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After a brief hiatus we're back to talk about Sex and the City! Sam has her identity stolen, Charlotte encourages adult genital mutilation, Carrie hates it when Mr. Big checks out lower backs, and Miranda learns the plot of Moonstruck. Meanwhile we talk about the scam of hellofresh, how many licks does it actually take to get to the center of a tootsie pop, and drag culture. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and Outro is Blue Moon by Frankie Sinatra

Carrie fights Mr. Big tooth and nail to leave his apartment, Charlotte believes there really is an elementary schooler in Baltimore named L-a, Samantha fumbles the bag because of ass, and Miranda dates a trans man and discovers first hand what that thing do. Meanwhile, between all that, obama bin laden strike again: we talk about seal team 6's twitch, New York's most racist museum, and Donald Trump's brief cameo. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and the outro is Somebody Told Me by the Killers

We had a busy October and now we're back with Sex and the City! Carrie has the exact same drama with Mr. Big that she always has, Charlotte fucks a man with a 'role model,' Samantha has fucked every white man in Manhattan and has a crisis, and Miranda turns into Charlotte for just this episode. Meanwhile we discuss whether ugly-hot men exist, the pointlessness of hiring an interior decorator, and Chloe gives all of her wedding opinions. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and Outro is Bad Penny by Big Black

We're back from vacation and talking about Sex and the City! We're getting into being clocked as cis by the McDonald's cashier, bizarre reality tv of the late 2000s, and double edged sword of watching porn with your sex partner. Meanwhile Carrie gets outed as a dumb bitch with bad taste because of her impossible vaginal issue, Miranda doesn't appreciate sharing the sexual spotlight with cinema, Samantha discovers that her trainer is sleeping with other women in the gayest way, and Charlotte baits the gays in the most unconvincing way possible. I did fix the audio issues for the episode but our young dog woke up during recording and wanted to play so you can hear him and the other dog throughout the episode, sorry. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and the outro is We Fell in Love in October by Girl in Red 

Chloe and I jump right into it talking about what squirt is made of, the benefits of being the town slut, and the politics of the term 'Gusano.' Also, Miranda has the funniest panic attack, Charlotte can't not get scammed, Samantha meets a dead man who is retconned into being a movie star, and Carrie has the most pitiful existential crisis. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat, Outro is Somebody to Shove by Soul Asylum 

We're back at it after a little New Jersey-related COVID, talking about some sweet Sex and the City. We're out here talking Chloe's theory that slavery and foot fetishes are connected, the phenomenon of men telling other men to have first dates with women at pools, and our opinions on modern media that has "takes." Also Charlotte prevents a man from living his Mormon fantasy, Miranda gives a pussy ted talk, Samantha gets love bombed before that was even a thing, and Carrie gets caught looking busted in 4k. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and the outro is Gold Digger by Kanye. 

We're back on our freak shit! Talking once again about Sex and the City. This time Carrie cannot stop having rancid takes like that freaks should be rounded up into one place, Samantha fattens up that sweet ass, Charlotte gets her oyster slurped up, and Miranda cannot stop tearing down her friends. We also discuss worst first dates, violence against god, and what the word 'freak' even means in a modern context. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and outro is Super Freak by Rick James

Have you ever thought to yourself "this women deserves to be emotionally abused?" Then this episode of Sex and the City is perfect for you! Carrie makes a woman's harrowing journey about herself and her ability to access cashmere, Charlotte buys the oldest puppy I've ever seen, Miranda learns the dos and don'ts of talking in the boudoir, and Samantha is forced to consider her coochie size. Also, we talk about trans frogs and dinosaurs; how close every psychologist is from just also being Jordan Peterson; and Chloe doesn't care about Helen Keller. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and Outro is Rayes Lebled by El General 

Part 2! Me and Jack are still talking about A&E series God or the Girl! This time we discuss the sinister presence one old Italian priest can have, the importance of setting realistic goals, generational fears, and modern Catholic culture. Intro is Floods by Jars of Clay, interstitial is Aequilibrium by Andrey Vinogradov, and Outro is In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly

I've been looking forward to putting this episode out for awhile now and I get to do it with my good friend Jack! In this glorious A&E series God or the Girl 4 young men set out on a journey to determine if they want to fuck bitches or chill with Catholic God. In this part 1 of 2 episodes Jack and I discuss whether you would get a cool brand in Hell, Italians getting to experience white privilege, and my impassioned plea to the church community to let me read the Golden Compass using my father's talking points. We also go over our respective Catholic expert credentials, whether a 30 something Catholic drinks his respect women juice while peeping thongs in Germany, and what an no pussy would do to an entire influencer house. Intro is Floods by Jars of Clay, interstitial is U Can't Hold No Groove if You Ain't Got No Pockets by Victor Wooten, and Outro is Holy Diver by Dio.

