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The "dear diary" episode(?) Lying to my dentist. Lost my favorite shirt. Coke goes with a hamburger, not Pepsi. Windshield wiper fluid. A rather pointless story about Little Tokyo. My apartment sounds like there's a professional wrestling match going on next door & upstairs, all hours of the day and night. Giancarlo Esposito stinks. More like "Meh Streets." Phenibut is a PAIN in the but. (It turns out) A death in Monrovia. 

Last week's show needed more killer, less filler. (I realize now) Enjoy It While It Lasts: Chipotle free water cups. (And napkins) The old neighborhood, and the absolute nightmare of trying to get a haircut in Los Angeles in The Boring 20s. *I cut, and the 40 minute long 2nd track I did after had some kind of corruption in the file, and I lost half/45 mins of the goddamn fucking show. I haven't been this angry since McDonalds got rid of HiC Orange. This stinks, and I have no children or small animals to beat. I'm sorry. 

The first and probably last episode from Studio B(A). The Buerau and the red lights. Helmet in the bush. Love me tender(s). Plastic silverware & CA laws that do nothing but aggravate people. Heat 2, what say you? Mob movie actors are dying by the dozens. I saw "Nope" so you don't have to. Open mics & the show I did with the Virzis in Simi Valley. "HOW'D I DO??" You'll have to listen. 

1st AC college. (I'll be rich!) The dishes are just wishes, and "the curse of caring." Chandler, I cant even handler. Motorcycles, dick jokes, and salads. "Fourth Of July" movie review/complain. The Boys Season 3 finale. My show at the Ha Ha.

The new joint. Sleep paralysis. A guy got stabbed in the neck, I say what the heck. Bad food Tuesday. More like NOT Water Music.

MY COLD FINALLY WENT AWAY. Au revoir, Canyon Country. Bad trip to Arbys. James Caan died. 4th of July, and the penalty I paid on the 5th of July. 

Apparently I'm going to have this cold for the rest of my life. Sherman blokes. Rocha's cold open & other stand up ruminations. Roe vs Wade is gay.

Id like to give you a hand, right 'acrosst' your face. I still have a fucking cold, and went to a weird old white guy doctor who wanted to touch my weenis. (I think) The girly from Mr. Furley. Bed bugs, because I don't have enough problems. 

Still sick. House-keeping. The Virzis were on Adam Carolla, whuuut! Why did I watch Ghostbusters Afterlife? F Disney Plus. Phillip Baker Hall died. Why is Ryan Gosling playing "Ken" in a live action Barbie movie? Everything is a scam, and the FlightsMojo fiasco. The "business mixer" with Vinnie. 

He is risen! (Im still sick) Ray Liotta. Breakin up is hard to jew. Falling apart-ment. The Offer? You can't refuse! (booo) Top Gun II. Saturday Night Neither. 

I have a horrific cold that made landfall on Sunday and has gotten progressively worse. Horrific nasal drip and dry/sore throat. I can't talk more than a minute without coughing or choking. (To some people's utter delight) Tried doing an episode last night but I couldn't even get 5 minutes, it's just atrocious and an audio nightmare. (Even more so than usual)  Sorry fam, be back next week. (I think Ive only had to do this one other time)

The 575 kid. Dr Strange 2 part two, and the most ridiculously overpriced drinks Ive ever had. Sy Snootles at Chipotle. Canters stinks. Apartment shopping blows. 

Friday the 13th. The weekend. Dr. Strange 2 ("tWoOo?!")

Spotter app. The meritocracy of stand up comedy. Growth spurt? The horn. The Ghostbusters Direct TV ads with the baseball guys are terrible. Ambulance. (The movie) Danny Trejo jr. Three Mile Island. 

More throat business. I dont know shit about my bike, and I certainly don't want to hear about yours. (Or how your wife made you get rid of it) Vitamin Shopppppe recognition! Positive restaurant reviews/experiences, whuuut!! Fuck paper straws. You have a better chance of getting a rapper to show up for a concert on time than you getting a fucking haircut at a corporate chain anymore. Suit woes, and mall anxiety. (FFS...) Unberable Weight Of Massive Talent review/walk out. Poor Sammy The Bull. 

Stand up comedy. Angelo Rossito. Goodbye (apparently) Waner Ranch. 3 chicken tenders. Golds gets worse. Outer Range. The Northman. Girl trouble (feel bad for me son)

Caf-fiend. Laughing inappropriately, and uncontrollably. A two-wheeled tour through Carmeggedon™. Moving Road Dog, and my birthday day. 

Fatburger. Rest in peace, Studio B. The Harley Affair conclusion, 2022. "Heist" on Netflix, and Buffalo ee-accents. More like BLAND-IE Newton. Inconsiderate people oughta shampoo my crotch. 

One to Grohl on. Ago-knee. Walk back on Hot Water. Customer service complaints. BANG! stock takes a dip. More Harley drama. Comedy show in Hollywood, and stand up-y things. 

Last dance with Panda Express. (Probably) The bullfrog. One of two companies passed on my script so far. (Gay) Amazon's customer service is exemplary, while IHop rips us off. A trip to Santa Clarita Harley. The bitch slap. Taylor Hawkins died. I got thrown out of the Clutch and EyeHateGod show.