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Kings of the North
60 minutes | 22 days ago
NFC Championship Game: The Price is Wrong, Aaron
Stop me if you've heard this one before. A dominant NFC North Team (not the Lions) loses a heartbreaking game due to coaching incompetence and lackluster performance from their stars. We try to get Beefcake and Chad from Oshkosh out of their deep state of sadness by playing NFC North Price is Right!
50 minutes | a month ago
Divisional Round: Packers Might Be Good, Saints Suck
With the Packers in the NFC Championship game Rhob and Professor Pigskin are doing their best to keep a confident Beefcake from exploding all over the pod. At least the gang can all bond over the god damn Saints choking in the playoffs once again. Shout out to Chief Wiggum for the fire opener!
56 minutes | a month ago
SUPER Wild Card Weekend: Jeopardy Fever
We've got the Jeopardy fever, hope you've got it too. Just pour out some bubbly, now it's all you gotta do. It's Christmas for NFC North fans, the KOTN Awards. Pop up some popcorn, welcome aboard! Who's gonna win, who's gonna lose? We got the Jeopardy fever, hope you got it too!
61 minutes | a month ago
Week 17: The sweet relief of death
With two NFC North teams knocked out and two advancing to the playoffs, the KOTN crew revisits the highs, lows, and creamy centers of the regular season before discussing the best debuts of all time, in honor of Justin Jeffersons amazing year.
53 minutes | 2 months ago
Week 16: Hatred Power Rankings
With the NFL Season coming to a close, the KOTN Gang starts putting aside the troubles in their personal lives and starts getting serious about what really matters - hatred. From the Saints, Packers, Vikings, Bears, and histories greatest rivalries, this week is full of all the hatred you can handle!
53 minutes | 2 months ago
Week 15: The Truth Is Out There
There is something fishy going on in the NFL, and America, and KOTN is digging deep to find you THE TRUTH!
68 minutes | 2 months ago
Week 14: Unhinged
Professor Pigskin is broken and vows to get revenge against the NFL. Beefcake is euphoric over his Kings of the North Packers. Ponders Daddy is back to add fuel to the fire. All this, and our favorite pizza toppings!
54 minutes | 3 months ago
Week 13: Burger Ranch
Beefcake, Rhob, and the Professor celebrate the certain demise of the hated bears by discussing a big and bold new direction for KOTN
74 minutes | 3 months ago
Week 12: Better late than never
Purple Moses joins the game to discuss all the week 12 action and to preview the Vikings 5 game march to the promised land!
72 minutes | 3 months ago
Week 11: Thankful for Something
This week the gang is joined by Fair Weather Fanboy who has turned his back on the NFC North and is embracing the NFC West. We do our best to get as thankful as possible, but with all our teams losing it turns to bitterness and bickering very quickly, channeling the true spirit of Thanksgiving!
65 minutes | 3 months ago
Week 10: Imminent Danger
The tension is turning up on KOTN. The Packers are struggling against bad teams, the Bears are imploding, the Vikings are surging, and the Lions are....the Lions. But the intra-divisional competition has nothing on the competition between the hosts, whose associations with organized crime, crooked lawyers, and murder plots are coming to a head. Fortunately they have the even hand of Da Polish Sausage, freshly released from Cook County penitentiary, to help them get to the bottom of this all. We also look into a crystal ball to try and tell the future, but it is very dangerous for we know not who may be watching...
60 minutes | 4 months ago
Week 9: Accusations
Beefcake is back and his excuses are flimsier than the Detroit Lions run D. Tensions are high among the host, and higher as the playoff race reaches midseason. In honor of Donald Trumps embarrassing electoral college defeat The Gang competes in a Four Down Territory of greatest all time collapses.
43 minutes | 4 months ago
Week 8: Beefcake is Missing
This is normally where Professor would be gloating about the Vikings destroying the Packers but Beefcake is gone and the only thing he left was an ominous note. Please help us find him. Chad from Oshkosh also joins the show to share some coaching tips for young and upcoming running backs.
56 minutes | 4 months ago
Week 7: The Case of the Dirty Birds
King of the North: A True Crime Podcast is back to discuss a twisted assortment of intrigue and murder. We have the Falcons officially killing the season of the Minnesota Vikings before being killed themselves by the Green Bay Packers. We have Detroit Lions slashing anyone who stands in the way of their ascent up the NFC Standings. We have the Bears getting away with murdering their own playoff chances. And it is all topped off by a Four Down Territory featuring thy discussing the most famous and gruesome killers in history. You do NOT want to miss this one!
15 minutes | 4 months ago
Week 6: King of the North: A True Crime Podcast Presented By Bjorn Media Inc
The gang tries out their first episode as a True Crime podcast, discussing the infamous Ted Bundy. Rhob has a lot on his mind.
69 minutes | 4 months ago
Week 5: BMI Takeover
HUGE news on the podcast this week - Bjorn and Rhob's Shigns reach a business deal, more details on Professor and Beefcakes legal battles, and serial killers. A little football too, I guess.
57 minutes | 5 months ago
Week 4: That smoooooooth jazz sound
This week the gang is joined by Julian Russo, jazz radio host out of Iowa, who brings his Fusion of cool licks and hard bopping takes to the podcast. He gets really excited about our over/under gambling lines before we get to the main event - a Four Down Territory of the sandwiches!
83 minutes | 5 months ago
Week 3: Do you believe in Magic...the Gathering?
A despondent Purple Moses joins the show, shortly after his Twins were eliminated from the playoffs, to discuss what feels like 40 years of wandering in a desert of Minnesota sports relevance. Beefcake is too happy and everyone hates it. Then we get our aggression out with a little 'Rouging the Passer' before settling down to turn NFC North personalities into Magic the Gathering cards! The Bar: 4:00-27:00 Roughing the Passer: 27:19-55:25 Chopping Block (Magic the Gathering): 55:50-1:12:30 Week 4 Preview: 1:12:54-1:22:43
87 minutes | 5 months ago
Week 2: The Gang Finds Their Prince Charming
A despondent and hopeless Professor is joined by the equally pessimistic guest star, Ponders Dad (no not that Ponder), to discuss the end of the Vikings season. Beefcake is insufferable. We take a break from the hatred and anger to talk about our favorite Disney Princesses! The Bar - 2:15-28:20 Playing Doctor - 28:33-46:25 Four Down Territory, Disney Princesses - 46:25-1:13:20 Week 4 Predictions - 1:13:37-1:26:57
62 minutes | 5 months ago
Episode 2021: Week 1: Need a cigarette
Da Polish Sausage joins the gang to rehash last weekends bitter NFC North matchups. After the football coverage you'd best put the kids to bed, because we play NFC North Fuck, Marry, Kill, discuss new locations for a Packers bar in Minneapolis, and preview next weeks games. Segments The Bar: 00:00-24:00 Fuck, Marry, Kill: 24:00-46:30 New Packers Bar: 47:10-56:05 Week 2 Preview: 56:25-61:50
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