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KMBP Kiss My Boner Podcast

282 Episodes

90 minutes | Feb 4, 2023
KMBP " The Simpler Times of Flip Phones, PS2 & MySpace " Kiss My Boner Podcast Season 7, Episode 2
Remember the 90's? What about the early 2000s? We do too. Phones were smaller, video games were easier, and social media didn't try to get you fired from your job or ruin your life. It was a simpler time. Let's talk about that! Also : special guest host is Eddie P, " What's in the Bag? " segment, phone calls from Barney Vellicose and Al Davis, hilarious new video drops, and this episode features the GREATEST ENDING TO A PODCAST IN HISTORY. SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP! Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net
12 minutes | Feb 2, 2023
YOUR TEN MINUTES OF HATE : I HATE Apple Computers with every fiber of my being.
Apple Computers is an oppressive & abusive monolithic company that destroys whatever you buy from them in order to sell more of their horrible products. I'm ready to leave my Macbook and iPhone behind forever. But do I wanna go back to Android??VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!
43 minutes | Feb 1, 2023
SPECIAL TACO TUESDAY DECENTRALIZATION LIVESTREAM!
On this amazing Taco Tuesday, I'm livestreaming my latest compact disc and DVD finds.....DECENTRALIZE YOUR ENTERTAINMENT!!VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!
11 minutes | Jan 31, 2023
YOUR TEN MINUTES OF HATE : You need to figure out a way to be useful and independent
In this day and age of government & corporate greed and corruption, you need to figure out ways to be more useful and independent....because the rich elites are COUNTING on you to be stupid and helpless, so they can be your Daddy or god. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!
13 minutes | Jan 28, 2023
YOUR TEN MINUTES OF HATE : Life is NOT supposed to be safe.
When it comes to rock n' roll, the coof, or even trying to meet a member of the opposite sex....life is NOT supposed to be safe. We are surrounded by people who want to enslave us with rules and make us submit to their whims for what they think is our own good. I say poppycock!!VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!
93 minutes | Jan 27, 2023
KMBP " Special Bon(er)us Episode! " Kiss My Boner Podcast BONUS EPISODE
In this special bonus episode of KMBP ( Kiss My Boner Podcast ), John takes the reigns and goes live with the show from the American Curmudgeon HQ instead of the Champagne Room, drinks are drank, shots are shot, Al Davis calls in from Montana, and we discuss how Microsoft wants to turn off your Xbox, decentralize your entertainment, buy CDs again, certain alcohol drinks to avoid, and so much more ' off the dome ' subjects all while wearing a bad-ass winter hat from the Upper Peninsula of northern Michigan...F**K YOU, WORM!!!SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP! Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net Subscribe to our new AMERICAN CURMUDGEON YouTube channel for exclusive American Curmudgeon & Your Ten Minutes of Hate videos : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeQWqBRoJqDDB7P23JWyIqg
11 minutes | Jan 26, 2023
YOUR TEN MINUTES OF HATE : Microsoft will turn your Xbox off, then your money
We just got word that Microsoft's Xbox will now be the first " Carbon Aware Console " in the gaming world. That means whenever they see fit, MS can turn your game off if it think you've reached your carbon limit and therefore do your part to save the planet. Think you actually OWN your games and entertainment? Think again. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!
12 minutes | Jan 25, 2023
YOUR TEN MINUTES OF HATE : Twitter is STILL toxic and horrible
Despite Elon Musk buying Twitter and seemingly firing all of the leftist riff-raff, make no mistake - Twitter is STILL a toxic and horrible platform for people to use. Why? Because you can still be cancelled, you can still lose your job, you can still lose friends and family, and your future can still be affected by your past. My advice? Look to the heady days of Myspace. Now, THAT was a better time.Check out my uncensored daily blog on my " decentralized " website : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/Subscribe to this channel for more American Curmudgeon!
11 minutes | Jan 24, 2023
YOUR TEN MINUTES OF HATE : Why are people defending STEVEN CROWDER?
The right-wing giants of " free speech " are fighting and the rest of us working stiffs have to sniff their farts and see how much money they all make. Personally, I don't why ANYONE would feel bad about Steven Crowder turning down 50 million dollars, but I guess that's just me. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!
