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Comedian ROSA ESCANDÓN was simply celebrating a night out on the town after a successful burlesque performance with Sam and Maurice. After being insulted by Maurice, Rosa left her tab open at the bar. From there, all hell breaks loose. Guns, drugs, hobos, and MARRIAGE? Just another series of ill-fated mistakes made by our heroes.   How was Sam’s burlesque performance? Where did Rosa go after she left the bar? Why did Maurice take a doll from a summoning circle? All this and a twist ending that will blow your mind on another episode of SQUASHING BEEF!     Please rate and subscribe to Squashing Beef on iTunes   Follow Rosa Escondón on Twitter @therealescandon and on Instagram @rosachay   You can see Rosa at ROCK N’ ROAST, a monthly comedy and karaoke show at Hell Phone in Brooklyn on March 24th. For more information, check out the Facebook event page. Rosa will also be hosting the Tusk.com Presents show on April 23rd.

Comedian LAWSON LEONG has been gone from comedy for some time. The story can now be told of Lawson’s extended absence. This is due to an unfortunate wrestling adjacent birthday gift given by Sam and Maurice. Who knew that UFC was not considered wrestling?   Why is Lawson in a wheelchair? Why is Mike Tyson upset with Lawson? What is Sam doing with a chandelier? All these questions and maybe an apology on another episode of SQUASHING BEEF!     Please rate and subscribe to Squashing Beef on iTunes   Follow Lawson Leong on Twitter @LawsonComedy89   You can purchase Lawson Leong’s comedy special “Nice to Meet You” at lawsonleong.com   Come see ‘Park Dope, a monthly comedy show at Halyards every Firs

Comedian CATHY HUMES asked Sam and Maurice to babysit her cousin’s two-year-old son Kaden. Things go quickly awry when a nature themed day turns into hostage stand offs with Red Pandas, an ill advised Jackson Five Game, and other poor babysitting decisions. Now is time for our boys to explain themselves to Cathy. Why doesn’t Kaden remember his name? What is a group of pandas called? Where do Sam and Maurice stand on toilet etiquette? All these questions and maybe an apology on another episode of SQUASHING BEEF! Please rate and subscribe to Squashing Beef on iTunes Follow Cathy Humes on Twitter and Instagram @CrappyFumes Come see ‘Park Dope, a monthly comedy show at Halyards every First Wednesday of the Month. The next show is March 1st at 8:30 pm. For more information, check out the Facebook Page Follow Squashing Beef on Twitter @squashingbeef Follow Sam Bourne on Twitter @SamBourneHAHA Follow Maurice Licorish on Twitter and Instagram @licorishislegit  Intro Music provided by Kevin Frolieks. You can find more of Kevin’s work at kfcomedy.com. Follow Kevin on twitter @KevinFroleiks Stick around to the end of the episode for a preview of Great Question: A Podcast hosted by Alex Fleming  

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! In honor of Valentine’s Day, Comedian DARIO JOSEPH was given the gift to swim with dolphins with his wife. As this is a gift from Sam and Maurice, things went horribly awry leading to permanent scaring. Now is time for our boys to explain themselves to Dario. What permanent damage has occurred to Dario? If swimming with dolphins was a Anniversary gift for Dario and his wife, where was she during this encounter? Why is Sam’s Flight or Fight response always set to ‘Fight’? All these question and maybe an apology on another episode of SQUASHING BEEF! Please rate and subscribe to Squashing Beef on iTunes Follow Dario Joseph on Twitter and Instagram @Darioparty64 Come see ‘Blowin Chunks’, a monthly comedy show at Halyards. The next show is February 13th at 8 pm. Following Squashing Beef on Twitter @squashingbeef Follow Sam Bourne on Twitter @SamBourneHAHA Follow Maurice Licorish on Twitter and Instagram @licorishislegit  Intro Musics provided by Kevin Frolieks. You can find more of Kevin’s work at kfcomedy.com. Follow Kevin on twitter @KevinFroleiks Stick around to the end of the episode for a preview of Great Question: A Podcast hosted by Alex Fleming

