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What's up, fellow teens? This week's episode, S02E03, "The List Is Life," was ghost-written by Brenda Hampton. Just kidding, it was vampire-written by Julie Plec! Haha! This is our teendramaiest episode yet, and your mileage may vary. There's a list, there's a bonfire, there's the video game of the movie "G-Force", what more could you want? Well, a lot, but whatever! Don't complain too much, unless you want to win the Biggest Diaper Baby Award! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

It took almost a full episode, but at short last we're back at Trager U in S02E02, "The Homecoming"! How will Kyle explain his return to the Tragers? Pretty easily, it turns out! These people will believe anything, no matter how cartoonish. Meanwhile, we've got a new character on our hands, and her name is Slimy XX! What will she do? How fast can she swim? Can she dunk? Will we see the Slizzle Dizzle? Listen and find out! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Well! Season 2 is upon is, and, uh! Well. Well, well, well. We thought we knew what Kyle XY had in store for us at this point but we were really not ready for S02E01, "The Prophet". Adam Baylin is here and he's got some answers for us. Are they the answers we expected? Some of them are! As for the rest... well!!! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Oh boy! It's the season finale, S01E10, "Endgame", and the title might not be super accurate because there are thirty or so episodes left after this but wow! Great episode! Kyle gets to know his maybe parents, but Declan isn't buying it. Could it be true? Of course not! Or could it?! AHHH!!!!! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

This week we're joined by Max of Pod of Greed, Wow! Cool Robot!! and Slappers Only to discuss S01E09, "Overheard", and oh boy what an episode we have this week. It's good! The show is good! Kyle has discovered a new power, but will he use it for good or for Josh? Is his brain strong enough to handle it? Yes, of course, but what if it isn't? And who is this mysterious corporation? And what is this mysterious accent?! Find out in the penultimate episode of season 1! Sam | Jordan | Max Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Looks like the timeskips just keep coming, because Kyle is going to college already! Kind of! We're talking about S01E08, "Memory Serves", and the plot is really getting going! Kyle may have forgotten about how Foss Truckman definitely killed Kern, but who cares? We're heading to UW, where a lot happens! Let's just say... we think he's a clone now!!!! Also Declan and Lori have drama who cares god I'm falling asleep just thinking about it Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Still waiting for resolution on Kyle's school situation from two weeks ago? Well, give up! This week we're watching S01E07 "Kyle Got Game", and it's a basketball episode! The finals are coming up, so I guess we're a ways into the school year, and Kyle is ready to play! Put him in, coach! Or don't, because he doesn't actually know the rules of the game. The championship? Are you sure? Okay! Meanwhile, the Hillary subplot is putting us to sleep. Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Waiting for resolution on Kyle's school situation from last week? Well, wait longer! This week we're watching S01E06, "Blame It on the Rain", and it's a bottle episode! They remembered that Seattle is known for having a lot of rain, so it's raining, and everyone is stuck inside Trager U all day, and everyone includes Declan and Amanda. Meanwhile XY, Kyle demonstrates new supernatural abilities and a new personality quirk. Fun! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

At last, it's what we've all been waiting for! S01E05, "This Is Not a Test", Kyle's first day of school! As our beautiful boy stumbles comically through the hallways, Lori and Josh deal with their own teen struggles: Hillary and Josh. Ugh, my friend and I wore the same shirt! How could this day get any w-- [falls down stairs] Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

After last week's fiasco, we're trying our best to right the ship, but this show just isn't making it easy for us. This week, we watched S01E04, "Diving In", in which Kyle gets his first erection. Great! It's an episode that is heavy on the teen drama side, and also heavy on characters who look like High School Musical. Is that a bad thing? In this case, yes. If only they had cool wrap around sunglasses like Josh! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Okay, look. This episode goes off the rails. I'll tell you that right now. Our friend Gigalithic, artist of the show, joins us this week to discuss S01E03, "The Lies That Bind", but mostly to fuel the flames of hatred between Sam and Jordan. Everything that happens this week is Giga's fault, okay? Anyway, this is the episode where Kyle learns about lying. Have fun! Sam | Jordan | Gigalithic Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Well, would you look at the time! It's time for us to talk about S01E02, "Sleepless in Seattle". What a time we had! It's time for Kyle to go to bed, but he's having a hard time falling asleep. Nicole makes some time to take him to the doctor, but all Kyle cares about is doing a jigsaw puzzle - in record time! Time, time, time, time, time! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Welcome to the first and only podcast all about Kyle XY! Remember Kyle XY? The show with the guy who has no belly button? Your favorite ABC Family podcasters Sam and Jordan are here to find out if it's actually any good, and more importantly, why doesn't he have a belly button? This week, we watch S01E01, in which Kyle pisses his pants and loves it. Alright then! Welcome to the show! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube