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Take a listen to the new format of "Listen and Laugh with Bagel and The Brain!" Leading story: the Alabama Senate race and the key to the Democratic win. Results from the Twitter sex poll and the announcement of a new one @bagelandbrain. There's a dominatrix in Australia who's running a fetish gym! Would you want to join? The Brain wishes for better times when Christmas was a lie. Learn the seven things NOT to get your significant other for Hanukah or Christmas. More happenings in the grundle of America! Florida McDonald's employee follows customer to her car and assaults her because of her complaint about the food.  Waiter fired for posting a hateful message written on a customer receipt. The Brain realizes the truth about an Amazon-looking, Asian receptionist. Porn star, Jenna Jameson, giving motherly advice? Listen and Laugh!

Does Prince's "Purple Rain" serve as the most iconic music movie from that decade and was he overrated? Results from last week's poll and take this week's racy Twitter poll because sex sells! What's in the ultimate cheeseburger will not only surprise you but block you. What's with the hype of Lil Pump and Smokepurpp? Pervs unite! Bill O'Reilly defends Matt Lauer as he fights for a $30 million payout. Prince Harry gets an incredible dose of Meghan Markle to soothe his jungle fever. Bagel wants to give his imaginary daughter an unusual name. Discussion of the Carol Burnett 50th Anniversary Special. The Brain celebrates his 15th birthday with neighbors, family and friends. The weekly inspirational quote and much more!

Bagel reports a plethora of news including the discovery of a prostitution ring in a senior living facility; three tools for falling in love; a friend of Bagel's gets burned at the coffee shop and it wasn't from the coffee; Results of the Twitter Thanksgiving Poll; Bagel gives an account of his trip to Boston to be with his family on Thanksgiving; Bagel is the last to know that Gayle King is a co-host on CBS This Morning, but he knows the best gift Oprah ever gave her; a family fight results in the carving of a family member rather than the traditional turkey.

In this special Thanksgiving release, The Brain thwarts a potentially "messy" emergency only to find himself in a more embarrassing situation; Florida couple beats restaurant owner over cold fried chicken and a lack of fries; Bagel's first Southwest Airlines experience is a memorable one; A painting for a cool $450, 000,000; Sex in a pizza parlor parking lot and a crowded theater; What the Smithsonian says was most likely on the table at the first Thanksgiving; Six tips for proper vaginal care and hygiene; A mailbag from Pauly; and of course, The Brain's Inspirational Quote.

A "white," blue-eyed Sammy Sosa has apparently been bathing in bleach and using it as eye drops to wash the brown away, and The Brain isn't having it one bit! Bagel details his drive to Orlando and recalls his experience with a drunkard that claimed Jesus took the wheel, turned the car around, and drove him home. Listen and Laugh is now heard on Chorus, the podcasting app; download it and chat with other fans about the show! The snowbirds have begun to converge on SoFlo shores, so lines are longer, traffic is insane, and the cesspool known as Florida or "God's waiting room" is even more insufferable. The Brain is overcome with the Holy Ghost in the studio and speaks the spiritual mysteries in unknown tongues. After Trump's recent nomination of the woefully unqualified Brett Talley, Bagel expresses his own interests in becoming a federal judge and also critiques the content of some the most popular legal shows. You won't be happy with his report. OJ is on the loose, so hide your wives!

Bagel and the Brain give sex advice to a member of the Laughing Nation. Rand Paul mows his lawn and gets broken ribs.  Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets fat shamed for not being hot enough for Trump to date. Dancing with the Stars review (Erin Andrews, Kristi Yamaguchi, Terrell Owens, Lindsey Stirling, Alfonso Ribeiro, Frankie Muniz, Jordan Fisher and Corbin Bleu). Why McDonald's keeps running out of food in Florida.  Bagel's crazy rideshare with a smelly tranny.  Terry Crews and Julianna Margulies join the #metoo movement and Steven Seagal joins the Pervert Express.

A new opening theme that compliments Bagel and The Brain's edgy humor as they continue to cover the ever increasing number of celebrity perverts outed by their victims. Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade enjoy a diet of frequent and delicious salads. A "Listen and Laugh" fan's obsession with Geena Davis. Unfortunately, both Simon Cowell and Wendy Williams got up! Why does The Brain dislike Tiger Woods and Michael Jordon so much? A Halloween debriefing including  the fun at Salem, MA, the best and worst treats according to Epicurious.com, and actual ghost sightings. Do you dream in color or not, and how do the blind and deaf dream? The Brain's inspirational quote and MUCH more!

The Brain is shocked to learn about a fetish among furries! #MeToo drags George HW Bush among the ranks of the exposed, entitled perverts who use power to prey upon women. RIP Robert Guillaume and Fats Domino. No wonder Thomas Jefferson was tipping down to the slave quarters to father six children with Sally Hemings; his wife, Martha, appears on the list of the ugliest First Ladies in American History! Justin Bieber is slowly transforming himself into a garter snake. Increase the Laughing Nation! Subscribe, share, and review us on iTunes!

Bagel and The Brain announce The Listen and Laugh Sweepstakes with gift card prizes! Enter to win! Unless you've been vacationing on the moon, no one hasn't heard the Harvey Slimestein news, but listen to Bagel and The Brain's take on the subject. Dr. Watts opens the show in a special rendition that stirs the soul. Entertainment, political, and pop culture news; Bagel's dirty mind at work again; and of course, The Brain's inspirational quote.

