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We hare both very tired, and sometimes we will talk about Pseudomonas in this episode. Theme music is "Lovesick" written and performed by Mors Ontologica.

This episode brought to you by Chipotle.Theme music is "Lovesick" written and performed by Mors Ontologica.

On this episode, we'd like to introduce you to hookworm! He's the man with a plan, but will it be enough to sway your heart?Theme music is "Lovesick" written and performed by Mors Ontologica.

On this episode, we want you to meet the bacterium named Treponema pallidum! He's got a cool name! He's got a cool bod! Will it be enough to make up for how much of a doofus he is?**CORRECTION NOTE**: Alex said "darkfield microscopy" in place of what should have been "fluorescent microscopy". They go hand-in-hand, but are a little different. Please don't yell at her.Theme music is "Lovesick" written and performed by Mors Ontologica.

On this episode we want you to meet THE PLAGUE. Is Y. pestis hot enough to make up for all of his...you know...mass devastation and global destruction? Tune in to find out!Theme music is "Lovesick" written and performed by Mors Ontologica.

For our opening show, we're introducing Helicobacter pylori as our very first microbe bachelor. Is he hot enough for a potential date, or a total slimeball not worth anyone's time? Only one way to find out! With your earholes! Also Danie gives a brief lesson covering the elusive piss shark.Theme music is "Lovesick" written and performed by Mors Ontologica.