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84 minutes | 8 days ago
Episode 19 – R.O.F.B.A.
Oops, kind of a late upload this week, sorry about that! After featuring in last week's episode, Balto has become a bit addicted to the fame and could not help himself but join this week as well. He has some fun facts to tell us about the newest member of the Elementary cast of characters, Ms. Hudson! This week we watched season 1 episode 19 of Elementary, Snow Angels. This leads us to muse about such topics as old-timey rhino snowplows, Val's status as an overalls guy and wig freak, and the latest gadget: the iPhone 4. Join our discord!
93 minutes | a month ago
Episode 17 – Oops! All Geneticists!
This episode, Balto finally speaks his mind! He's not just a background character of LMNOP, he has things to say, and this week he says them. We watched Elementareep Season 1 Episode 17, Possibility Two. Joan has finally started to embrace the detective life, and Sherlock has plenty of Holmeswork to help her learn more. She's reading, she's learning single stick, she's... taking his sweaters to the dry cleaner? It's all part of learning to be a detective. Alec and Val took any and every opportunity to sing and be stupid this week, and we introduced some new faces to the LMNOP discord. Join our discord! disclaimer: if you're unfamiliar with dogs like Val was when they met Balto, please don't be worried about his barking. Huskies are just notoriously "vocal," aka he loves to complain.
81 minutes | a month ago
Episode 16 – Who Framed Marcus Rabbit?
This week, we watched Season 1 Episode 16, Details. Joan makes a big step this week, no thanks to Sherlock's gorilla tactics and granny shots. And don't get any funny ideas about what a granny shot is, it's a normal term. Alec and Val also do some OTGW-style singing, and debate about who's the sexiest Holmes and Watson. Is Lucy Liu foxy? Listen in to find out!
76 minutes | 2 months ago
Episode 14 – Call Him Feral
This week your hosts Val and Alec have watched Season 1 Episode 14 of Elementary, The Deductionist. More like, the duck shinist. Joan and Sherlock have a lot to contend with this week, like serial killers and eVeN wOrSe, pornography. We provide Balto the dog with some mixed messages while we discuss profilers, single stick, and anti-kidney beans.
68 minutes | 2 months ago
Episode 13 – The Blood-Orange Planet
Was the moon landing real? Val and Alec aren't sure. This week, we watched Season 1 Episode 13 of Elementary, The Red Team. Or maybe that's just what NASA wants you to believe... Pour yourself a nice bub of tea, and come listen as we discuss conspiracy theories, tortoises, and doing a tight fifteen at your therapist's office. Join our discord!
68 minutes | 2 months ago
Episode 12 – Bedazzle My Butthole
Val and Alec, or shall we say V and A, discuss season 1 episode 12 of Elementary, "M." This episode, Sherlock and Joan are soon to part ways. Or are they...???? Val and Alec discuss Ms.Monopoly, futbol, craft nights, and adding "details" to your "backdoor." As usual, Balto the dog can't help but join in. Join our discord!
58 minutes | 3 months ago
Episode 11 – My Low Speem Court
We're back, coming to you LIVE (pre-recorded) from our new studio! This week we watched Season 1 Episode 11, Dirty Laundry. Like that Spin Doctors song! And, there's a pen. Outfit watch is in high gear this week, as we tip, blip, and make Russian puns. We also do some very bad Russian accents, so to all the people who know what they're supposed to sound like, we apologize.
96 minutes | 3 months ago
Episode 10 – Cheese Quab
(It means cheek swab.) This week we watched Elementary S1E10, The Leviathan. It's a big safe that's hard to crack, but only because nobody's tried to make it spicy before. Val and Alec are here to solve the case, but first we're driving a smelly fishy car to Sing-Sing the Karaoke bar, wearing our matching BOGO bolo ties. Hopefully there will be some cool twins there we can meet. Also, surprise, this episode features Balto the puppy and his puppy sounds!
62 minutes | 4 months ago
Episode 9 – A Robbery Gone Two-Eye Bad
In a rare turn of events, this episode of LMNOP got a little silly. Just kidding, they're always silly! We do a little singing, a little fake crying, a lot of goofing, and a small amount of talking about peep and poop. If you would like to learn about shiny gambling parlours, and talk to English with us of detectives, listen in. This week we watched Season 1 Episode 9, You Do It To Yourself.
56 minutes | 4 months ago
Episode 8 – The Bomb Dot Gov
Talk about a blast from the past! This week Alec and Val and the cast of Elementary take a trip down memory lane as we watch Season 1 Episode 8, The Long Fuse. We check our savings at the Saucy Lizard Bank, and Alec clues us in on some Disney knowledge. This episode of LMNOP features an extensive musical break (a capella) after Val tells Alec that that one Spin Doctors song is by the Spin Doctors. Join our discord!
66 minutes | 4 months ago
Episode 7 – Vitamin P
(The P stands for pee.) This week, Alec and Val visit Little Soccer Chechnia, by way of a heated discussion of Cinderella's motives, with a stopoff at a murder most fart. We watched season 1 episode 7, One Way to Get Off. The title kind of refers to what you think it does, and kind of not. This episode has a serial killer, and we all know serial killers are pervs. We are also graced with a cameo by producer of the show Balto, who has a lot of talents. Join our new discord! Intro song by Noah Geist
79 minutes | 4 months ago
Episode 6 – Dad Doesn't Real
This week we make LMNOP history as we welcome our first-ever guest, the lovely and hilarious alex leafcrunch! We all watched a "pilot" episode, season 1 episode 6 Flight Risk. Do you get it? It's about a plane. But our episode is about much more- like pirate jesus, sh!tting and f@rting, american/canadian cereal differences, and dad conspiracy theories. Y'know, normal stuff.
50 minutes | 4 months ago
Episode 5 – Perfume Her Dingle
After watching season 1 episode 5, Lesser Evils, Alec and Val do our darnedest to figure out what PhD stands for. We also get dating advice from Dave, a very insignificant character, whose name is the only one we remember. This episode features such guest stars as that guy from Stranger Things, and that guy from Breaking Bad! It's set in a hospital for the most part, so Joan shows off her doctor knowledge, and we show off our complete lack thereof.
43 minutes | 5 months ago
Episode 4 – One-Kick Man and Edward Scissormouth
Val and Alec discuss S1E4, Rat Race. What if it was about a rat rave instead? That would be cool, but it's not, it's about sociopathic investment bankers. Joan goes on a date and flexes her investigator muscles, Sherlock does some accents, we have fun, and we learn something about friendship along the way.
40 minutes | 5 months ago
Episode 3 – Cap on the Top
CUTE ALERT! This episode features an appearance by producer of the show Balto the dog, and his little dog dreams. This week we have watched S1E3, Child Predator- as a positive spoiler, the kid ends up being OK. We explore wine bottle anatomy, growing friendships, and bad puns. This episode of Elementary is a bit of a milestone for Val, who has been thinking about (and yelling about) one particular moment in it for years.
34 minutes | 5 months ago
Episode 2 – Chair Smells
This episode is what it says on the tin, Sherlock just smells a chair. Just kidding, there's lots of other stuff to talk about! Like comas, and private parts. He does smell a chair tho, that's real. We make a few sniffing noises around minute mark 5:30, so if you don't like that kind of thing... our bad.
60 minutes | 5 months ago
Episode 1 – Pilot: Married-Time Law
Introducing LMNOP! We are your hosts, Val flightcub and Alec. This episode, we discuss the pilot of CBS's Elementary, starring Lucy Liu and Johnny Lee Miller. We also offer some tips on which food goes in the fridge, and what can be stored on a shelf, as well as other smart wisdoms.
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