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The Last Heroes
44 minutes | Apr 25, 2018
Beverly Hills Cop
The Hoffbrothers travel from Detroit to California to discuss Beverly Hills Cop where they try and figure out: do all heads of police forces yell all the time, and wear 3 piece suits? Did Axel really drive all the way from Detroit to Beverly Hills? Why does he pick the most expensive hotel to stay at? What's with Eddie Murphy's laugh? Is Serge the best character ever (yes)? And they also plug two of their favorite people: Judge Reinhold and Louis Ramey (who they hope to join them soon!)
36 minutes | Mar 28, 2018
Ari and Gavi take their Faces off for Face/Off (not to be confused with Faceoff or Sudden Death) aka Grease 3. They discuss: Why does castor troy love peaches? What kind of flight attendant is willing to suck on a stranger's tongue? Why Cage is not as good playing Travolta as Travolta is at playing Cage? How messed up Archer's kid is going to be, and that no one notices the #2 guy at the FBI being followed around by Castor Troy's crew
44 minutes | Mar 20, 2018
Gavi and Ari take the red pill, or is it the blue pill, and discuss the Matrix. The go over: how many movie series Hugo Weaving is in, the fact that both directors are transgender now, whether its 'jesusy" or not, How do Morphius sunglasses stay on his face? The "interesting" fashion choices, if you are into S&M. Is the entire movie just one giant drug trip? Why does the tech and cars in the matrix itself suck? Whats the obsession with taxes? Is Agent Smith really the one? Is the removal of all land lines really a Matrix conspiracy?
39 minutes | Feb 26, 2018
Ari and Gavi return for the best movie ever made about convicts on a plane that starts Nic Cage and Colm Meany Con Air. They try and figure out what was Baby-o's crime? What did the guy/girl do to be put in prison? Crossdress? How they couldn't make it to the Las Vegas airport when its right next to the strip? What Poe was even doing on the fight, and why is Billy Bedlam the only one who figures out that Poe is a traitor?
37 minutes | Jan 9, 2018
Ari and Gavi cover the JCVD time travel classic Timecop where they discuss: the official Jean Claud Van Dam contract requirements, whether this is the best JCVD movie, whether D-Day is in on the plot, why they don’t jump around in time more often, why they always land in a terrible location, the physics of matter occupying the same location as the same matter (no, really they do) and how JCVD has such a big house on a police salary
53 minutes | Jan 2, 2018
It's the moment some of you have been waiting for...Die Hard, the utlimate Christmas movie. Not only do Ari and Gavi finally settle the debate but they give you a reading of the Die Hard children's book and explore things like: the wierd tables in the tower, what is the most underrated candy bar (hint: payday)? Did Twinkie pay for product placement? That Die Hard is a Christmas movie. What is the deal with Office Winslow who shot a kid (did he do that)? Why most of the Die Hard sequels have been terrible and how Die Hard is CLEALY a Christmas Movie.
48 minutes | Dec 25, 2017
Please give to https://www.gofundme.com/jenniferalkon. Ari and Gavi disagree strongly on Edgar Wright's opus Baby Driver. Ari kicks us off with a non-spoiler review of the Last Jedi and then go back and forth if this is a good movie or not. Yes, Ari, everyone else is wrong and you are right. They both do try and figure out why the crew uses such an obvious looking car and ask why Flea is in this movie? They figured out that people should have been looking for years at Kevin Spacy purely based on what he says in movies, and why people by move sunglasses in Seattle than anywhere else in the US. Ari also has possibly his most racist moment ever and the boys discuss the best Queen songs of all time.
35 minutes | Dec 13, 2017
Ari and Gavi tackle the buddy cop Christmas classic, Lethal Weapon. They try and figure out why everyone in LA wants to kill themselves (but that's not really a secret anyway)? Why so much male nudity, including family watching Murtaugh in the tub and Mel Gibson's butt? Was Murtaugh calling Riggs a lethal weapon dubbed back in for pure cheese? Is the series all about riggs? Why does anyone live on the Murtaugh's block? Why do they take Murtaugh's daughter with them? And is killing a criminal REALLY not worth the paperwork?
40 minutes | Dec 5, 2017
They're back!!!! Ari and Gavi dive into a true classic: Dirty Harry aka Harry walking. Ari talks about big comic book action movies over the last couple of weeks. Ari and Gavi also try and figure out why is he REALLY called Dirty Harry? Why is she called Hot Mary when she isn't hot? Is Scorpio a reference to the Zodiac Killer? Why is there is Christian reference every time someone is about to die? Why does the hospital let the guy who has a stab wound go? And doesn’t Harry realize throwing his badge into the water doesn’t resign him from the police force? .
51 minutes | Oct 16, 2017
Kingsman: The Secret Service
Ari and Gavi bring out their bulletproof umbrellas Kingsman: The Secret Service. Where they try and figure out: Is penetration the moment of becoming a Kingsman? How does Eggsy remember Oxford not Brouges? Where are the rest of the Kingsmen in the entire movie? Why is Harry so disappointed that he isn't a gymnast? Does Ari really not know that Scandinavia is a real place? What are the app reviews for the Valentine app on the app store? Why do they send the person afraid of heights to space and the guy who wont shoot a dog to kill everyone? How does Eggsy's mom know who Roxy is?