Bagel and The Brain venture to Boca Raton, FL only to find trouble in the men's room at a local restaurant. The Brain shares a couple of bits on ugly First Ladies of the recent past. What the hell is a bubbler? Reclaim your male sexual vitality with a number of procedures and injections that include a hair restoration and a $2200 Priapus shot. What kind of person fights over a dipping sauce from McDonald's? #DownWithDove - what the hell is wrong with the ad execs that market Dove soap? Bagel finds himself in the middle of an impromptu prayer meeting held in his car in order to save his soul!

Bagel and The Brain give their take on the various lawsuits and alleged extortion attempts involving Usher and Kevin Hart. Hear reviews and ratings on the Fall TV line-up and Bagel's confusion of Linda Lavin and Valerie Harper. The Brain is disgusted by Bagel and his fraternity bothers' binge drinking and wearing Depends undergarments to avoid having to get up and walk to the bathroom. The Brain's problem with crying children who embarrass their parents in stores ... the solution: WHOP!

Bagel and The Brain riff about Wendy Williams' alleged love triangle and why The Brain thinks her husband is bisexual. Is Yom Kippur the man who died for the Jews' sins? According to a recent study, what is the average time spent having a private #2 Archie Bunker moment? A rainbow shower ... who's had one?

Bagel and The Brain riff about horse porn and b*0w job etiquette.    

Bagel and the Brain survive the hurricane and assess the damage. Episode 3: SHOW NOTES  Surviving Hurricane Irma 0:29   #floridastrong 1:50   JetBlue reduces airfares 4:49   Anderson Cooper is gay 7:12   Residents of Florida Keys who refused to evacuate lash out at first responders 8:56   What day of the week are heart attacks most likely? 12:00 Looter losers 14:24   Orgy in South Beach 15:22   Miracle Whip and pickle juice 18:25   Do hardboiled eggs belong in tuna salad? 19:56   Flatliners sequel 22:20   What happened to Julia Roberts? 24:54   John Candy tribute 26:49   Girls Trip cast 29:54   Botched nose job causes permanent erection and the Brain’s own bout of perma-dick! 32:16   Does porn addiction cause erectile dysfunction for millennials? 36:47  National Grandparents Day 40:37 Interracial marriage is on the rise 42:57   Was ‘Jack’ in John (Cougar) Mellencamp’s classic song ‘Jack & Diane’ supposed to be a black guy? 45:36   Listen and Laugh’s Fun Facts 48:15   Isaac Mizrahi hocking clothes on QVC 56:58   Plus size girls on reality shows never win 58:55   A suggestion to Lane Bryant for a new marketing strategy 1:00:19   The Brain’s inspirational message to the Laughing Nation 1:02:10   Recorded on Tuesday, September 12, 2017, Boca Raton, FL For more information, visit us at www.listenandlaugh.com or email us at mailbag@listenandlaugh.com.

Bagel and the Brain hunker down in Evacuation Studios to ride out the storm. Episode 2: SHOW NOTES  Here Comes Hurricane Irma 0:41   Bloody Mary’s Terry Cloth Transvaginal Mesh 1:15   Rush Limbaugh flees Florida 3:38   How many cookies does the average person eat in a lifetime? 5:22   Sloane Stephens wins the U.S. Open Women’s Tennis Final 7:40   New evidence against Joe Paterno 14:44   Etymology of the word ‘Hurricane’ 18:02   Woman born without vagina crowdfunds so she can have sex with boyfriend 18:38   Alex Jones claims Jews dress up like Nazis 25:17   Kudos to Mel Gibson for directing Hacksaw Ridge 30:46   Listen and Laugh’s Fun Facts 32:11   Is America’s Got Talent rigged? 34:38 Can we banish Adele and Sam Smith to the moon? 42:55   More Fun Facts & Rats! Rats! Rats! 47:04   Bagel and the Brain save lives 50:45   Oprah loves chips . . . and women? 51:52   Cooking Shows and Martha Stewart 54:35   Listen and Laugh’s Tip of the Day 59:38   Recorded on Saturday, September 9, 2017, Boca Raton, FL For more information, visit us at www.listenandlaugh.com or email us at mailbag@listenandlaugh.com.

Bagel and the Brain prepare for Hurricane Irma's arrival. Episode 1: SHOW NOTES  Preparing for Hurricane Irma 1:20   ‘He Been Got That’ 3:20   Joel Osteen doesn’t let Hurricane Harvey victims into church 6:35   The Breakfast Club cast 7:18   Can you break up by text? 8:45   Will & Grace returns to TV . . . Ugh! 11:10   Zira from Planet of the Apes snatches a woman’s purse 14:00   The Brain boycotts FOX 17:12   Beyoncé vs. Madonna 20:45   Black Jesus & Good Times 21:50   Negroid, Mongoloid, and Caucasoid 24:51   Silver Linings Playbook sucks 27:11   Nosce te ipsum 28:50   Can Queen Latifah rip a huge fart? 33:20   The Brain’s roommate is a hater 34:35   Whirlpool is donating washers and dryers to schools across America 39:19   Bernie Sanders got fucked 41:49   Michelle needs to monitor ‘Barack Obama Blvd.’ 44:55   The Brain explains how orange peels could save the world 50:06   The Sitting Game: Paula Dean vs. Rachel Ray 53:19   Tiger Woods: Black or Caublasian? 58:54   Who are Bagel and the Brain? 1:01:40   Laughing Nation 1:05:30   Recorded on Friday, September 8, 2017, Boca Raton, FL For more information, visit us at www.listenandlaugh.com or email us at mailbag@listenandlaugh.com.