Comedian, writer, and podcaster SARAH KENNEDY loves astrology. Which is why Sam and Maurice purchased a star in her name as a gift. Did they know that star was a comet? Has the Sarah Kennedy Comet destroyed her career? How does Neil deGrasse Tyson feel about Sarah’s impact on the world? All these question and maybe an apology on another episode of SQUASHING BEEF! Follow Sarah Kennedy on Twitter @Cerak Come see Sarah Kennedy perform in the Stand Up New York Comedy Festival onTuesday, February 21st, 5:00 pm at Stand Up NY Comedy Club. For tickets, please visit http://standupnyc.laughstub.com/event.cfm?id=478189&cart Following Squashing Beef on Twitter @squashingbeefpod Follow Sam Bourne on Twitter @bournebits Follow Maurice Licorish on Twitter and Instagram @licorishislegit  Intro Musics provided by Kevin Frolieks. You can find more of Kevin’s work at http://kfcomedy.com/. Follow Kevin on twitter @KevinFroleiks

  In the very first episode of Squashing Beef, MAURICE LICORISH brings long time friend and collaborator SAM BOURNE for repair their relationship. Will Sam forgive Maurice? What did Maurice do to Sam’s Aunt? Why is Maurice wearing another man’s clothes? Is there a difference between Tombstone the Movie and Tombstone the pizza? All these question and bunch more on the first episode of SQUASHING BEEF! Following Squashing Beef on Twitter @squashingbeefpod Follow Sam Bourne on Twitter @bournebits Follow Maurice Licorish on Twitter @licorishislegit and on Instagram @ Intro Musics provided by Kevin Frolieks. You can find more of Kevin’s work at http://kfcomedy.com/. Follow Kevin on twitter @KevinFroleiks    

A brief expository announcement from your intrepid hosts Sam & Maurice!  What could it be? Did someone die? Is Sam pregnant? Did Maurice finally learn how to love?  Find out in this exciting announcement!   Unrelated, but if you notice that a podcast called "Squashing Beef" has shown up on your "subscribed podcasts" list, do not freak out. That is the announcement. We're changing the podcast. And it is going to be SO MUCH BETTER!! So keep your head and don't go nuts.  Also follow the new podcast on Twitter at @SquahsingBeef   And, as always: @LicorishIsLegit @BourneBits   Love you, suckers!!

Comedian and friend of the show CATHY HUMES stops by to talk to Sam and Maurice in an episode so jammed packed that it had to be broken up into two parts. Part two includes a drop in guest by the name of Reverend C. William H’elephante, a tragic story of a family torn apart, a fun new religion, and a hearty round of ‘FOURTUNE COOKIE COOKIE FOURTUNE’ There’s too much to recap so just LISTEN TO THIS! Follow Cathy Humes on twitter  @cathhumes Cathy Humes and Maurice Licorish Co-Produce the PARK DOPE at PADDY’s in Park Slope every 1st and 3rd Thursday night starting on May 19. They also host the BEST-STUY COMEDY SHOW at the Brooklyn House of Laughs in Bedstuy. Next show is March 18th at 8. For more details, visit the link to their FACEBOOK FAN PAGE. Michael Karlik, Audrey Murray, and Maurice Licorish Co-Produce the GREENPOINT COMEDY NIGHT at WORD BOOKSTORE in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. It’s a monthly night of stand up comedy in the basement of the WORD Bookstore. The next show is on May 28th at 7:00. For More Details, visit the link to their 

Comedian and friend of the show CATHY HUMES stops by to talk to Sam and Maurice in an episode so jammed packed that it had to be broken up into two parts. Part one includes a Memorial for the closing of the Supercollider bar, the origins of Cathy’s journey to stand up via Theater School, and a ton of puns. There’s too much to recap so just LISTEN TO THIS! Follow Cathy Humes on twitter @cathhumes Cathy Humes and Maurice Licorish Co-Produce the PARK DOPE at PADDY’s in Park Slope every 1st and 3rd Thursday night starting on May 19. They also host the BEST-STUY COMEDY SHOW at the Brooklyn House of Laughs in Bedstuy. Next show is March 18th at 8. For more details, visit the link to their FACEBOOK FAN PAGE. Michael Karlik, Audrey Murray, and Maurice Licorish Co-Produce the GREENPOINT COMEDY NIGHT at WORD BOOKSTORE in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. It’s a monthly night of stand up comedy in the basement of the WORD Bookstore. The next show is on May 28th at 7:00. For More Details, visit the link to their Facebook Event Sam Bourne and Maurice Licorish Co-Produce the ASSORTED NUTS COMEDY HOUR at the Sampler in Bushwick every 2nd and 4th Tuesday of every month. For more information, follow the Assorted Nuts Fan Page You can find Listen To This! Podcast with Sam and Maurice on iTunes and on Stitcher. Subscribe, Review,  and leave us a review and feedback. Follow Maurice Licorish on Twitter @LicorishIsLegit Follow Sam Bourne on Twitter @SamBourne89 And, as always #MOREPOSITIVEYELLING

