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The Maestro Movie Podcast

170 Episodes

224 minutes | Oct 7, 2022
Maestro Movie Podcast: Titan A.E.
Gune: [holding up a small device] Does this look familiar? Do you know what it is? Neither do I. I made it last night in my sleep. Apparently I used Gindrogac. Highly unstable. Preed: Gune... Gune: I put at button on it. Yes. I wish to press it, but I'm not sure what will happen if I do.
290 minutes | Oct 7, 2022
Maestro Movie Podcast: The Truman Show
Truman:  Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
147 minutes | Oct 7, 2022
Maestro Movie Podcast: Santa With Muscles
Dr. Blight: Santa, you sleigh me!
230 minutes | Aug 30, 2022
Maestro Movie Podcast: Kangaroo Jack
Mr. Smith: Have you ever held a gun before, Charlie? Louis Booker: Don't answer that! Charlie Carbone: No... Mr. Smith: Ever killed a man, Charlie? Louis Booker: Don't answer that! Charlie Carbone: No. Mr. Smith: What do you do for a livin' that makes you so brave, Charlie? Louis Booker: *Really* don't answer that! Charlie Carbone: [cocks the gun] I'm a hairdresser!
260 minutes | Aug 30, 2022
Maestro Movie Podcast: No Time To Die
James Bond: If we don't do this, there will be nothing left to save!
281 minutes | Aug 30, 2022
Maestro Movie Podcast: Spectre
Blofeld: Why did you come? James Bond: I came here to kill you. Blofeld: And I thought you came here to die. James Bond: Well, it's all a matter of perspective.
239 minutes | Aug 29, 2022
Maestro Movie Podcast: Skyfall
M: Where the hell have you been? James Bond: Enjoying death. 007 reporting for duty.
277 minutes | Jul 14, 2022
Maestro Movie Podcast: Quantum of Solace
James Bond: How long have I got? Felix Leiter: Thirty seconds. James Bond: That doesn't give us a lot of time...
379 minutes | Jul 14, 2022
Maestro Movie Podcast: Casino Royale
James Bond: [sarcastically to Le Chiffre and, after nearly dying from poisoning] I'm sorry. That last hand... nearly killed me.
270 minutes | Jul 14, 2022
Maestro Movie Podcast: South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Chef: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation? General: I don't listen to hip-hop.
248 minutes | Jul 14, 2022
Maestro Movie Podcast: The Watcher
[Joel surrenders his gun to David in the cemetery - they begin to walk and David has the gun pointing downwards - a loud bang is heard] David Allen Griffin: Wow. It's loaded.
291 minutes | Jul 14, 2022
Maestro Movie Podcast: Singham
Well, usually, there would a quote from the IMDB page, but there were no quotes available there for this movie.  And you know what? It drives me crazy.
299 minutes | Jul 14, 2022
Maestro Movie Podcast: Road To Perdition
Michael Sullivan: He murdered Annie and Peter! John Rooney: There are only murderers in this room! Michael! Open your eyes! This is the life we chose, the life we lead. And there is only one guarantee: none of us will see heaven. Michael Sullivan: Michael could. John Rooney: Then do everything that you can to see that that happens.
248 minutes | Jul 14, 2022
Maestro Movie Podcast: Cool As Ice
Kathy: So, where are you from? Johnny: Around. Kathy: Around? Johnny: Yup-yup.
265 minutes | May 2, 2022
Maestro Movie Podcast: Surf's Up
"Stepped on me, stepped on me? Are you kidding? This guy was dancing on me! I mean just look at this, broken, broken, gone, gone, broken, broken, broken..."
300 minutes | May 2, 2022
Maestro Movie Podcast: The Fifth Element
"Police: Are you classified as human? Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle."
312 minutes | Apr 11, 2022
Maestro Movie Podcast: Teen Wolf
Coach Finstock: There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
295 minutes | Apr 11, 2022
Maestro Movie Podcast: Wanted
Wesley: [upon seeing a dead woman hung on a meat hook] Oh my God! Hey, we can't shoot a dead woman! She might be somebody's mom! [Fox shoots the corpse in the head] Gunsmith: You need to know what it's like to put a bullet in a body.
268 minutes | Mar 28, 2022
Maestro Movie Podcast: Batman & Robin
Robin: I need a sign that you've turned over a new leaf. Ivy: How about "slippery when wet?"
268 minutes | Mar 20, 2022
Maestro Movie Podcast: Batman Forever
Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman! Batman: Huh? Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey. Batman: Oh.
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