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We're back! And its been busy. Which we will explain fully. And behold the amazingness of The Great Chameleon Escapade! Hope y'all love the new system (which is all professional and shit) Also enjoy the horsefart! (we were just having fun)

We get a little taste of some old school festing by going to Pecan Street Festival 2017. We check in and berate y'all for more comments. We talk about meditation and finding that thing that refills your batteries in this chaotic world.

Austin gets freaky and celebrates Eeyore's birthday, yes as in Winnie the Pooh Eeyore. Because why the fuck not. Remember you're not alone and people will care, so message us! Don't make us feel alone!

Talking about the Austin culture around 420, and making up for it with celebrating zombie jesus (aka Easter)

What do you do when it's girls night out and a Stripper, an American, and an Escort approach ya'll? And yes, this is our real life, it gets awkward.

When one of us suddenly becomes old and the other gets rowdy, casual racism along with alcohol comes to surface, during a time where austin goes through south by southwest.... It gets weird ya'll

And so it begins with 2 girls 1 closet.... Welcome to Austin! Daphne and Gaby are just 2 original Austinites who want to show you around.