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Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 4282-4389!  Contents include:  bucket comparisons, demidogs, and trains (yes, real ones). God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!

Join  the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 4110-4282!  Contents include: blue ladies, golden retrievers, and dragging loved ones to hell. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!

Join  the Elizabeths as they analyze CASCADE! That's it! That's the whole thing! Contents include: Cascade and all that comes with it. Enjoy! And God help you. Content warning: heavier sexual themes than normal. In humor, but still! Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3218-4108 Part 3, the final part! Contents include: structural standoffs, the art of soliloquy, and pet fixing in cringe media. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!

Join  the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3218-4108 Part 2! Contents include: lists of the dead, wiki freakouts, and Elizabeth's cognitive limit. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3218-4108. Yes, those numbers are right - we're trying something new! Contents include: confusion, convolution, and heterosexual gal pals. God help you. Content warning: brief (hypothetical, fictional) incest mention (33:50-35:17). Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here!

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3119-3219. Contents include: soup, soup, and soup. God help you. Content warning: mild unreality. Mostly just absurdity, but if that disturbs you, we'd suggest skipping the mid part of the episode, 20:50 through 27:03! Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vR3tRJHMXgTlWc6Q_81-icOwBT6PxCGRxySnXT4-ZvXNt_3dXQb2NE24mWoVvGQkg/pub

Join  the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3079-3119 of Homestuck. Contents include: graphic murder, bone anatomy, and cracking the Hussie code. God help you. Content warning: mild discussion of  abusive relationships. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSrhaoDVjdFcw3q15r6RxWJMT4x-GXyWpYBiLrFNhYfS-opJQDFmXf4Na2SsXNjQmPiDSqNXk3pMG_5/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 3035-3078 of Homestuck. Contents include: unwarranted Vriska comparisons, meme catchup, and cringe culture. God help you. Content warning: mild discussion of self-sacrifice and abusive relationships. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTm5aNr2fIFeuoOXlN2Mi2cthztmmbV4w4CHdjqtBYBxfrireCd1x73AFujQCaXtQyibb0u28h41A-v/pub

Confused about why we've suddenly reappearified? Look (or listen) no further! The Elizabeths are back from hiatus. If you want the full update, listen to this mini bonus episode! We also have a full unreleased episode out today that you can find here. Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTGdi6WGH7OaoX7dP3CYiBj49UuCoj6LvM66ybNFF-HKrJTU_ivYrZFd995euPuaPCuww33b218Xoes/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2973-3035 of Homestuck. Contents include: Vriska's rebound, auditory crimes, and physics debates. God help you. Content warning: the pages analyzed in this episode have a lot of flashing lights. We advise you don't read if you're light sensitive! Additional warning: This is an episode from last year. For context, click here! Also, Jon Michael's correct and current Instagram page is @jmsullivan.bbb! Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSRw73c-A0PBIoRyBhpOT4IVZ5MCKDrr6PFEUIV0Qban5e14oEQg2ueFVPQ7a2xZ_Pj1KTShVdLsDLY/pub

Programming Announcement: Production of new episodes is temporarily  canceled because of current events, specifically so we're able to give  support to the Black Lives Matter protests. More information and  resources located in full announcement and transcript. Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSqMAriupYkLUmZoymQHUJBcu76qaQy7hH0nyw2WNhXSqQJL8Lq-b_zcGXwcNMU0_fPx0Y5zzbkB2z7/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2888-1969 of Homestuck. Contents include: a little stabbing, stuckception, and a video game takedown. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS3Aa2E5DkcvX4qCbCMOuFlOWEr_zGurAhi-5Qap0D_c_COk9ykHgWEMhpGQqXprY-c7VwqvyDRzYgs/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2841-2887 of Homestuck. Contents include: horrorterror nightmares, a defeat, and at least twice as many Karkats as is entirely convenient. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQsCX1ubNs1huOOn7te5MwfWzqUbTdJZEJTqiCQRWrFFUAJB9vAtlef6k14MnsOpIeeJblzdi2tEM22/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2793-2840 of Homestuck. Contents include: Undertale heresy, explosions, and lack thereof. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRUxAzQQv0YpDUOjsoxM7uJD01KGRD6v7Joj1c-gSG26fEaBIjnz_C2GiBrNj8aVgUpSghD4drXKPWD/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2792 of Homestuck. Contents include: Gamzee Easter eggs, loose milk, and a swarm of larvae. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRCSJOoczAK7aEP5Twq5hGEkFW3E06Tf3R3yTwyYvJ7Z_HesyWKO2NhSRqHPFJB43UKbUHhIpvXQjGJ/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2759-2791 of Homestuck. Contents include: six year olds, entering the fuckery zone, and a reprise. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRc6HakseC5-4_vggY4tjSJIW9MGN57niSRQUcjnpeMLd0k7q1cMyWwGXyBNovNIgEnRnZTISKaY0iL/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2668-2758 of Homestuck. Contents include: malaria immunity, calculus mob bossin’, and bedtime. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vTBQhiIQXlAS3MqDzjojtcTKdCzkULRMH7-BnS2US9L90015rTa1-kyYJgkdutBVYXGtf_BjB_wx8u-/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2626-2667 of Homestuck. Contents include: Earth human buddies, a poker grand slam, and trollsbians. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRHsI6s2mDMrLMsSutiyCT_zDdMCTKXjb5HrVRH-JTOiRT0AmE_T6jHmifHe-r2k9U2NhiXSFzkQ1Bz/pub

Join the Elizabeths as they analyze pages 2579-2626 of Homestuck. Contents include: store-bought nostalgia, amateur beatboxing, and a goodbye. God help you. Read along with us at homestuck.com! Episode transcript found here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSnuW2PMAMkq0cJ_0rQc8YkyxzuDSuZHp_hjonwjyvckEEAYWdqDWaxv17UWn6HAchIeV3jGQDiVue7/pub