81 minutes | Jan 19, 2023
KMBP " Where is LOGGY? " Kiss My Boner Podcast Season 7, Episode 1
We kick off this brand-new season of KMBP with a special guest host...LOGGY! Who is LOGGY? What is LOGGY? and more importantly, Where is LOGGY? Also, the new " Velma " woke cartoon show, Al Davis calls in from an oil rig in Montana, fake Italians that are actually jewish, more creepy Biden kid-touching stories,  " What's in MY Bag? " segment, why Mr. Rogers would be cancelled now, and Brian " piglet " Stelter makes his first appearance on the show! SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP! Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net
12 minutes | Jan 13, 2023
YOUR TEN MINUTES OF HATE : Why horror movies are NOT scary to me
I don't give a rat's ass about horror movies and I don't think any of them are scary at all. Wanna know what's scary to me? LIFE. REAL LIFE. Living in the modern age and not knowing what's to come. Now that is scary. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!
92 minutes | Jan 12, 2023
KMBP " THE END. " Kiss My Boner Podcast Season 6, Episode 20
It's the Season 6 finale' of Kiss My Boner Podcast! Is it truly " the end "? Watch and find out! This episode we talk about : late night talk show host government propaganda, Jimmy Fallon's horrible coof shill song, artists that die before their time, the boredom of youth, " What's in the Bag? " segment, our new KMBP cartoon comic strip, phone calls from Bill Cosby & Doug Williams, and so much more drunken chaos....BONER!!SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP! Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net
16 minutes | Jan 11, 2023
YOUR TEN MINUTES OF HATE : Just because something is NEW, doesn't make it BETTER.
Maybe I'm showing myself to be just an angry old man ( which I know I am ) but I'm at the age where I know that just because something is new, that doesn't make it better. You can totally use technology from 20 years ago and make it work perfectly. Do you agree? I DON'T CARE! I'M AN ANGRY OLD MAN! VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!
15 minutes | Jan 9, 2023
YOUR TEN MINUTES OF HATE : Resist, Refuse, and always pay with CASH.
I'm so sick of inflation, high food & gas prices, and being told what to think and do. Refuse. Resist. and ALWAYS pay with cash....because sooner or later, they WILL try to take away our freedom and currency. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!
14 minutes | Jan 6, 2023
YOUR TEN MINUTES OF HATE : " My Pet Peeves of 2023...so far "
I have a big problem with you people, and you're all gonna hear about it! That's right, I already have a list of pet peeves for this year and I'm just getting started. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!
95 minutes | Jan 5, 2023
KMBP " The Border Crisis...CONTINUES! " Kiss My Boner Podcast Season 6, Episode 19
We talk about our 5 pet peeves : trans rights for the smallest percentage of humanity, old women who can't get pregnant fighting for abortion rights, old greying metal bands still touring, NERDS, and people who have to put their beliefs on their lawns and car bumpers. Also, we talk about the border crisis that's still continuing, we find out " What's in the Bag? " and we completely de-rail the show by playing the PAQUI One Chip Challenge. DID WE SURVIVE?? Watch and find out!SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP! Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net
15 minutes | Jan 4, 2023
YOUR TEN MINUTES OF HATE : 2023...Back with a Vengeance!
It's 2023, a brand-new year and I'm back with a vengeance! That means I'm full of piss, vinegar, and a ton of vodka ready to throw down on the following SJW zombies and rich elite corporate scumbags! And, I'm launching a few new businesses, re-launching a couple of old ones, and planting a bigger better garden...don't rely on other people - TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN SHIT! VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!
20 minutes | Jan 1, 2023
YOUR TEN MINUTES OF HATE : 10 things I HATED ( and loved ) in 2022
Welp, another year is over. What did we learn from it? Probably nothing, as the Jennifer Effect has taken place, but here's my 10 things that I hated and loved from the year 2022. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!
77 minutes | Dec 29, 2022
KMBP " 2022 YEAR END REVIEW " Kiss My Boner Podcast Season 6, Episode 18
It's that time to go over everything that's happened in this year of our lord, 2022. What's good? What's bad? and WHAT'S IN THE BAG???SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more KMBP! Official website & swag : http://www.kmbp.net
15 minutes | Dec 28, 2022
YOUR TEN MINUTES OF HATE : Everything is a LIE and everyone is CORRUPT.
I've come to the point in my life where I don't believe 90% of what any mainstream institution tells me and I think it's a good way to be. There's nothing wrong with a healthy amount of paranoia, especially when you find out that YOU'RE RIGHT. VISIT THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR AMERICAN CURMUDGEON for my daily blog : http://theamericancurmudgeon.com/SUBSCRIBE to this channel for more AMERICAN CURMUDGEON!
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