Comedian and friend of the show MICHAEL KARLIK stops by to talk to Sam and Maurice about a serious topic: Whether or not Sam can open surf shakes in Guatemala. Conversation includes travel from Denver to New York, A book about people faking their own death, and Maurice’s archery plans. Later, The Royal King Of Everything, His Highness King Karl joins the show talk about his many children and what it’s like to be roommates with Michael. We sing a song, we play “FOURTUNE COOKIE, COOKIE FOURTUNE”, and loads more all on this episode of LISTEN TO THIS! Follow Michael Karlik on twitter @michaelkarlik Follow King Karl on twitter @HisMajestyKingK Michael Karlik, Audrey Murray, and Maurice Licorish Co-Produce the GREENPOINT COMEDY NIGHT at WORD BOOKSTORE in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. It’s a monthly night of stand up comedy in the basement of the WORD Bookstore. The next show is on April 29th at 7:00. For More Details, visit the link to their Facebook Event You can find Listen To This! Podcast with Sam and Maurice on iTunes and on Stitcher. Subscribe, Review,  and leave us a review and feedback. Follow Maurice Licorish on Twitter @LicorishIsLegit Follow Sam Bourne on Twitter @SamBourne89 And, as always #MOREPOSITIVEYELLING

Funny thing - this episode was initially the part two of a 2-part host-only fun-tacular. However, the first part ended up being VERY inside baseball (and by baseball I mean our friendship). Point being, the first part has been lost to the sands of time and what we are left with is a hostful episode chock-a-block of totally relatable bits and shallow, accessible conversation. Cause that is what you all clamor for.    Follow us on Twitter at @Listentothispod Sam - @SamBourne89 Maurice - @LicorishIsLegit Website - ListenToThisPodcast.org Email - listentothispodcast@gmail.com Talk to us! We're very talk-to-able!!

On the 43rd episode, Sam and Maurice sat down with fellow comedian ALEX PTAK to discuss what happens when things go from bad to worse, leading to a derailment the likes this show has always seen before. Alex proves who’s in charge, Sam discusses problematic military hats, and Maurice struggles to stay on topic. Later, the guys play a round of “THEME SONG CORNER” and “FORTUNE COOKIE COOKIE FORTUNE”. More can be said, but why not just sit back, enjoy the ride and LISTEN TO THIS! Follow Alex Ptak on twitter @ptakjokes You can find Listen To This! with Sam and Maurice on iTunes and on Stitcher. Subscribe, Review,  and leave us a review and feedback. Follow Maurice Licorish on Twitter @LicorishIsLegit Follow Sam Bourne on Twitter @SamBourne89 And, as always #MOREPOSITIVEYELLING

The 42nd episode finds comedian LAWSON LEONG dropping by to chat with Sam and Maurice. Our heroes discuss information they regret learning, the ultimate conspiracy theories, and paying to see terrible movies. Later, the guys play another spirited round of FORTUNE COOKIE COOKIE FORTUNE, and Maurice unleashes the music in his head. There's more that can be said about this episode but why not just LISTEN TO THIS! You can download Lawson Leong’s New Stand Up Special "NICE TO MEET YOU" at lawsonleong.com Follow Lawson Leong on twitter @LawsonComedy89 You can find Listen To This! Podcast with Sam and Maurice on iTunes and on Stitcher. Subscribe, Review,  and leave us a review and feedback. Follow Maurice Licorish on Twitter @LicorishIsLegit Follow Sam Bourne on Twitter @SamBourne89 And, as always #MOREPOSITIVEYELLING

Sometimes when you podcast all the time, it's nice to take an ep to decompress and just chat it down with just the hosts. And that is what we do. It's a mostly hostful (you can hear Susen sighing a few times) and oh boy do we have some funtime discussions. Jury duty? Yerp. New jobs? We're going for em. Frisky Dingo? Oh you better believe it!   Twitter? Yes please! @SamBourne89 @LicorishIsLegit @ListenToThisPod   Follow us, my beautiful babies! Follow us!