43 minutes | Oct 3, 2017
The 5th Element
Ari and Gavi use their multi-pass to discuss the 5th element where they discuss: alternate casting choices (really Prince?), the misuse of Luke Perry, and if Ruby Rod is the best role in this movie. They also wonder: What was gary oldman thinking being in this movie? Is Leelu REALLY the definition of perfect? What cup size do all canadian models have? If this movie and Back to the Future are in the same universe?
57 minutes | Sep 26, 2017
Ari and Gavi bust themselves down to Private to review the bug invested Starship Troopers where they try and figure out: Why none of these people look like they are in high school? Why none of these people look like they are from Buenos Ares? Why don’t they use their nukes more often? Why is there so much favoritism in this army? Why do the leaders of the units get killed so easily (maybe that’s why the bugs are winning…)? Why does a person who just joined the unit get a huge funeral while the unit leader who saved everyone's life doesn’t get jack squat.
56 minutes | Sep 11, 2017
Terminator 2 - Judgement Day
Ari and Gavi are back and are back to discuss possibly the greatest sequel of all time: Terminator 2 - Judgement Day. Despite its' awesomeness they do wonder: Why does the T1000 have to go back in time naked? Why are the bikers so protective of the bike? Is Sara Connor actually crazy? Can Ari learn to eat before the podcast so Gavi doesn’t have to keep editing the sounds of him eating? What does the T1000 decide who to kill (since he clearly doesn’t kill everyone…)? How does Sara know which key to use? Why doesnt John just get the therapy he sorely needs? And the many many many time paradoxes that seem to exist with all time travel movies
51 minutes | Sep 5, 2017
Ari and Gavi are joined by their special guests the Grashin Brothers (well, 2.5 of them due to some technical issues) to talk about Cliffhanger aka Die Hard on a Mountain. They try and figure out: Why doesn’t anyone care about the stuffed bear that falls to its death? Why does the weather make absolutely no sense? Did Sly get paid every time he showed a bicep in this movie? The fact that Hal gets everyone killed...everyone. And apripo of nothing the best line we have had so far: "Snake Plissken is my Rabbi"
45 minutes | Aug 29, 2017
Gavi and Ari go back to school (but don't take it over, don't worry) to talk about Toy Soldiers. Besides confirming that Gavi is in fact 2 degress of Kevin Bacon they question: Where the sleeping bags come from (especially when they said they didnt have any)? What kind of school is this? Do they really want us to believe all the remote control chips are all the same? Why would the terrorist believe that Rudy actually went to shower? How does Rudy, who is in high school, drive a Hummer so well? Yes every person from New Jersey a mobster (yes)? Are Rudy and Wil Wheaton tough guys because they wear earrings or do they wear earrings because they are tough guys?
60 minutes | Aug 22, 2017
Ari and Gavi discuss one of the greatest action movies of all time including: why is this movie so hard to find? How dare Osama Ben Laden prevent a second one from being made???? What kind of pool is attached to the outside river? How much of Tom Arnold's lines were ad-libbed? Why does Arnold show his face to Simon? Who would believe he is a computer salesman? and WHO HAS TAKEN THE KEY???
40 minutes | Aug 15, 2017
Point Break (1991)
Ari and Gavi tread water through the original Point Break aka Brokeback Surfing. They try and figure out: how did Keanu become a cop? Do they actually make LBJ masks? What is up with serious sexual tension between Keanu and Swayze? What are meat waffles (and how can we get some)? And if a movie sets up a sequel, and its never made, does it still suck?
42 minutes | Aug 8, 2017
The Long Kiss Goodnight
Gavi and Ari discuss the most underrated action movie of all time, but still wonder: why is the music so bad from such a great composer? Why does the opening give away so much of the plot? What is Samantha/Charlie's obsession with blood? Is her name really Charlie Baltimore? Why don't they just kill Charlie/Baltimore after confirming she doesnt know anything? And how does one discover that they are into how women look when their face is twisted in pain?
42 minutes | Aug 1, 2017
Ari and Gavi don't need a psychological evaluation for discussing this movie, but do wonder: what the movie "meat locker" would be about? Was half this movie an ad for joining the Navy? What exactly is Strannix's job in the band? Why does Commander Krill crossdress? How did they fit so many people on one helecopter? How many times can one person be killed? And why does Casey put clothing on Mrs. July?
47 minutes | Jul 25, 2017
Air Force One
Gavi and Ari get on board Air Force One and try and figure out: what was Gibb's motivation for turning traitor? What threat does Kazakhstan pose against the US? Did the President fire the porter who ruined the football score for him? Why is the President going through everyone's luggage? Should we really allow Harrison Ford to have a family anymore? And WHY DOES GIBBS BETRAY EVERYONE???
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