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Keeg's Quest: A Skyrim Adventure
57 minutes | 5 years ago
Yeah, yeah, I know. It's been a while. You might wanna brush up on the last couple episodes before tackling this one, because this one is YUGE. This super-sized catch-up episode revisits each of our three seperate storylines, so you can get up to date with where everyone is and what they're doing. Soris and Sebastian, still imprisoned in Badger's dungeon, attempt to devise a cunning escape plan. Ynroh, Zapatos, and Cando continue their search for the cave in which Aelgvir, Urun, and Narratorius sought shelter, only to find it was inhabited and guarded by a fearsome Dwemer Sphere Guardian, which refuses to allow them to leave. Only a proper password will save their lives, and they simply don't have the slightest clue. Spoiler Alert- The password ain't 'Guest'. All of this, plus a surprise shakeup in the cast of the show, as well as a (naturally) extended Blooper Reel make this THE CAN'T MISS EPISODE OF THE YEAR! And, in fact, the ONLY episode of the year (to date). One caveat, though. This sucker weighs in at about 80 Megs, so you might wanna wait till you're on wifi to download this baby. I take no responsibility for any data overages you may incur while downloading this thing over 4G or whatever wireless system you're on.
31 minutes | 6 years ago
Campfire Storytime 9!
At long last, the ACTUAL newest Campfire Storytime has arrived. The last one, of course, being a cruel hoax. But this time you're really going to have a blast as Rich regales you with tales of community theatre, the Magic of Disney, Audio Zombie Drama, and more! Let's face it: there are worse ways to waste a half hour of your life.
25 minutes | 6 years ago
This was actually an April Fool's joke in 2015; an episode disguised as a boring Campfire Storytime. I realize it's entirely possible that some people ignored this on principle, so I'm attempting to bring this episode into the fold in proper episodic order so that your playlists will be all sleek and organized-looking. Now let's see if I remember how to code an RSS feed. It's been a while.
27 minutes | 6 years ago
Cando tells Zapatos his backstory and explains how he met Marjaenewen. The team receives an update on current events to the North. Soris plots his vengeance upon Two-Tails and unleashes his powers of Speechcraft in a brash escape attempt.
9 minutes | 7 years ago
In this shorter-than-usual, yet pivotal episode, Aelgvir and Urun investigate the allegedly "empty" cave in which they're biding their time till morning. Is it really the dead-end cave Narratorius claims, or does it hold a darker mystery within? Heck, they're not going anywhere, so they may as well have a look. ...Right?
14 minutes | 7 years ago
This one was produced so quickly, there really was no point in keeping my promise and waiting till April. In this episode, Soris, Sebastian and Two-Tails confront the infamous Don Baggiarone, in hopes that they will retain ownership of the Gray Cloud Tavern as well as their lives.
20 minutes | 7 years ago
Campfire Storytime 7!
Yes, a question for the ages: just where the hell has Rich been for months? Well, he's gonna tell you. He's also going to detail his plan to get Keeg's Quest back on track, and hopefully get stuff out to the slavering masses in a more timely fashion. Other assorted "where is he now?" tidbits, as well as a complimentary game review section make this a well-rounded, though shamelessly belated, performance.
34 minutes | 7 years ago
Ynroh, Zapatos, and Cando search for Marjaenewen, an old compatriot of Cando's and the only person in Tamriel capable of making Skooma Classic™. Meanwhile, Urun and MacGuffin make camp in a questionable location while Aelgvir pays the iron price for an evening of drunken debauchery.
17 minutes | 7 years ago
Rich Matheson is far too busy (evidently) to bring you a traditional Campfire Storytime, so the cast members decided to sneak you this installment completely behind his back. Many Bothans died to bring you this information. Naw, just kidding. But this one IS a little different! Hang out with the guys for a spell as they update you on Keeg's Quest, Rich's Sitch (clever wordplay there), and a little gratuitious infighting which they simply couldn't resist. Narratorius is also let out of his storytelling booth for another exciting edition of "Right Back At Ya"! Could this be any more fun?? Don't answer that. We already know the answer. Sheesh. And the duration of this file is a deliberate shout-out to our Trekkie brethren out there. LLAP, homies!
