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Really hard to say how this will happen or how it will go on. there is no right or wrong or up and down. Simply time to evolve and walk forward with a depiction of what is to come from beyond what we may be able to comprehend… That’s the end of season 1 ya’ll!

We have such sights to... tell you about into your ears. It's time for spooky season guys! And what better way to get started than by taking you to hell. This week, we are messing with cubes that can be gateways to pleasure or pain or a little bit of both. Now, remember, please, no tears. It's a waste of good suffering. Spooky Season!!

Follow us as we dive back into the mind that is M. Night Shyamalan. This is considered part 2 of the Unbreakable trilogy so be sure to step back a couple of episodes for part 1. This film has such fantastic acting with a cast that will bring you to tears of respect for their craft. Be sure to check for windows and make sure you don't cut the sandwich wrong or the beast will come for you too.

Can you hear that melody in your heart? Can you feel that rhythm in your step? What about the Nazi affections and gay perfectionism? No? Really? That’s strange because this week, we check out a favorite musical amongst some more than others. Seriously, you would have to be a theater lover to have a heartfelt position on this film. Regardless, check the tribute of a film to a musical to a fusical…. it’s not a word because it has the red squiggly line under it… but I’m gonna make it count, dammit!

Alright, I’m gonna need you to watch my left foot because my right elbow is gonna steal your wallet out your back pocket while my right eye twitches and my baby toe takes your watch. Now, if you focus hard enough, you’ll have noticed that for the last two sentences, I’ve been scamming you and your checking account is empty. It’s the perfect heist and you never saw it coming. So now, I’m gonna slip on my cool sunglasses that I stole from your sister's purse with my left butt cheek because you were looking at my half-smile and sip a margarita I slipped out of an Australians hand. Make sense? Neither did half of this movie.

You never want to hear this, but superheroes aren’t real. They don’t wear spandex or capes and don’t have x-ray vision. Because if they did… they would wear a raincoat and get a little freaked out over a glass of water. This week we watch Bruce Willis bench press 350lb and have a tummy ache at the pool. Also, if you’re wondering if there is a twist, dude, it’s M. Night Shyamalan.

Hello, my child. Do you feel forsaken? Do you feel lost and alone? Has He stop listening to your prayers and fulfilling your life with hope and reason? Yeah well, deal with it. Stop bombarding into peoples homes and trying to make their home your own. You didn't ask to come in. You didn't wipe your feet! You pissed off His wife! And now, you're gonna pay. We're all gonna pay! Confused? Good! watch the movie! 

Alright, so... This one is debatable. Obviously, a lot of people love this film and the grand majority of people don't. We would love to read your thoughts on this film and whether you are a lover or a hater or a deranged lunatic. Whatever the case may be, someone is wrong and some others have let their minds slip into the abyss of madness where darkness and rotting flesh drudge through the muck of disgust, searching for souls to drag down with them so that they may suffer as they do! (PEOPLE WHO ARE DERANGED LUNATICS WHO LOVE THIS FILM!) Love you all!! (sorta)

Remember that last break-up you had and how hard it was? Well, can you remember all the break-up moments you had since your first? Then this movie is for you. Get ready for a romantic comedy that'll get you pissed off and laughing around the same time. I (Mikey) loved and hated this movie; hit too many nails on the head. You'll see what I mean when a certain segment of the film just takes you back to that break-up you hated the most and then made you laugh about it in the same scene. this'll be sadly fun.

Oh man, I can't even think of a clever paragraph to write. This is one of those top-shelf films, guys. We all went out to the storage unit filled with memories and brought our comic nerd game to the table. This week, we pay respect to a beautifully animated and written film filled multiverse theories and spider people all over the place. You can't be mad at this one, because it's just so damn good, Spider-friend!

Hey, you. Yeah you, the one reading this. Can you keep a secret? No? Well, can you find something that you think is of value, charge a good Samaritan fee for it, and try to sell the same nonsense to the Russians? Really? Then I think you’ll really like this one. Let’s dive into the conceded and goofy story about a book that was never published and a pair of eyes that are very cheeky-cheeky.

Welcome to the 60’s! OH OH OH OH! Welcome to the moment where racism is still really bad. But if you put some kick’n jives and a super cool dance move, It’s mildly intolerable! This week we hit a musical that hits all the right notes and dances you through rough history. This’ll be fun and full of thick white girls!

Before they were out to devour his soul. Before he chopped off his own hand and replaced it with a chainsaw. Before all hell broke loose and shoving a shotgun down a demon's throat was groovy, he was just Ash. This week, we visit the root of all evil. The low budget, the original masterpiece that became the foundation of the Evil Dead franchise. So, sit back, relax, and give me some sugar, baby.

We ain’t…. Just realized auto correction doesn’t pop up when I write ain’t no more. Crazy how times have changed and certain words become words and then BAM! Another Bad Boys movie gets made. This week, we get sucked into the THIRD helping of Bad Boys. That’s right, even though the title leaves you with the thought process that they possibly made four of these movies, it’s actually only the third. So, settle your nerves, you didn’t miss out on anything for the past 15 years, it’s still holding on to that 90’s flavor. By the way, P. Diddy is doing fine, we just saw him a few weeks ago in Get Him to the Greek.

Look! Up in the sky! It's a Bird! No.....It's blood! We're all gonna DIE!! Where're the good guys coming to save us? They are nowhere to be found. All we got is this Awesomely over-powered twelve-year-old coming to destroy us all. This week, we check out the story of a kid who made the choice to become the dark entity that the man of steel should've been if he didn't give a damn about feeble humans. So, let's watch the world burn together, brightly... See what I did there?.... You think Bright Burn is gonna kill me for that joke?  

You know when you take a moment from trying something, like a glass of wine and you need to taste something in between tasting, like cheese before you start the next glass? No? Well, whatever. We are watching a movie dedicated to the love of the romantic-comedy style of the '80s. /come listen as we cleanse the palate before we dive deep into some murderous and raunchy intent. Don't worry guys, this week, it's the 80's with good vibes and killer music and happening gear! And plenty of cocaine. 

What are you doing here? What are you looking at? Do you think this is a game? Do you think this podcast is funny or something? How is it funny? No seriously, tell me how this is funny to you! Tell me while we dig into a tail of gangsters just trying to make a little bit of scratch. It's just a little money, a little bit of murder and a couple of bags of lime. And if you know what's good for you, you'll keep your mouth shut and listen to the show.

Alright, gonna be upfront with you, the quality isn't gonna be top-notch on this one. Due to technical difficulties, Mikey's audio is a bit jacked up. BUT, we don't want to miss out on giving you what we can, so, here is a free episode.... like all the other ones.... Drunken Master! The Kung Fu classic that puts Jackie Chan as a twenty-something asshole and turns him into a brutal drunk. I mean that in the best way. Join us as we dig into this Kung Fu comedy with shot after shot of Kung Fu sound effects that we love and dubbing that makes no sense.

What’s greater than being a rockstar? Why, all the drugs, booze and sex, of course! Now, how you would you feel if you were the guy on the outside with zero experience with this and just have it all thrown at you at once? Sounds like life handed you a Jerry!! Time for us to stroke the furry wall as we traverse half way around the world to get a legend to the Greek theater. By the way, I don’t wanna play “Haireoke”.

That tingle up your spine, the chill you feel whisk past the back of your neck or even the whisper in your ear. You're not haunted, you made the right choice of listening to our podcast! We do that to people sometimes, just except it.  This week, we discuss the tragic story filled with twists, turns and haunted rooms with turn-down service in room 1408. Join us as we try to break down Stephen King's delectable brain.