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It's over. Because apparently the season finale just happened. No more Lacie. No more SHJohn. We're done! We're DONE!  SECURITY! SECURITY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lacie sucks.   To start your free wedding website and also get $50 off your registry on Zola, go to ZOLA.com/LOVECRAYCRAY   Interested in bonus and extended content? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray!   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We finally learn that Puppy is the puppet-master; Daniel asks his mother to buy his engagement ring… I mean… ‘promise ring’; Angela appears unable to block A**hole Tony’s number from her phone. Interested in bonus and extended content? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Daniel doesn’t know what FEEE-MALES do; Shane buys a ring somehow for $500 and then proposes to Lacey, but not nearly as well as Sh/John proposed (per Lacey); Glorietta’s mom is BAT SH*T CRAZY. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lacie's dad is MVP of the episode with his very articulate questioning of Shane; Cheryl goes completely bananas at Josh's family reunion, and Kenny might be somewhat good-looking (Wait, is he? Send help); Amber continues to suck more and more every week. When does this season end?   Get bonus episodes and premium content at patreon.com/realitycraycray   Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Glorietta’s mother is a real concern; Josh punks Cheryl and viewers alike by making her wade through a literal shit pond; Angela and Tommy almost have car sex while talking about Tony getting arrested again. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How did Josh suddenly become the most reasonable person on this show? Cheryl descends into complete delusion while talking about her future longhorn farm; Alexander and Glorietta bang in a bathtub; Federal marshals apparently text these days because Angela received confirmation that Tony is back in jail. For 30% off your first month’s subscription with Lola, visit mylola.com and enter code LOVECRAYCRAY30 when you subscribe! Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wow - what an episode!  Shane explains his malicious wounding charge... or DOES he?; Vince and Amber lie awkwardly on a mattress together while they discuss Vince’s adoption of Puppy; Lizzy and Daniel celebrate their laundry room sex with a half-naked ITM and a cigarette; Glorietta and Justin Bieber are introduced. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shane does hotel push-ups to combat his blue-balls; Vince and Amber go mattress shopping; Cheryl wears the same dress for all of Season 2.5; Is ANYONE surprised that Lamondre didn't get out of prison this week? Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cheryl gives all viewers a new phobia of hotel blankets; Daniel and Lizzie have a very awkward re-meeting; Lacey dry-humps Shane in an adjoining-room; Can we all agree that Angela is NEVER seeing Tony again? Like… ever. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we meet Puppy’s mom Kathy, who is NOT ‘running a hoochie house’; Cheryl expresses how important her kids are while simultaneously leaving them with her parents for three months to go meet a bank robber in a different state; Andrea lies to Lamondre, since he’s just ’stable and conservative’ and ‘likes his women covered up’; LIzzy and Daniel make their first appearance, and Daniel coaches us how to smoke meth out of a light bulb. Interested in ad-free, extended, and bonus episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Bachelor Happy Hour with Rachel and Ali" takes fans behind the scenes with all things Bachelor Nation in the first ever official Bachelor podcast. You'll hear from current cast members and get all the details on what really happened when the cameras stopped rolling. Subscribe now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/id1473649053 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are we still in Season 2, or is this Season 3? (SPOILER: It's still Season 2 according to weTV.) Brand new dumpster fires for us to enjoy! Kyle and PFIL have a LOT of thoughts about many of these characters. Lamondre makes Lamar look like child’s play; Tony is back with his cougar hunting gear on; Vincent and Amber have an awkward first meeting; We meet Lacey, the female Michael (Thruple #2!?) Interested in extended episodes, bonus content, all ad-free? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPECIAL AD-FREE EPISODE! We start off addressing the news about Tracie and then get into the season finale! Michael reveals the Thruple might be a Quadruple; Andrea continues with the crazy but swears Lamar will never leave her; Brittany and Marcelino have a successful custody trial (We love you Gio!); Tracie and Clint get married and it’s the saddest thing ever given this week’s events. We end the episode with an interview from Marcelino about his childhood custody battle experiences, professional poker career, and Brittany’s new career! Follow Marcelino on Instagram @blazebird45 and Brittany @brittany.loveafterlockup. Interested in extended episodes, bonus content, all ad-free? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Lamar is kidnapped by a Mormon lady in Utah (oh wait, it’s his wife); Marcelino goes to see his attorney in a track suit; Brittany gears up for a custody battle; Sarah and Michael get in a fight two minutes after being in the same room Guest Host: Mary Payne Gilbert - @payneinthepod on all platforms. This episode is brought to you by Lola. For 40% off all subscriptions, visit mylola.comand enter LOVECRAYCRAY when you subscribe! Interested in extended, bonus, and ad-free episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Megan’s dad threatens Michael with an ass-whoppin’; Lamar goes to Utah to see a character from the Hunger Games; Clint and Tracey finish their fake fight and decide to get married again. Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, go to BetterHelp.com/lovecraycray. Interested in extended, bonus, and ad-free episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Scott throws yet another engagement ring in the water (not toilet water this time); Andrea explains to Lamar that the Book of Mormon says NO WEED; Michael is still on tether and doesn’t get to see his daughter born; Brittany wants Sascha to be Zoila’s Godmother and Marcelino is NOT on board. Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, go to BetterHelp.com/lovecraycray. Interested in extended, bonus, and ad-free episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray ! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Thruple drama reaches an apex as Megan and Michael fight over Roc and Sarah is about to give birth; Scott and Lizzie go on a fake date; Tracie is officially released from parole and meets Clint at the airport to go to Vegas; Lamar gives Andrea ghetto-toe. This episode is brought to you by Lola. For 40% off all subscriptions, visit mylola.com and enter LOVECRAYCRAY when you subscribe! Interested in extended, bonus, and ad-free episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Megan forgets the ranch dressing; Lamar doesn’t care about the Christmas tree (because he didn’t have one in prison); Brittany takes an Uber; Tracie leaves her pink hair extensions in the bathroom sink before meeting Mama Clint for brunch (a wise choice). Interested in extended, bonus, and ad-free episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sarah screams in the lot of the same toy store she's lived at for three weeks; Michael is a terrible human being; Megan is going to use his GPS in a very sensual way; Tracie orders a tequila and coke; Clint slices beef; Marcelino and Brittney have an actually compelling and interesting conversation and talk to a competent lawyer (?????!!!!); Andrea is THE WORST. Finally, Lizzie makes a profoundly dumb and fake decision to see bikini and bike salesman Scott. Thank you to our sponsor Betterhelp! Get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp, go to BetterHelp.com/lovecraycray. Interested in extended, bonus, and ad-free episodes? Visit Patreon.com/realitycraycray! Follow us on Instagram at @realitycraycray and @going.kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices