snow to a few less than admirable figures. There’s also discussion about Sansa’s motivations, Jon’s Wyatt Earp moment, the effectiveness of parleys in other contexts, and the importance of keeping your dog well fed. They also play America’s favorite family game, “Marry, Flay, Kill” in honor of fallen Ramsay. Grab a jug of sour goat’s milk or your favorite grape water, and join us in our efforts to Make Westeros Great Again!  
51 minutes | Jun 14, 2016
Episode 10 - Trial by Mario Kart
Kevin and Andrew return to talk HBO's Game of Thrones, Season 6, Episode 8 ("No One"). There is talk of Arya's decision not quite living up to LeBron's decision, Trial by Combat replacement ideas, Dany's struggling babysitter, Tyrion's vineyard, and much more. Plus, the fellas as joined by the one and only "Jimmy the Braavosi" to talk Westgate Westeros' new parlay card. There's also #gogopowerrankers of all the Episode 9s in Game of Thrones, new #WildFireHotTakes, new #BookOfBros and some #ItIsKnown predictions. Come on in, grab a cask of "Imp's Delight" and join us to help Make Westeros Great Again!
43 minutes | Jun 8, 2016
Episode 9 - Starks Recruiting Like Calipari
The fellas are back to talk HBO's Game of Thrones Episode 6.7 ("The Broken Man"). There is considerable talk about the Stark's recruiting efforts, with suggestions from college sports on how they can recruit dirty. Additional talk about Rev. Al Swearengen's badassery, Lyanna Mormont's badassery, and the Hound's return. Additional words on episode's MVP, Season's Comeback Player of the Year, Rookie of the Year, "It is Known" Predictions, and some #WildFireHotTakes. Two more are also added to the #BookofBros.  Come on in, grab some Dornish wine, and enjoy yourself a little Make Westeros Great Again podcast.
55 minutes | May 31, 2016
Episode 8 - Mace Tyrell -- the hero we deserve
The guys are back to discuss Game of Thrones' 6.6 "Blood of My Blood." Good discussions about Bran's Netflix abilities, comparisons between Arya and Michael Jordan, Hot Pie's value during a siege, and much more. There's also a new #StepYaGameUp where Andrew quizzes Kevin on "Maine City or Westeros City?" and Kevin power ranks the members of Izembaro's Braavosi Theater Troupe. Plus, four new members are added to the Book of Brothers! Have some Dornish wine and join us to help Make Westeros Great Again!
52 minutes | May 24, 2016
Episode 7 - Wildfire Candle in the Wind
Hodangit. Really? The guys get together to eulogize Hodor and debate his GOT Hall of Fame status. There is further discussion on the thespian group's greatness, Sansa's zingers, Little Theon, Fireballs, and much more. They also play a new #StepYaGameUp -- "Real Reddit GOT Theory or Something Andrew Just Made Up." The guys also announce this year's GOT ALL STAR LINEUPS! Come for the #WildFireHotTakes, stay for the Kevan Lannister predictions. Grab some Dornish Wine or Arbor Gold and enjoy a little Make Westeros Great Again Podcast!
71 minutes | May 17, 2016
Episode 6 - Khal-B-Que
Kevin and Andrew convene to discuss HBO’s Game of Thrones Season 6, Episode 4 “Book of the Stranger.” There is a discussion about the MVP of the episode, Hall of Fame nominees, how to handle telling your partners about Greyscale, Tormund & Brienne’s baby names, Night’s Watch ales, Making Water and more. Also, the GAME OF THRONES ALL-STAR BALLOT IS OUT! Check @MakeWesteros on Twitter to find the ballot and submit your votes. The guys close with a “Step Your Game Up” version of “Shark Name or Khal Name,” Power Rankings, Westerosi Dating Games, and #ItIsKnown predictions. Also, 3 more brothers are added to the Book of Brothers. Thanks for listening, and keep leaving those iTunes reviews to help Make Westeros Great Again!
70 minutes | May 10, 2016
Episode 5 - A Rickoning In Westeros
The fellas are back to discuss Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 3 “Oathbreaker” with some #WildFireHotTakes about Olly, Tyrion’s Mormon friends, Gilly’s love of the sea (see?) and what kind of coat Jon will be purchasing now that he gave his away.  Also learn how you can use Jon’s catch phrase in your everyday life, some Power Rankings of best fight scenes in Game of Thrones, and some inductees into the Book of Brothers. More #StepYaGameUp, more #ItIsKnown predictions, and a wee bit of gambling talk close out this action packed episode of Make Westeros Great Again. Grab some Dornish Wine and lemon cakes and have yourself a listen. 
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