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84 minutes | Dec 12, 2017
December 12th, 2017: Hypothetical dream crimes, the top foods of 2017, and wishing a RIP to SF Mayor Ed Lee
After Kevin reveals his hypothetical dream crime, Ally reveals that she has no idea what an armored car is. Which is shocking because she has probably fulfilled Kevin’s dream crime many times over while playing videogames. Afterwards, we try to figure out the rational in mismatched couples. Is it really the woman that ends up being the most attractive half of the partnership? Are they doing it on purpose? Plus, rest in peace SF Mayor Ed Lee, the Wonder Bible, top seven foods of 2017, and more!
73 minutes | Dec 11, 2017
December 11th, 2017: Kevin’s complaint email from Uber, the Bad Gift Draft, Greedy Listeners, and more!
Now that NSSN has come and past, we can concentrate on more important things this holiday. Like which Christmas gifts are the absolute worst to get, which was decided by another KKL draft. We listen to pure greed as our listeners tell us why they deserve a poster signed by all of the Not So Silent 2017 bands. Plus, Kevin’s worst Uber ride ever, and more!
81 minutes | Dec 8, 2017
December 8th, 2017: Lewis Black is angry, Ike’s Place and Chef Ryan Scott team up to feed our Useless Foodie some cakes, and things NOT to do at a concert
NSSN weekend is finally here! Two days of live music is plenty of opportunity to make all the wrong moves. That’s why we’re giving you seven things NOT to do while at a concert. Don’t be THAT guy/gal/other. Afterwards, we chat with the usually-angry Lewis Black about his upcoming dates in our area. You should go check him out so you can congratulate him on his upcoming tribute from The 17th Annual SF Sketchfest coming up in January 2018. Later, Chef Ryan Scott and Ike from Ike’s Place. If you’re not into sandwiches, you’ll love Useless Weirdo taste testing their cakes! Plus, reminding Twinkie of jail etiquette, the dark secret about sign language, instructions on how to win a NSSN beat and meet, and more!
89 minutes | Dec 7, 2017
December 7th, 2017: Bob Saget talks Killers excitement, a 7 @ 7 on "respectful" ways to compliment coworkers, & more!
Kevin and Ally talk with Bob Saget about how he can possibly perform his stand up and see The Killers at Live 105's Not So Silent Night 2017, a 7 @ 7
66 minutes | Dec 6, 2017
December 6th, 2017: Colin Quinn hates sourdough, James Bong battles against diverticulitis, and porch pirate confessions
Santa Claus actors have been hard at work this holiday season, but not all Santas are equal. To help you figure out which one is which, we have seven types of Kris Kringles you might run into at the mall. Afterwards, we chat with Jim McAlpine, aka James Bong, as he talks about his recent battle with diverticulitis. Jim prefers the green to morphine, and even went far enough to sneak in some vaping while at the hospital. After all, his main message today is to come out and be open about cannabis use! Later, Colin Quinn responds to SNL’s recent Irish Airline sketch. Did it offend the funny Irishman? Can he help us figure out if we can at least still make fun of fat men, curly hair, or even hipsters? Plus, a game of Guess TD the STD, porch pirate confessions, Good Avocado News, and more!
117 minutes | Dec 5, 2017
December 5th, 2017: President Donald Trump’s McDonalds habits, the decline of workplace holiday parties, and a round of Am I A Hypocrite?
Yesterday we taught you seven things not to do at a work-related holiday parties. And today we tell you about the increasing trend of having no party at all. Sure, it could be to save money or to spend it on a charitable cause, but is it insulting to know that it’s because we can’t be trusted to be on good behavior? It seems like o party is better than sexual misconduct! Later, we play a round of Am I A Hypocrite, and it’s amazing to know the things people advocate against yet turn around and do themselves. Plus, seven formerly nerdy things that have become cool, debate on our addiction to tipping, McDonald’s and President Trump, and more!
72 minutes | Dec 1, 2017
December 1st, 2017: The Shark Tank’s Robert Herjavec listens to our bad ideas, a few new Movie Review Haikus, and charity shame!
Because we’re an audio medium, clarity of words is very important. That’s why there is such a strong reaction when we find out that Patrick’s traffic report on a 45-car accident was really a four-to-five car incident. Huge difference! Afterwards we recap current events in our Week In Shame, including the shame we all feel when refusing to donate to charity in public. Later, Shark Tank’s Robert Herjavec turns down our bad ideas like Fortune Dumplings, the Poomba, and an Easy Bake Glove Box. Looks like all of our ideas stink and sink! Plus, DMX holiday news, Movie Review Haikus, and much more!
