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Audrey, Evan, Max, and Andrew talk about the events of the week including: Area 51 raid, the Golden toilet, and the attack on Saudi Arabia.

Hannah, Audrey, Max, and Lizzie discuss the pressing issues of the week (including the heartless murder of a wasp in the studio), before turning to phone interviews.

Meet new hosts, and hear about new stories from the week of August 23. Audrey, Hannah, and Max tell you what’s happening around the world, in Florida (of course), and even in little Knoxville, TN!

Audrey, Ethan, Sid, and Kennis discuss their curated headlines from the past few weeks. New app for breeding animals, college admissions scandal, and more!

New year, new crew, and more news! 

The usual suspects bring in Matt in Sebastian’s place to discuss Audrey’s reading habits, some clever criminals, and election results.

The gang is back to discuss the usual animal antics and criminal masterminds, but shifts gears for an honest look at the recent violence across the nation.

Audrey, Sebastian, Abby Ann, and Connor catch up and discuss diss tracks, air travel and reptile mishaps, and Trump's SC nominee

Audrey and Sebastian welcome Connor to the table to remember a US senator. Special guests weigh in on criminal ear canal violations and nut annihilation abilities.

Audrey and Sebastian are back to open the second season with some REAL headlines. Don't miss out!

Audrey, Sebastian, and Abby Ann catch up after a 2 week break before delving into the crime and animal-ridden headlines of July.

Audrey, Sebastian, and Abby Ann call their friends to weigh in on some stupid moments and share a few of their own.

Audrey, Sebastian, and Abby Ann practice transitions while discussing examples of gun safety and Kim Kardashian's political clout.

Audrey and Abby Anne catch up with members of the band Stonefish, discuss some literally ludicrous animal stories, and weigh in on the royal wedding.

Audrey and Sebastian hit the streets to talk about Yodelling Boy, North and South Korea, and other things.

Audrey and Sebastian talk about Smelly Fruit, Uranus, and North and South Korea.

Audrey, Sebastian, and Abby Ann take on Yodel Boy, the passing of Barbara Bush and more on the Quest for Joe Biden. 02:56 The Uk Hates Straws 04:25 Killer Bees 07:00 Drunk Mountain Climbing 08:21 Yodel Boy 09:56 Our New Friend Caitlin Talks About Joe Biden 23:14 RIP Barbara Bush 27:13 Little Mice, Big Stash 28:58 Our Friend Julianne 30:31 The Rapture Is Happening Next Week 33:25 Criminal Masterminds - Game Stop Robber 35:33 Tub Of Cheetos 38:25 Our Friend Dylan 42:16 The Poop Train 44:10 Our Friend Ethan 50:00 Close

Audrey, Sebastian and guest Hannah take on Stranger Things, zoos giving away poo, seagulls, and national teachers strikes. 00:00 INTRO 01:16 Audrey Throws Up 01:49 Alligator Goes Swimming 03:25 Detroit Zoo Gives Away Poo 04:48 Chimp Throws Poo 05:56 Big Mama Passed Away 07:48 Our Friend Emmanuel 12:25 Man Seeks Mercy After Seagulls 17:09 Teacher Strikes 22:09 WWUJS 23:42 Pardon Me, 104 Years Later 26:07 Recreate a Photo, Get Stuck 30:07 Stranger Things Plagiarizing 34:02 New Netflix Job - Binge Watcher 36:59 Our Friend Ruthanne 42:59 Our Friend Gabe 52:33 Chinese Space Station Falls 55:13 Criminal Masterminds 58:41 Our Friend Zoe 1:03:43 Closing Remarks

Audrey, Sebastian and all-star guest Connor talk about stolen oranges, crazy Uber things, a chat with Chris Blue and The March For Our Lives. 00:00 Intro - Our Guest Conner 00:33 The Earth Is Flat Rocket Man 03:10 Uber Stops Self Driving Cars 05:24 Uber Down The Stairs 07:32 Stolen Spanish Oranges 10:28 Criminal Mastermind P. Phil 12:44 The March For Our Lives 17:45 Joe Biden Invited 18:48 Naked Trump 20:29 The Last Blockbuster Store 24:22 Our Friend Presley 30:21 Connor's Funny Story 32:36 Our Friend Mary Austin 40:00 Let's Call Chris Blue 46:06 The Close and Connor's final thought

Audrey, Sebastian, and Abby Ann take on big fish, a serial clogger, and the Austin bombings. 00:00 Pre ASMR Intro 00:36 Abby Ann Goes To Belize 01:13 Audrey Went To Disney And The Ass 02:12 Sebastian Went To Seaside 02:46 A Crappy Clogged Up Case 04:17 Mike Pence and Marlon Bundo 06:19 Uncle Joe VS Donnie T. 08:46 Sebastian's Brother Sergio 14:23 RIP Stephen Hawking 17:18 The Austin Bombings 20:19 KFC says "Bucket" and Sorry 22:44 Our Friend Will 31:03 Again With The Muffin Joke 32:22 A Turkey Resurrection 34:27 A Big Fishy Story 35:50 Abby Ann Is Afraid Of Sharks 36:42 Bachelor Banned From Minnesota 38:47 Our Friend Bethany 47:02 Thanks To The Viewers 48:36 ASMR Close