We're back at it! Season 2 starts with conversations about our recent trip to New York City, made famous by hit HBO series Sex and the City, which gangs our our 4 girls be in, and which vices are the WORST to be heady about. Also, ugly suits cause Carrie to hallucinate, Charlotte's love language is gift giving but her new bf's is Jazz, Samantha tries her hand at directing micropenis porn and voyeurism, and Miranda tests our ability to believe that she's straight. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and Outro is Birthday Song by 2 Chainz

Hey yall, we're back with my most popular series! I'm with Scott again to talk about which Italian politicians aren't allowed to have opinions, worldbuilding, and what it's ACTUALLY like to be drunk. Please enjoy us having fun at the expense of an independent animator. Intro is Kill Bill by Big Boi, outro is What's your Fantasy by Ludacris

Hey! Which is for horses but grass is cheaper. Speaking of horses that's exactly what we're talking about in this episode of Equine Rewind, I watched the Irish movie Shergar. A film that not only shows the connection between orphan Kevin and the horse with the most bitches Shergar, but also displays the true magic of horses. Intro is Old Town Road (Remix) by Lil Nas X and Outro is Bottle of Smoke by the Pogues. Further reading on Nepravilnoye Tolkovaniye, Des Ordures, and ç'est quoi ce bordel

Last episode of the season! We did it! We talk about the funniest reasons to join a church, Chloe's experiences with micropenises, and how I once traumatized a woman at work. Also Carrie is addicted to meeting Mr. Big's mama, Samantha falls in love with a man with a little gherkin, Charlotte fights against her destiny, and Miranda gets mad that a dude is clean as fuck. Also we read a Candace Bushnell article about Summer in NYC so check that out! intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat, outro is The Box originally by Roddy Ricch, and you can check out the article we read right here 

What do you do when you make a social blunder? A faux pas! Do you A. fuck off immediately and ghost B. re-evaluate your self worth or C. talk it out? This week we talk about my parents wasting money on a famous boxing match, are you allowed to bust nuts if you're a priest, and what do you call weebs for China? Also! Carrie shits her doodoo ass in front of Big and discovers voyeurism, Miranda's horny, Charlotte's pulling taffy, and Samantha becomes a volcel. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat, Outro is (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction by Devo

We make the best of a boring episode where a pregnant lady almost pops her titties out and Carrie has the most boring pregnancy scare! We talk about how to tell how Catholic a family is, what is bad kid camp, and the emotional roller coasters young girls create with barbies. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and outro is Shayla by Blondie

A new record! Two episodes in a row we don't talk about 9/11! Instead we talk about whether or not Lena Dunham displays male manipulator tendencies, what we were doing during the 1/6 riot, and some advice on cooking a tomato sauce. Also, Carrie REFUSES to communicate in a healthy way, Charlotte has an addiction...to bustin fat ropes, and Samantha plays extreme home makeover Man Edition. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and the outro is Deal with It by Ashnikko

You know the saying, three's a crowd so your favorite duo is here to check out the next episode of Sex and the City. This time we've got cringe things to do in Manhattan, how should someone lie to their wife, and how OVER Mr. Big's "charm" we are by this point. Also Charlotte's personal and sexual boundaries are being pushed...AGAIN, Samantha's a marriage counselor, Miranda's a lesbian, and Carrie becomes a weird purity Mormon. Come check it out! Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and the outro is 1, 2, 3 (U, Her, Me) by Rick James

Let's get into it! We're out here talking about how Al Qaeda got around zoning laws, which character is displaying male manipulator behavior (it's Miranda), and which series and subsequent fandom do I find more insufferable: Harry Potter or Dr. Who? Also Carrie and Mr. Big CANNOT communicate like healthy adults, but what's new. Have fun with this episode where I can't think of jokes fast enough and Chloe has an approximate knowledge of many things. Intro is Minor Threat by Minor Threat and Outro is WAP by Cardi B and Megan thee Stallion

Back in a big way with one of my favorite parts of hockey coming up in February! Let's talk about the history, format, and some criticisms of the All Star Game while also getting into Tampa's back to back ships; the Jack Eichel trade; and Connor McDavid's new record. Intro is Hockey by Rico Nasty, Interstitial is Hummin by Cannonball Adderley, and the Outro is Guerilla Radio by Rage against the MachineTW Sexual Assault 11:34-20:44https://slate.com/culture/2007/01/the-nhl-s-all-star-voting-disaster-a-slate-investigation.html