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In this episode, Connor and Davis talk about the simpler times. And perhaps try to find out what TV show universe we live in.

Davis and Connor share stories of how they reigned as kings of cringe. You thought you were the cringiest of them all in high school? Think again.

Davis and Connor are joined by Connor's younger brother, Kaden, for a series of meaningless and strange personal quizzes. 

Davis & Connor are joined by Connor's younger sister Zoe and her rat Chicago. Listen in as she convinces you that rats make the best pets and the boys do a preference test to create some conflict.Follow Zoe: https://www.instagram.com/zsr.art/ 

We have discussed the horror of food. Now it is time for us to discuss the horror of pets. We love them but at the end of the day, we are reminded they are the savages of the family. We also debut our theme song. Took us 19 episodes but better late than never.

Davis & Connor are shook by the new Tom & Jerry trailer. They get a bit serious on why studios just rehash and reuse old franchises instead of investing in new stories, and why we shouldn't care or get excited about Disney's live action remakes.

It's the holiday season and Davis & Connor are cozying up to this episode with their favorite seasonal beverage...eggnog! Is there anything it can't solve or soothe? Make sure you get a cup too and nestle in while we breathe in the Christmas spirit.

After an accidental one month hiatus, Connor and Davis are back with more appetizing conversations. Enjoy your meal as you enjoy tales of inconvenience.

It's that time of year and boy are Davis & Connor ready for it. This episode gets pretty spooky when Connor tells a personal ghost story and then they discuss the creepiest places they have ever been too. So grab a cup of tea(or cider), nestle up in a good blanket and prepare to be spooked!Music & Effects Used in this Episode:Toccata & Fugue in D Minor James Kibbie - The Complete Works of J.S. BachCursed HouseSergey Cheremisinov - MORKE

Davis & Connor ponder the eternal question of how do you get hired at airport restaurants and if you have to go through security every shift. They also figure out what cult they should join and why you should never have a repeated work playlist.Contact Us:cafboyz@gmail.com

Davis & Connor discover the wonderfully disturbing realm of Craigslist's Missed Connections. It gets a little explicit in this episode, but nothing too raunchy. The boys like to keep it semi-clean for you folks.

Davis & Connor discover all of the flavor combinations you never wanted to think about. Such as what is appropriate to put in a cookie, what foods you shouldn't flavor with Doritos, and what is the perfect Saturday morning breakfast.Contact us: cafboyz@gmail.com

In this week's audio nightmare Davis & Connor write their own free-form songs, discuss the difference in pen sounds, and what the perfect video game would be.

Davis and Connor keep their tradition with having a new segment then go into sharing the times in life they nearly died. Should we turn Connor's story into a screenplay?

Connor and Davis create a new game and reflect on some additions to Netflix. Our new game you will want to introduce to your ASMR lover friends. If you have any games you suggest for us to try on our show let us know.

Davis & Connor start off with a new segment that's an ASMR nightmare. Then go full force into creating their own Air Bud sequels, and delve into what animals would be good at playing sports.

Davis switches from iPhone to Android. Connor contemplates moving to Mars. And both of the boys discover the next form of entertainment in Clive Cussler ASMR. Listen in to get transfixed.

Davis and Connor sit down to talk about some very unappetizing dining experiences they have had. Even though we're aimed at people on a lunch break, we recommend not listening to this one while you're eating. We also censored the names of the restaurants out of respect for them and protection for us.

In this episode, we finally have the main topic of food. With combined experience of over 30 years, Connor and Davis discuss where you can find the best burger and how middle school humor tends to stick around.