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This is it, folks. Gather 'round the LitSmas tree, because this episode has it all: a classic LitS episode, PLUS a holiday tabletop adventure that sees the return of our favorite DM, Patrick. Alicia tells us where else to find a little audio joy. Jay congrats the grads. Cristaly flings us into the future. Full list of music sampled (for educational purposes) on our website at adultsintheory.com!

This month, Alicia helps you take care of your brain. Jay gets a part-time job as a shoemonger. Cristaly spends the most money she has ever spent on a segment. MUSIC SAMPLED (for educational purposes): "MeGaLoVania" by Toby Fox and Joren de Bruin.

This month, Alicia tells us how to poop! Jay slaps together a romance gauntlet. Cristaly takes us to another universe. CONTENT WARNINGS: Much talk of poop, some talk of menstruation/menstrual blood.

This month, Alicia reveals a Food Secret: you can freeze ANYTHING! Jay makes an unhappy trip to Zombieland. Cristaly recounts our childhood books. Also, we make a bittersweet announcement. Music sampled (for educational purposes): "BAMM" and "Fired Up" by the Disney Channel ZOMBIES Cast, "My Thirteenth Year" by Randy Crenshaw.

This month, we try and kick off a mini-gaming podcast, but it just turns into a pencil battle. Alicia begs us to buy new shower curtains. Jay shines a light on the other reindeer (Vocaloids). Cristaly introduces: Mr. Worldwide. See adultsintheory.com for our music credits!

This month, Alicia tells us how to be smart e-shoppers. Jay proposes a new model for the U.S. criminal justice system. Cristaly calls our attention to the public domain.

This month, Alicia teaches you how to sell yourself. Jay takes to the skies to buy a foot tanner. Cristaly refuses to invent a device to tell you when your ice cubes are ready. Visit our Twitter for organizations you should donate to instead of us!

What's a chony, you ask? You'll find out! This month, Alicia demystifies your US taxes. Jay lets our little ponies out of the stables. Cristaly digs into some crimes and starts a movement - #NotMyKingKoopa. CONTENT WARNINGS: Talk of marijuana use.

It's time to kick back! Work your way through the entire LitS back-catalog! You've literally got nothing better to do! This month, Alicia AND Cristaly coach you through your new indoor life. Jay brings you back to your roots - food and TV. Cristaly transforms.

We're back, babey! This month, Alicia invites a very special guest on the show, and she tells us how to cyber. Jay takes a look at the world's most fabulous feline - thanks to his boyfriend Ian for the topic suggestion! Cristaly makes us feel the love.

The holidays have come to call, and with them, a brand new VR/ASMR/RPG experience from our Game Master buddy Patrick. With a little help from Jack Frost, three classic Christmas characters engage in the REAL war on Christmas. See our website for full music credits - happy new year! Check out Patrick’s main podcast, Cast About, at castsaga.com.

This week, Alicia solicits advice from US. Jay ridicules a bunch of big balloons. Cristaly gets the jump on naming the 2010s. Happy Thanksgiving!

This week, Alicia coaches us on medical self-advocacy. Jay does NOT do research, but DOES talk to a teen. Cristaly investigates the memes of Minions.

This month, Alicia tells us how to get a reference from Big Bird. Jay goes on a public television journey. Cristaly challenges us, numerically.

This month, Alicia refuses to triage your medical problems, but DOES tell you how to. Jay gets intimate with the life of a nice, shirtless bear. Cristaly blows Kevin McAllister out of the water. CONTENT WARNINGS: Some talk of Smokey Bear pornography in pretty NC-17 terms.

This month, the Duolingo Owl comes to collect. Alicia makes sure we eat. Jay defends a pink man's sleep. Cristaly ascends to godhood. Kirby got a butthole?

This week, we sing in you, muse, the ballad of T-Bone. Alicia prepares for the worst. Jay weaves a tale of father and son. Cristaly graces us with new titles. PSA: As of this release, we'll be releasing the show MONTHLY! Look out for new episodes on the 20th of each month. Thanks for being such a great listener!

This week, we get pretty horny - but we're VERY safe about it! Alicia debunks some sexual stigmas. Jay coins new gay stereotypes. Cristaly reveals her psychic side. CONTENT WARNINGS: Lots of sex talk, an unfortunate amount of discussing food re: sex. Music Sampled (for educational purposes): "Eggs" by The Roches, from The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure.

This week, we learn what it takes to be a master. Alicia checks their balances. Jay defends Pikachu. Cristaly takes Alicia on the journey of a lifetime. Music sampled (for educational purposes only): "Littleroot Town", "Professor Birch's Laboratory", "Battle! Rival", "Help Me!", and "Wild Pokemon Battle" from Pokemon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald, composed by Junichi Masuda.

This week, we celebrate our FIFTIETH episode... conventionally. Alicia offers some etiquette for a good time. Jay goes back to Schaumburg. Cristaly gets revenge on the Brothers Property.