32 minutes | 8 years ago
Cando drags Ynroh to see a psychiatrist in hopes of curing his loincloth-soiling fear of dragons, but decides to take care of a little bidness on the way. Did I just type "bidness"? Seriously? Meanwhile, Soris, Sebastian, and Two-Tails attempt to rectify the gang's unfortunate "late payment situation" with Badger, because a death mark isn't an easy thing to live with. If indeed things have escalated that far...
12 minutes | 8 years ago
This seemed to be the best way to get everyone informed on just what the heck is going on over here at Keeg's Quest Central. I beseech everyone to listen to at least the first three minutes of this message, just so everyone's on the same page, kay? Thanks a bunch! Hugs 'n High Fives - Rich
35 minutes | 8 years ago
Well, now that the band's back together again, they only have one problem. Ynroh's scared to death of dragons and has zero intention of hunting them for fun, sport, or world-saving purposes. So, Cando decides some Tough Love™ is in order. Meanwhile, trouble's brewing at the Gray Cloud Tavern: a terrifying new threat threatens their ownership of the venerable hangout! Oh Gods, the horror! In a world beseiged by dragons, this is what qualifies as drama.
29 minutes | 8 years ago
A Christmas Tale
In this holiday distraction from the main story, we flash back to two years ago, as Soris Uvula weaves a nefarious plot to ruin Christmas for the citizens of Windhelm.
51 minutes | 8 years ago
In this Super-Sized episode, the whole gang prepares for their journey, then sets off on an epic voyage a few miles south to find Ynroh!
33 minutes | 8 years ago
Keeg's Quest returns to a world without a Keeg! Zapatos and Urun have stumbled upon a locked basement where they are certainly not welcome. Will this be the start of a beautiful friendship, or will this all end in blood?
24 minutes | 8 years ago
Campfire Storytime 5!
Rich pokes his head in after a brief absence and talks about everything that's been keeping him busy. Our narrator speaks out against the scourge of one-star reviews, and the trailer for Season Two of Keeg's Quest is revealed, as well as a (gasp!) RELEASE DATE! I mean, since when have I done THAT, right? Lesson learned, indeed!
16 minutes | 9 years ago
Keeg's Trek: Part One
When last we heard from Ynroh of the House of Keeg, he had recently fallen to his grisly death, only to be resurrected by the magic of cowardly writing. This inter-season micro-series chronicles the the dream Ynroh experiences during this slumber. Raise your shields and modulate your phasers for Keeg's Trek: A Non-Skyrim Dream Sequence!
35 minutes | 9 years ago
The first season finale of Keeg's Quest: A Skyrim Adventure, entitled (dum dum duuuuuuum....) The Death of Ynroh of the House of Keeg!
25 minutes | 9 years ago
Campfire Storytime 4!
Rich attempts to mitigate the obvious (apparent) slacking which caused Episode 7 to not be released in April, as he kinda promised. He shares with you his joy at being contacted by various badasses in the podcasting community, offers a brief, mostly spoiler-free opinion on the Mass Effect 3 Ending Debacle, and details the massive undertaking of constructing a studio in a closet. Rich also assuages your potential fears regarding his departure from Twitter (...as if you actually noticed. Ha.). Lots of fun to be had in here; just... not as much fun as an actual episode (which will be coming!). Sorry...
34 minutes | 9 years ago
Our heroes go for a long walk looking for adventure, but Zapatos seems quiet. TOO quiet. So Ynroh offers to help him out with his assassination contract. Wait... WHAT?? Oh, and they find a cave. Infested with spiders. And a squatter. Great.
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