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After yet another disappointing playoff appearance by the Vikings Rhob, Beefcake, and a very drunk Professor are joined by Cupcake the Witch who lends her insight on protective hexes, tantric sex, and hockey to the podcast. After that we take our mind off of how awful our football teams are by playing KOTN Price is Right and we read some mean insults from our enemy, Gary the Plunger.

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A stumble for the Lions, false hope for the Packers, and more luck for the Vikings. Also, New Years Resolutions

The KOTN gang is back to discuss did the Vikings comeback or did the Colts choke, is everyone afraid of the Lions, and should anyone care about the Packers? The Bears suck. Also, we hand out Christmas gifts and plot an attack on Bjorn.

The gang is joined this week by old friends from season 1, Line of Scrimmage Lauren and Muffed Punt Melissa, the hosts of the highly successful (but on hiatus) podcast, Presidents and Asshole! They joined us at Frenchman's Pub, where Professor may have caught COVID, to watch Vikings vs Lions with us and they swung by the studio afterward to share their thoughts and expertise with us. You do NOT want to miss this one! (there are a few audio issues, suck it up)

Are the Pack back? Are the Lions the team of the future? Are the Bears smart to tank? When will we ever know if the Vikings are any good? All this, and us comparing football personalities to fictional characters.

KOTN boys are back at it again, discussing the hot button issues such as gravy, lucky wins, is Creed nu metal, and kicking. After that we go In The Hunt for the first time of the year where we speculate on Aaron Rodgers favorite conspiracy theories

After missing a week due to Bjorn interference, the gang is back with Chad from Oshkosh to discuss two zany weeks of NFC North action and break down the gangs trip to Lambeau Field. You'll want to listen all the way to the end of this one so you can hear an exclusive interview with a very special Shawno VFW patron

The Lions send Beefcake and the Packers reeling, Justin Fields is better than Michael Vick, and the Vikings overcome the Washington Referees. Due to the Vikings' customary midseason collapse we also discuss all of our favorite examples of things that started off really well but ended horribly.

KOTN has a new guest, a professional bookie named Quentin. With his help we talk XFL re-revival, trade deadline, all the games, and we even have time to discuss some interesting Over/Unders. You DO NOT want to miss this one!

The Packers are losing and Beefcake is losing it. With the times getting desperate, what measures will he turn to in order to turn his team's season around?

Pain! Panic! Reporting for duty!

All three of us are being stalked by Bjorn Bjornson. We are afraid of what he might do to us. If something happens to us, please tell the police it was him. We talk about a three loss NFC North week and our favorite British things.

Kicking, kicking, kicking! A week full of dramatic kicking action in the NFL leaves the KOTN guys wondering....what are the best kicks of all time? You do NOT want to miss this one!

A zany week of NFC North Football leads the gang to discuss whether or not the Bears are real (they're not), tension between Rhob and Professor over a controversial NFC North Showdown, and Beefcake being ungrateful for his HOF QB. After that we talk about all the things we hate, which ruffles many feathers. Don't skip this one!

We're back, and we have a very special guest, a friend from beyond the grave! Together we hype up the ultra-competitive NFC North before speculating about the many personal Superbowls across the NFL. Also, a review from Gary the Plunger.

The only thing hotter than the NFC North action this week hot sauce that Beefcake, Professor, and Rhob subject themselves to when they sit on the hot seat!

The Beefcake, Professor Pigskin, and Rhob are back to kickoff their 6th season of Kings of the North! We pick up where we left off with Beefcake making excuses for Rodgers being a chode, Professor Pigskin putting blind faith into a supposedly improved offensive line, and Rhob waxing poetic about the insane ramblings of Dan Campbell.

The KOTN Crew managed to escape from the clutches of Bjorn Bjornson and his cult organization, BJRN. Now, on the run, they have abandoned the war room and set up a new mobile command center where they can safely produce new content without fear of Bjorn finding them and exacting his revenge. The new studio has some cobwebs to work out so our first segment, all about the NFL Draft, got cut short, however we still have a brand new segment, Mailbag, and a small preview at the upcoming NFL schedule to tide you over as we set up our new operation. KOTN is back, baby!

The KOTN crew gathers for what they expect to be a typical end-of-season episode: Superbowl thoughts, things to look forward to in the offseason, fart jokes. But former NFL and e-Sports insider Bjorn Bjornson comes into the War Room with an opportunity that will shake the KOTN-verse to its core!