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Episodes - Two Goddamn Gentlemen

99 Episodes

90 minutes | Jul 7, 2020
S3 | W50 - The End
The boys open and shut each other up one final time to talk turkey.15:00 - Russian Shit Holes25:30 - Best / Worst of KC/DC bits + Final "Would You Rather"37:00 - Reaction Vids to end all podcasts57:00 - Gentlemen of the Week1:06:00 - Taking a victory lapHaving plugged, closed and reclosed the show, the guys lay KC/DC: East Vs. West to rest and do so, going forward, like Goddamn Gentlemen! But wait...
126 minutes | Jun 30, 2020
S3 | W49 - Is-Rae-Li In-Tell-I-Gence
DC opens to crown the Season 3 Champ, drown his feelings in novelty whiskey, and open his “food” punishment.16:30- DC’s 5th anniversary, KC’s the license judge and DC solves the racist slave-owner issue37:30- Mini golf, mario party and tatted bartenders53:00- Good or Bad? + Would You Rather: Extra Edition1:14:00- The final Praises of the Dear Leaders are Sungened.1:18:00- KC’s Hat + Reaction TimeHaving nominated what can only be described as Gentlemen of the Week, the guys close out the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
105 minutes | Jun 23, 2020
S3 | W48 - Ku Klux Klaniversity
KC opens from hot 'n' humid Myrtle Beach. DC responds from hot 'n' humid...his house...22:00 - KC: Lord of Roads + Would You Rather39:30 - The Praises of the Final Two Tourney Gentlemen are Sung43:00 - Posting Excellent Reaction Times59:30 - The Nominating of the Two Goddamn Gentlemen.KC forgets the rules of Two Truths and a Lie right away and the guys close the show, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
143 minutes | Jun 16, 2020
S3 | W47 - Garlic Breath
DC opens the show like a Kentucky Gentleman and KC dives right into boat class12:00 - KC's MRI results call for some leisure47:00 - Tournament results and Semifinal matchups1:00:00 - KC and DC 's "Reaction Times"1:31:30 - TGG = The Goddamn Garlic1:47:00 - Stanley toddles his way back to the showHaving settled the week, one co-host will be eating something and he'll attempt it, as always, like a Goddamn Gentleman. But wait...
102 minutes | Jun 9, 2020
S3 | W46 - Final First Round. Ooo baby!
KC opens the show giving the people what they want… results!7:30 - The Debut of Henry...everyone knows a Henry.22:00 - Mini golf and competing against chicks31:30 - Utah's DC sparks white man discussion on race.45:00 - KC putts better lefty + Reactions!1:10:00 - Gentlemen of the Week nominations!Having shut up DC, KC attempts to go back to back on wheel and the guys close the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
142 minutes | Jun 2, 2020
S3 | W45 - This Podcast is a Riot
DC opens to a lone shaven KC to tell him that Youtube are cunts (but justified this time probably)21:00- Items of Business, slaying "The Hill" and other cringy things to say.31:00- The George Floyd riot talk52:00- Would You Rather!!!1:17:00- Listeners go a looting for justice and the Dear Leaders Praises are Singened1:38:00- The gentlemen react and then nominate their gentlemen of the week!Having made quick work of the wheel, the guys close out the show and do it, as always, like Two Goddamn Gentlemen!
127 minutes | May 25, 2020
S3 | W44 - Gentleman of the Week
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100 minutes | May 19, 2020
S3 | W43 - The Reverse Hitlers
DC opens an episode for the first time in 4 weeks...but he isn't counting.1:15- Straight to pluggin' + DC opens his punishment food and wishes for swift death.19:10- DC's nightmare (hilarious) kids and whooping loved ones asses at different games.41:15- A plethora of videos get reactions from the guys. www.patreon.com/kcdcevw1:06:05- Praises are Rattled Off for the Dear Leaders + Listener Responses and Would You Rather!Having cleared up a 3-way tie (the best kind), the guys close the show amd do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
82 minutes | May 12, 2020
S3 | W42 - The Podcast That Shall Not Be Named
KC opens his third straight week and DC is desperate to win and choke down disgusting Lauder's Scotch Whiskey.5:15- Finding sponsors, super-chatting dramatic lawyers and a new podcast logo you might mistake for refrigerator art19:20- See-DC prove that COVID-19 is a hoax + Rattled off Praises of the Dear Leaders32:55- Sexual pickles that our listeners wouldn't sell for elemental super powers48:00- Would you rather agree 10 times in a row or be healthily stuck in traffic?52:15- DC's has an avalanche of reaction videos for KC.Having debuted the hottest new wedding track, the guys close out the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!!!
98 minutes | May 5, 2020
S3 | W41 - May the Fideo Be With You
KC storms into May, boisterous and joyful at his new found success kicking DC's ass.1:50- Not repeating past successes and repeating past failures18:00- News! + Showing up your parents in the kitchen38:55- Rattling off the Praises of the Dear Leaders + Listener Responses1:00:20- Liveleak and Worldstar Hip-hop Reaction time!Having swiftly decided the "would you rather?" the guys close out the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
108 minutes | Apr 28, 2020
S3 | W40 - Attempted Patricide and Other Fun
KC opens the show notably and understandably excited about the upcoming rollout of the new podcast coming Summer 2020.1:30- Rip Van KC and drafting up the perfect golf round.35:10- DC's guerrilla marketing leads to new website www.cucksonly.com also he nearly gets murdered.48:15- Finally having sports is so much sweeter to DC when BYU fails...so always.58:15- Listener Responses are funnier than Kim Jong Un dying somehow.1:14:45- Would you rather KC or DC react? You get BOTH!Having left a scathing review as promised, DC and KC close the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
76 minutes | Apr 21, 2020
S3 | W39 - Episode 150 Mehstravaganza
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122 minutes | Apr 14, 2020
S3 | W38 - “The Hill” to Die On…From COVID-19
DC opens the show like a true Goddamn Gentleman - drinking wine and talking about his golf round at "The Hill"21:00- The guys talk special deliveries. Appliances, TP and food punishments.41:00- By land or by knee, recording cover songs is no party trivial matter1:05:40- Praises of the Dear Leader are sung and Coronavirus still rules the day.1:30:00- Would you rather cringe and read news or react to crazy videos and do a bonus episode?Having decided to do a bonus episode, the guys decide the week and close the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
104 minutes | Apr 7, 2020
S3 | W37 - Two Goddamn Gentlemen
KC opens April to have the opening immediately hijacked by DC.0:30- DC had a shitty day + KC's getting his shit in shape.34:30- Tiger King and other COVID-19 distractions45:15- Listeners guess the new name of the Podcast + GOLF!!!1:17:00- Amatuer sports decide the Praises of the Dear Leaders + DC & KC ReactHaving gotten April off to a Trumpy start, the guys close out the show and do it, as always, like (Two) Goddamn Gentlemen!
78 minutes | Mar 31, 2020
S3 | W36 - Northeast Vs Southeast
DC opens the show from hot as hell (read "Sunny") Florida.0:55- DC talks travel and tries to be funny about it.11:08- Studio/podcast updates + My Corona Music Video28:10- The listeners compete for most affected by COVID-19 for the Goddamn Praises39:40- The Gr8 Deb8 "Would You Rather?"*Read aloud everything you ever read*Sing everything you ever said50:05- News, hot sauce and toilet paper failsHaving decided the week quickly and decisively, one host happily closes the show but both do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
107 minutes | Mar 24, 2020
S3 | W35 - End of an Era
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91 minutes | Mar 17, 2020
S3 | W34 - Coronavirus Episode Extraordinaire
The guys open the week very much alive and non-Asi...uh infected with Coronavirus.2:15- COVID-19 update + Self Quarantining23:30- The Gr8 Deb8: Virtual Reality vs Isolation Reality31:30- Listeners with all the funniness one podcast segment can hold.52:45- Shilling and Trilling into the Praises of the Dear Leaders1:12:35- Cringy reactions to cringy foreigners.Having broken the 1-1 tie for March, the guys close out the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
97 minutes | Mar 10, 2020
S3 | W33 - International Wah-men's Day
KC starts out the show feeling equal parts braggadocious and kidney stoned. 2:00- DC tells the tale of the "Bucket-O-IceCream" + Shitty Opera Showtunes 14:30- The continuing saga of The Kidney Stone! 36:45- KC Reacts!!! + Sangin' of the Dear Leaders' Praises 51:45- The Gr8 Deb8 + International Women's Day Appreciation Having heard from the peanut gallery regarding getting lost in criminal dreams, the guys spin the wheel and close out the show as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
96 minutes | Mar 3, 2020
S3 | W32 - Burying the Lead
KC "confuses" DC by speaking clearly about a terrible employment commercial. 2:00- Finally, the guys talk in-depth NASCAR + Kidney Stone! 38:45- Lose weight. Also… eat this! 50:00- The singing of the Dear Leaders' Praises + KC Reacts! 1:08:05- Back with the news!!! Having decided the first week of March in an epic back and forth battle full of truths lies and jokes about the holocaust, the guys close out the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen!
103 minutes | Feb 25, 2020
S3 | W31 - You Gotta Be Kid'n-ey!
DC opens the last week of February. 1:00- Talking punishment tracks, fatty snacks and pain attacks. 44:00- Let the Leader Praises get Sanged! 57:15- WOULD YOU RATHER? + One-sided cringe 1:13:30- KC Reacts + Listeners talk underrated movies about amendments for the misgendered. After settling the month on the new wheel,  the guys close out the show and do it, as always, like Goddamn Gentlemen! 
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