On this episode, Maurice sat down for a one on one heart to heart conversation with CHRISTINE MEDRANO. Stopping by on her final day in New York before moving back to Los Angeles, Christine shares her experience living and performing in the big apple, how bad ass her parents are, and reveals some Canadian secrets. Later, Maurice breaks out his trademark Disney singing voice to everyone displeasure and plays a quick round of FOURTUNE COOKIE COOKIE FORTUNE! More can be said, but why not just sit back, enjoy the ride and LISTEN TO THIS! Follow Christine Medrano on twitter @chrissymeds You can find Listen To This! Podcast with Sam and Maurice on iTunes and on Stitcher. Subscribe, Review,  and leave us a review and feedback. Follow Maurice Licorish on Twitter @LicorishIsLegit Follow Sam Bourne on Twitter @SamBourne89 And, as always #MOREPOSITIVEYELLING

On this episode of the Listen To This Podcast, we had the pleasure of sit down with one of the funniest people we know, Emily Winter! And we did more than just sit down. We talked! To each other! About things like her move to Miami, Reddit, keeping up with the internet, and so much more! And then we get interrupted by, you guessed it, a surprise guest! Whoda thunk? Keep in touch! We're on twitter! @EmilyMcWinter @SamBourne89 @LicorishIsLegit   If you are reading this, that means Maurice hasn't changed it yet. Or maybe he did, but just left this in to spite me. That cagey fox...

The 38th episode keeps the insightful and delightful streak alive with comedian and co-producer of Bitches Brew comedy in Brooklyn NAOMI. She chats with Sam and Maurice about vacationing in the mountains, the overabundance of board games, a glimpse into the lives of the elderly, and much, much more! Later, Naomi witnesses the ever growing beef between Sam and Maurice during a spirited round of FORUNE COOKIE COOKIE FORTUNE. More can be said, but why not just sit back, enjoy the ride and LISTEN TO THIS! Naomi host BITCHES BREW COMEDY, a monthly comedy show at Halyard in Brooklyn. Check out their Facebook Group Bitches Brew Comedy and their Bitches Brew Comedy Tumblrfor upcoming show dates and information.  Follow Naomi on twitter @youdontevenaomi

This week's episode, we talk with good friend Patrick J Reilly about his new IndieGoGo campaign, super heros, Disney, and gentrification! We sing songs, do bits, and get into some real talk. As always, Pat makes makes this episode a must listen.  Show Pat some love by supporting his IndieGoGo campaign here -->  https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/me--7#/story   Also, you can find us all on Twitter! @SamBourne89 @LicorishIsLegit @NotPatReilly   Love us! We Love you!

The 36th episode can be summed up in two words: CHAOTIC ENJOYMENT. Hosts of the WWDFM: Wait Wait Don’t F@#! Me podcast, MIKE FALLEK AND DANE KANE join Sam and Maurice for an episode so stuffed full of bits, stories, anime characters, fourth wall destruction, and various non-sense that all of it couldn’t possibly fit into one episode. In part one, Dan and Mike give insight into the origins of their podcast. Maurice shares his online experience. Also, a space tyrant shows up. Who is this monster? Are these four men qualified to do improve? Will Sam and Maurice ever have control of their own podcast? All these questions, and a bunch of other, will be answered on this delightful episode of LISTEN TO THIS! Check out WWDFM: Wait Wait Don’t F@#! Me podcast on iTunes. Join us for a live taping of WWDFM: Wait Wait Don’t F@#! Live at the Festival Of Colors 2015 Art and Film Festival at Art Cafe Bar in Brooklyn. The live episode takes place on August 26 at 8 pm, with special guest SAM BOURNE, MAURICE LICORISH and PATRICK J REILLY. Tickets are on sale at ourherocomics.com.   Follow Mike Fallek on twitter

The 36th episode can be summed up in two words: CHAOTIC ENJOYMENT. Hosts of the WWDFM: Wait Wait Don’t F@#! Me podcast, MIKE FALLEK AND DANE KANE join Sam and Maurice for an episode so stuffed full of bits, stories, anime characters, fourth wall destruction, and various non-sense that all of it couldn’t possibly fit into one episode. In part two, the fellas play a round of FOURTUNE COOKIE COOKIE FOURTUNE, launch into another an intellectual debate about the human body, and special musical performance. Check out the thrilling conclusion of this two part episode of LISTEN TO THIS! Check out WWDFM: Wait Wait Don’t F@#! Me podcast on iTunes. Join us for a live taping of WWDFM: Wait Wait Don’t F@#! Live at the Festival Of Colors 2015 Art and Film Festival at Art Cafe Bar in Brooklyn. The live episode takes place on August 26 at 8 pm, with special guest SAM BOURNE, MAURICE LICORISH and PATRICK J REILLY. Tickets are on sale at ourherocomics.com.   Follow Mike Fallek on twitter @ourherocomic