146 minutes | Nov 30, 2017
November 30th, 2017: Where In The World Is Matt Lauer?, Useless Weirdo’s photo shoot, and a new KKL song from Sodapop!
We’re lucky to know that we have the most honest listeners around. We can always count on all of you to tell us how horrible we look, so thank you for the responses to our awareness video about sexual harassment. Check it out on our Facebook and Twitter if you haven’t seen it! All throughout today’s show, callers make guesses for Where In The World Is Matt Lauer. Will we eventually find him? We also discuss Patrick’s recent photo shoot in a public park, and ask him why he thought it was a good idea. Plus, the return of the Generations Game, seven reasons not to have children, a fresh song from @Sodapop104, and more from today’s Double Trouble Thursday edition of KKL: Half-Off!
93 minutes | Nov 29, 2017
Mike Ness’ guilty pleasure female pop artists, Bait Bucket with a Salvation Army kettle, and Jim McAlpine differentiating medicinal and recreational marijuana
Boobs are great. Moobs are less desirable. That’s why we’re giving you the top seven things men need to avoid for moob prevention. Afterwards, Mike Ness answers rumors about new Social D music and reveals his guilty pleasure female pop artists. Later, Patrick takes the Salvation Army kettle to the streets for a round of Bait Bucket. Will someone snatch our charity change? How long will it take? Plus, Jim McAlpine differentiates recreational and medicinal marijuana, Sodapop teases his new song, Bill Murray in a hurry, and more!
87 minutes | Nov 28, 2017
November 28th, 2017: A surprise wakeup call to K.Flay, bad proposal stories, and the search for Jerry Garcia’s beard hair
Kevin finds it surprising that Sharper Image is still a store, while Ally uncovers a link between Good Vibrations and Brookstone. This is the kickoff to your holiday shopping! Later, we listen to bad proposal stories from our listeners. If we hear one bad enough, someone might get a chance for a proposal re-do on stage at Oracle Arena at Not So Silent Night 2017! Afterwards, we give our pal K.Flay a wakeup call to give her some good news! Plus, the search for Jerry Garcia’s beard hair, Lenny and Patrick argue about traffic, and more!
88 minutes | Nov 27, 2017
November 27th, 2017: The Trump Hole Game, Even Stranger Things, and #BTwo!
It’s Cyber Monday but we don’t have any new deals or specials for you. Just the regular ol’ half-off podcast from the live show! Today Kevin talks about the difficulty of long flights with his young daughter over Thanksgiving, and how he had to keep her quiet. Afterwards, we play the Trump Hole Game as callers figure out what can top the amount of golf our president has already played this year. Later, we play a round of Even Stranger Things. So many of us were forced to spend time with family during the break, and we’d like to hear any new family secrets discovered! Plus, Kevins’ courageous #btwo story inspires more buttholes, Lenny’s complaint from 280 traffic, and more!
82 minutes | Nov 22, 2017
November 22nd, 2017: Pre-Thanksgiving Leftovers with Jared Leto, Connor McGregor, and ex-convicts!
Today’s menu includes: Ally’s awkward story involving her sister, her fiancé, and a brand new sex toy Patrick’s attempt to interview UFC fighter Connor McGregor before his fight with Floyd Mayweather Jr. Jared Leto discusses his affinity for investing in Silicon Valley tech. A game of Whole Foods Price Is Right with a caller The Ex-Con Ramen Cook-Off ,with real former inmates judging the food!
79 minutes | Nov 21, 2017
November 21st, 2017: Pre-Thanksgiving Leftovers with Jim Gaffigan, U2 guitarist The Edge, and Never Ending Pasta!
The menu today includes: Homeless Jeopardy! For Olive Garden’s Never Ending Pasta Pass Sobers face off against Drunks in Subculture Wars F’ing w/ Cavs fans to support our Golden State Warriors Chatting with comedian Jim Gaffigan and U2’s The Edge
77 minutes | Nov 20, 2017
November 20th, 2017: Pre-Thanksgiving Leftovers with Joel McHale, Coldplay’s Chris Martin, and more!
Today’s menu includes: Ally’s dare against Kevin in a round of Darebnb Admitting our fattest moments Live-reading Useless Weirdo’s movie script Why you shouldn’t request songs from KKL Callers sharing their stories for Am I A Stereotype?
84 minutes | Nov 17, 2017
November 17th, 2017: Jim Norton discusses Louis C.K.’s scandal, 7 discussions to avoid at Thanksgiving dinner, and a Black Friday edition of The Price Is Right!
We want you to be prepared to get through Thanksgiving as painlessly as possible. So today we share the 7 things to avoid discussing while at the dinner table. Afterwards, we catch up with Jim Norton as he prepares to tell jokes at Herbst Theatre in SF the day after Thanksgiving! Hear what he has to say about recent Hollywood perverts as well as his own perversions! Plus, more worst family member nominees, a game of I’ve Got A Secret, a Black Friday version of The Price Is Right, and more!
141 minutes | Nov 16, 2017
November 16th, 2017: Patrick shares his family tradition of Russian Ping Pong, A Native Indian vs. The White Man in Subculture Wars, and a few rounds of Dave Grohl or Jesus?
Kevin didn’t get much sleep last night because of a phone notification alerting him of San Jose’s chance of rain at almost 3am. Kevin postulates that people would rather receive phone warnings of local pig problems. Wild pigs are both a nuisance and safety concern, and Kevin makes a compelling point. Later, Patrick describes his family’s very strange Thanksgiving tradition called Russian Ping Pong. We’re not exactly sure it will catch on, but it still sounds…engaging. Afterwards, we have a seasonal edition of Subculture Wars as a Native Indian faces off against The White Man. Plus, Kevin regrets his recent flu shot, we listen to a new song from Sodapop, a game of Dave Grohl or Jesus? and much more!
93 minutes | Nov 15, 2017
November 15th, 2017: Inviting Bob Saget to Not So Silent Night, visiting childhood homes, and Dank Tank pitches with James Bong
Because of many recent allegations towards Hollywood perverts, Kevin and Ally discuss the different levels or degrees of perversion. Because we all know that all perverts are not equal. Somehow this leads to talk about perverts among the animal kingdom and Useless Weirdo explaining how fish are inseminated underwater. Later, Kevin wonders if it’s weird to visit your childhood home. Would you let strangers in for nostalgia? Afterwards, we congratulate Bob Saget on his new engagement, his new comedy special, and his bromance with John Stamos. Kevin also tries to book him for Not So Silent Night with The Killers, but schedule conflicts may prevent it from happening. Plus, Twinkie petitions against clipboards, Dank Tank ideas with Jim McAlpine, Ally attempts to order panties, and more!
82 minutes | Nov 14, 2017
November 14th, 2017: Ally’s panty sale update, nominations for the worst family member at Thanksgiving, and kitten butthole surgery
People all over The Bay Area have really come together to provide relief to those affected by recent wildfires. Ally has even offered her used panties for sale on the Internet! However, it’s going so badly to the point where a caller suggests she start her own line of mullet wigs instead. Later, while listeners nominate their worst family members to invite to Thanksgiving, a woman tells us about her killer Aunt. Afterwards, during a game of Let’s Get Offended we meet an old woman calling from a Sumsang phone. Plus, an update on kitten butthole surgery, saving the world with the four day work week, Manliest Man Tips, and more!
94 minutes | Nov 13, 2017
November 13th, 2017: Brandon Flowers reacts to a kid listening to The Killers, 49ers fans react to the 0-16 tattoos, and Ally runs a 10K!
Kevin’s start the show feeling very proud of Ally for finishing her 10K run over the past weekend. After learning that it was actually a mermaid run and not a marathon, Kevin takes back every little ounce of pride. Afterwards, Kevin responds to the misdirected hate from 49ers fans that didn’t understand the 0-16 tattoos from last week. Later, we let Brandon Flowers listen to a child hearing The Killers for the very first time! Plus, Kangaroo Plane, Name It, seven ways to improve your Mondays, and more!
65 minutes | Nov 10, 2017
November 10th, 2017: Live in-studio 49ers tattoos, JB Smoove reacts to Louis C.K. news, and our U2 grand prize winner!
Kevin has noticed a pattern in sports fans getting preemptive celebratory tattoos for their favorite teams. Today we attempt to break that cycle with in-studio 0-16 49er ink for two LUCKY listeners. If the 9ers win this weekend, we all know who to thank. Afterwards, JB Smoove joins us in studio to talk about The Book of Leon: Philosophy of a Fool. Bookworms and Curb Your Enthusiasm fans rejoice! He also takes the time to examine Ally’s hamburger ass and discuss his inspiration from Louis C.K. Plus, news from Trendasaurus, our U2 grand prize winner, and more!
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